Seamus Clinton Vs. Oreo McCain
My dear sister-in-law, the conservative radio host, author and commentator Monica Crowley and I are doing a monthly series of promotions for Bideawee, the great animal welfare organization. You can go to their site now and decide who makes the best First Pet. At least we’d have better luck with one of these creatures in the White House than its current occupant.
No no, it just looks alert–and the picture of a no-nonsense, guns-a-blazin’, take-no-prisoners pundit tenderly holding a wee kitty is just adorable. Adorable!
Can anyone kindly explain to me why Senator McCain has **twenty-two** pets?! Egads!
Alan, the kitty your holding in that website photo looks terrified!
Alan, I am a conservative, but I always get the giggles when I watch you on H&C. You are the funniest Lib I’ve ever seen!
You are related to Monica Crowley? HOLY COW. I bet Thanksgiving dinner is a circus at your house. Hum. Does your wife look like Monica? If she does, you are a seriously lucky dude. Not that you aren’t a hunk of burning love yourself, you totally are – you just burn up the small screen, sweetie – but Monica? She’s ethereally gorgeous.
Whatever. Go think up some sassy retorts for tonight’s show so you can give me the giggles before I go to la-la land. Smooch!
Alan… Seamus is way cuter and more adorable than that spoiled brat of an Oreo McCain.
I’m glad there is at least one issue that I can agree with you about. Thank you for promoting Bideawee, I probably wouldn’t have heard about them otherwise. Our little friends need all of us to look out for them.
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How do you pronounce Seamus?
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:13 pm
It’s pronounced “shame us”
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Hey, Alan, hook me up with your sister-in-law! She’s older than me but she’s great!
I think you married into a good family. I know nothing about your bride, but if she is anywhere near as intelligent and demure as Monica is then you’re a lucky liberal!
And you mentioned on air that your mother-in-law likes you…how is it possible that a conservative can like a LIBRUL, especially as a family member? Ah, the mysteries of life.
January 23rd, 2008 at 3:50 pm
Monica Crowley is your sister inlaw?
I won’t say what I think of her but you have my sympathies, blech!
January 23rd, 2008 at 5:10 pm
Well, if your wife has your brains and Monicas looks you’re golden – but I wouldn’t care WHAT she looks like if she thinks and talks like Monica does – tell me THAT ain’t so!
I PARTICULARLY look forward to having a HRC presidency when I think of Monica Crowley.
January 23rd, 2008 at 7:04 pm
I wouldn’t say they would be all that much better than Bush
At least Bush doesn’t urinate on the furniture……
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:00 pm
Forget them.
I say…
Bonnie Colmes/Lefty the Entitlement Hound in ‘08!!!
January 23rd, 2008 at 8:21 pm
So the choice is between a cat named “Oreo” and a slobbering Chocolate Lab.
Oreo is a slur, by the way. In some places. Playing the race card already, John?
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:19 pm
One more vote for Lefty the Entitlement Hound.
January 23rd, 2008 at 10:21 pm
Alan, I left a comment on your dear sister-in-law Monica Crowley on her blog, but I’ll get to that later. Instead of advocacy for pets, why don’t you don’t you devote yourself to something that actually matters like stopping the Iraq war. Join an organization or donate money to a cause or a political campain that is dedicated to stopping this senseless war. And are you up to date on your dear sister-in-laws activities? Turns out she has a blog. And in her years of blogging, she only sees fit to write 7 posts about the Iraq war? Meanwhile, 3,931 American troops have died and over 655,000+ Iraqi men, women, and children have died. And shes only seen fit to write 7 posts about all of that? That is a disgrace to our troops.
Look, I understand Monica is a republican. But reporting on the deaths of our American soldiers and Iraqi citizens should not be a left v. right issue. It should be an American issue. Please talk to your dear sister-in-law about that.
January 24th, 2008 at 8:32 am
When did the Clintons get another chocolate Lab? I remember hearing their chocolate Lab Buddy was hit by a car and killed outside their Chappaquah *sp* N.Y. home sometime back?
January 24th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Thank you Alan and Monica for the info for the pet website.
Love you both.
we are big H&C fans some night we want to trow tomato at you and Sean but i don`t want to mess my nice lcd tv that we have and worked hard for to get it.
We still don`t miss the show for the world.
We have a dog that we got at the pound almost 4 years ago and it changed our life for the beeeettteeerrrrrr he is the joy in our life and family.
He was the one that sensed the fire and barked when we had fire in our home.
He is why i try to help whatever little i can the animal in need.
Pia
January 24th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
The two pictures you have posted could run the white house better then what we have now. the best part is the combined anual salary/pension.
January 30th, 2008 at 8:53 pm
Great Job–Thank You so much for your concern about the helpless & homeless pets in our world. I wish I could help every one of them. I do with $ when I can.
To the JERK(paco/chris January 24, 2008 at 8:32 am) that told you to do something more important like stop the war…YOUR AN IDIOT! Perhaps Michael Vick has an extra kennel for you.
Alan I am sure this is a great retreat for you after spending every night with Sean “Broken Record” Hannity. Somebody needs to use a “HILLARY NUTCRACKER” on him.
Looking forward to more of you two.
Thanks Again,
Dennis L.
Los Angeles, CA
January 30th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
I’ll go with Epiphany’s ticket.
And some of you other folks need to lighten up before you sprain something.
January 30th, 2008 at 10:35 pm
Glad to see you involved in such a worth while cause! I feel if you bring this in on your show like Hannitys America with Charlie Daniels,it could be an awsome oportunity. I would watch it as much as Greta and that’s all the time.
good luck with the pets!
January 30th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
I am glad to see you getting involved in such a worthwhile cause. Maybe you could intergrate it into the last few minutes of your show as Sean does Hannity America and Charlie Daniels concert for the soldiers family. Good luck with the pets. I think you would have more viewer’s.
January 30th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Alan, you have started you sillyness again by promoting HRC. I believe that you are one of those who dont’ want to face the truth. The country needs Obama right now. Clinton is not even able to run her campaign. She makes so many mistakes, she has made so many in the past and you guy’s still want to give her the benefit of the doubt.
How dare you Alan!
“Fired up and ready to go”.
Obama.
January 31st, 2008 at 12:58 am
I’m glad there is at least one issue that I can agree with you about. Thank you for promoting Bideawee, I probably wouldn’t have heard about them otherwise. Our little friends need all of us to look out for them.
January 31st, 2008 at 1:11 am
Alan… Seamus is way cuter and more adorable than that spoiled brat of an Oreo McCain.
January 31st, 2008 at 5:02 am
Alan, I am a conservative, but I always get the giggles when I watch you on H&C. You are the funniest Lib I’ve ever seen!
You are related to Monica Crowley? HOLY COW. I bet Thanksgiving dinner is a circus at your house. Hum. Does your wife look like Monica? If she does, you are a seriously lucky dude. Not that you aren’t a hunk of burning love yourself, you totally are – you just burn up the small screen, sweetie – but Monica? She’s ethereally gorgeous.
Whatever. Go think up some sassy retorts for tonight’s show so you can give me the giggles before I go to la-la land. Smooch!
January 31st, 2008 at 7:47 am
Alan, the kitty your holding in that website photo looks terrified!
January 31st, 2008 at 5:37 pm
No no, it just looks alert–and the picture of a no-nonsense, guns-a-blazin’, take-no-prisoners pundit tenderly holding a wee kitty is just adorable. Adorable!
Can anyone kindly explain to me why Senator McCain has **twenty-two** pets?! Egads!
February 1st, 2008 at 9:46 am