Pat Robertson Knows Who Will Win The Election
but he’s not telling.
On Wednesday, Robertson, 77, implied that God informed him who will be elected president in November.
“He told me some things about the election, but I’m not going to say, because some old man on “60 Minutes” would make fun of me, so I’m not going to tell you who the winner’s going to be,” Robertson said, in apparent reference to CBS humorist Andy Rooney, who turns 89 on Jan. 14.
So far, Robertson has failed to rival the Amazing Kreskin:
Robertson acknowledged Wednesday that his prophecy of a nuclear terror attack in 2007failed to unfold.
He also cited information from God when he predicted on a year go that major U.S. cities would be hit by “very serious terrorist attacks” causing “possibly millions” of deaths.
The Rev. is also predicting that China will become a Christian nation.
Maybe he ought to first come to terms that we’re not.
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