It’s The Friday Night Free-For-All

February 1st, 2008, 10:54 PM EST

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  1. Another first victory!

  2. nice tan suit tonight, alan

    Posted by charles martel
    February 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
  3. Go W(FG)!

    Hey, Alan, have you ever interviewed “Stephen Colbert” (the character)? That could be a fun segment.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
  4. I hope Dale calls, so we can hear another one of her psychoanalyses about Republicans, et al.

  5. Dale: Alan, do you think all Republicans like to grope kittens?

  6. Too bad there is a writer’s strike, Saturday Night Live would have fun with McCain, with the stiff arms and all the “my friends” that he uses…..

  7. I’m so sad. Ha!

  8. aj, SNL stopped being funny years before the writer’s stike. How could you tell?

  9. RC, there a meaning behind the way you inputted my name? No offense felt, just confused.

  10. its not all that bad…..
    I liked their “Presidential candidate” impressions

  11. Nah, that was just a sly joke : )

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:02 pm
  12. Well, I haven’t the tolerance for it. To each their own.

  13. Went over my head. It’s just not fat enough, or maybe I’m too much a fat head.

  14. No, wait a second. There’s no acronym there. It was just abbreviating, hey W, and then adding the FG since that’s part of the moniker. (I’m an accidental speaker and always getting into trouble when people take me the wrong way–here I go again! Heh.)

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
  15. Speaking of fat, couldn’t Keller have hired a decent voice actor?

  16. can you say “bitch” on the radio?

    Posted by charles martel
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
  17. its alan colmes
    he can say whatever he wants

  18. Andy, how large is Greg’s dunge-basement?

  19. Why not? They say it at Republican meet’n'greets.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:09 pm
  20. ya, I think I heard Drudge say it on his show one time

  21. Let’s feed Alan a topic or he’ll ignore us!

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
  22. he was talking about Hilary ^^^

  23. Alan tends to weight his attention toward callers.

  24. alan, do you play the guitar?
    we should start a band

  25. “Red Eye.” Have you ever seen that show? Embarrassingly bad. So bad that it’s bad.

  26. Mine’s marginally over 25.

  27. Bull, Epiphany. It’s one of the best and funniest shows on tv. Thou art wrong, sir, madaam. I feel great embarrassment at the dense writers who complain to the show.

  28. Ha. I exist again!

  29. To tell the truth, with the font we’ve got here, I wasn’t sure if it was an F or a P. But gratz anyway, heh.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:19 pm
  30. It’s an F, 6th letter of the alphabet. William F G.

  31. I have an idea. One sec.

  32. I’m dense because I don’t like the show? Well sir I would have to disagree with you on that one.

    Definately not funny. No matter what side of the aisle you’re on.

  33. Sadly, Mike Malloy is not on tonight, and I’m forced to listen to this dumbass, Insanity-Whore, Alan Colmes, but replying to if you can say “bitch” on the radio, well:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=-XazmYwI4nc

  34. I agree with earlier call…Clinton benefited from
    the civil debate more than Obama did. I think Clinton could wrap it up when we vote on Super Tuesday. Also, we in Alabama love people from Mississippi. Since we have Mississippi, we never
    finish last in all of the depressing categories
    (weight, education, teenage mothers, etc.)

    Posted by Jason from Alabama
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
  35. To each their own. I just know I like it.

  36. Want REAL Progressive talk radio, click my name.

  37. What is it with you people? Mike Malloy? So you just came on here to moan about Alan for not being Malloy?

  38. Hey, how about that Senator Charles Bishop punching out Senator Lowell Barron. That’s some Rule of Law, heh.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
  39. That’s fine if you like it. I don’t and stated so. You needn’t personally attack me because I feel differently.

  40. well, speaking of guitars, alan…..
    do you think Mike Huckabee is whoring out his guitar playing skills?

  41. Is this better? I spaced my letters.

  42. Sorry, Epiphany, I get passionate.

  43. Anyway, it’ll hopefully last until the end of time.

  44. It’s not the govt’s job to build roads? Go off to the Yukon and build yourself a log cabin. Here in the US the govt builds roads LoL.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
  45. Anyway, it’ll hopefully last until the end of time.

  46. At least it’s not The 1/2 Hour News Hour.

  47. Well, Mike Malloy will “slam” ANY friend of Sean Insanity, because Mike Malloy used to work with Sean Insanity, and Mike Malloy, has a real hatrid, for Sean Insanity, and ANY of Sean Insanity’s friends, which include Alan Colmes, because Alan Colmes, is willing to get along with Coultergeist.

    In fact, Mike Malloy is ashamed of being a talk show host, because of Sean Insanity.

  48. On a serious note, I wonder about the media paying attention to right wing radio’s opinion of McCain. Granted, if they don’t, the right will complain, justifiably or not, but the more the media, often accused of being liberal, gives attention to the animosity toward McCain, the more that same right wing radio can claim the media is only giving them attention because McCain’s popularity undermined could lead to an increased standing for Romney, who would be trounced by Obama or Clinton.

  49. Mike Malloy Fan, could you whine more in the third person, please?

  50. Well, correction, you weren’t talking in the third person, but still whiny.

  51. why are you being such an asshole tonight, alan?

    Posted by charles martel
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:39 pm
  52. Beat me to it. 6, according to Wiki.

  53. Asshole? I’ve been more of an ass on here than Alan has on the radio.

  54. If he deems it worthy of his attention, I would like to ask Andy to speak on the superiority of the left-hander over the average person. Is it our duty (birthright(left)?) to have unprotected sex and donate to sperm banks?

    Yay nested parenthetical comments!

  55. I’d like for there to be more information about Andy’s pre Red Eye career. I do recall him being upset by IMDB erroneouslylabelling him as the producer of Loose Change.

  56. I dont see anything wrong with Clinton or Obama or
    Congress putting limits on guns. Nobody needs an
    oozie or AK-47 for protection. When the bill of rights were written, the weapon of choice was a musket. Lets get guns off the streets

    Posted by Jason from Alabama
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
  57. There will always be limits on guns, at least in my lifetime. But we should be very cautious on gun removal. I lean pro.

  58. OMG! I swing a golf club right-handed and swing a bat lefty! What could it mean? LoL.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 1st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
  59. I considered Twitter once. Got at e-mail invite, chose not to bother.

  60. Andy, thanks for defending pro-life libertarians despite disagreeing with the position yourself!

  61. Alan, could you repeat that list of what liberals generally believe in? I can’t recall all of them. I believe I agreed with all but the gun issue, though I’m not an NRA supporter, largely because I like some independency.

  62. Its something I notice instantly with people. When I’m in the checkout line with other capital L Lefties I have to say hi, I’m compulsed like that I guess…

    They call us derogatory names like “sinister” and “retard” but it is at least the correct direction to pass the dutchie; I guess I’m trying to say we aren’t all bad.

    We are one of the last discriminated against minorities however. Sure there are fire escapes on the outside of buildings, doors that open outwards, but where are the left-handed scissors I ask you.

  63. I wish I was ambidextrous.

  64. Well, later all. I’ll be listening.

  65. do you smoke alan?

  66. Be careful, Alan, and fellow Mike Malloy liberals, we have a “stalker” from San Francisco, named Melanie “Moron” Morgan (and she’s a Right-Winger):

    http://www.iamtrex.com/?p=229

  67. Orally (WPITW) attacks both Mike Malloy, and Randi Rhodes, again!!!

    http://www.depauw.edu/news/index.asp?id=20853

  68. Friday Night Free For All is a snooze tonight

    I’m tempted to go listen to Mike Malloy

    I like it better when you are hosting by yourself, Alan, you take more calls

  69. Everybody complains about who voted to authorize the Bush wars, but back at the time a considerable number of people outside the Beltway wanted to chew bubble gum and kick ass, and to a great degree I think the government did what a majority of the voting public wanted them to do.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 2nd, 2008 at 12:18 am
  70. ha……..Judy Garland jokes

  71. “Free-for-all-getting-to-know-your-guests-
    because-hillary-is-boring-on-friday-night”

    1. favorite album
    2. favorite movie
    3. favorite tv show that you are watching right now

  72. Andy manages to make Hillary not-boring, ftw!

  73. Why does “family values” FOX so often outfit their on-air ladies in short skirts and tight sweaters?

    The new FBC even has ‘em show a little cleavage sometimes.

    Not that there’s anything wrong with that.

    Posted by anonymouse
    February 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
  74. From the Wiki: FDR conducted affairs outside his marriage, including one with Eleanor’s social secretary Lucy Mercer, with whom Roosevelt began an affair soon after she was hired in early 1914.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    February 2nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
  75. Timothy McVeigh was executed in a John Ashcroft rush-job. It was done under the Bush administration, not under Clinton as a caller implied.

  76. McVeigh was sentenced to death in 1997, while Clinton was President.

  77. your show was kind of boring tonight

  78. Well, I’ve been drinking all evening again, and this is my cry for help. Call Nancy Pelosi @11-202-225-0100 and DEMAND IMPEACHMENT. DC business hours only, call often, and spread it around.

    Posted by Mike Meyer
    February 2nd, 2008 at 2:06 am
  79. John McCain is trying to cheat and lie to win this election. It’s just like when he cheated on his disabled wife and eventually divorced her for his rich, younger mistress.

    It’s also like the Keating 5, when McCain cheated the American tax payers out of hundreds of millions of dollars.

    Since McCain can’t really talk about his senate record (amnesty, etc.) he tries to play up his “character”. I think his character is despicable. Cheating on and divorcing a crippled wife, wow that’s bad.