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From: Mark
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject:Stop trying to be cute/clever. You don’t have the equipment for the job. Every time you open your mouth you show your ass. You disgust me!Mark

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:34 PM
To: Mark
Subject: RE:

If that’s what you see when I open my mouth you should stop looking down my throat.

From: Mark
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re:

You wouldn’t last two minutes in the real world. You like to shoot off your mouth about Christians and other members of society as though you are a shining example to the world of what an american should be. Anyone who doesn’t buy your liberal line of bullshit is somewhat beneath you right? You are the scum of the earth in my opinion. You don’t have a clue about anything. I’ll take my brain out tonight and we’ll start off even in the morning. You need an old-fashioned butt kicking. I am seventy years of age and am willing to do that job. I could take that stupid smirk off your ugly face in seconds. You liberals are great champions of fee speech until that speech offends you. I gave eight years of my life to america in the armed forces and two years undercover busting drug dealers. What the hell have you done for america? Not a damned thing son. Not one damned thing have you ever sacrificed. I’m easy to find. …bring it.

From: Donny
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:17 PM
To: Alan








From: Deon
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Flag

Where’s your flag you commie dimwit.

From: Joseph
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Weaker and weaker


Your arguments are losing all credibility. carl Rove ate your lunch. Basically, you are getting sillier and sillier. You must have a little put away by now. why don’t you retire. Write a book. I won’t read it, but at least it will keep you occupied, and I won’t have to look at your silly leftist face anymore.


From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 10:49 PM
To: Joseph
Subject: RE: Weaker and weaker

Leftist face?

From: Joseph
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:06 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Weaker and weaker

Yes. You know. The sneaky, smarmy, malicious, defeated one.

From: Luke
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan

Colmes was a rat in his former life, he graduated to a snake in this one, what a pity

From: Proton
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:56 PM
To: Alan

I watch your show every night and just laugh my ass off when I hear some very stupid stuff you come
up with. as usual STUCK ON STUPID!
You are the left wing kook that loves being like a wimpy wimp ugly freak. It is people like you that
divide this country, lot of BS, it starts with federal government, why can’t Johnny Read? that is federal
government. You think government fixes things?
you are very out of it as I did figure out on that show that they made called Prison Break, they put
that FBI agent in there that looks like you to just as stupid as you or is that your brother?


From: Stu
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Now I understand

Dear Mr. Colmes,

I have recently become a fan on your show, I listen to the XM broadcast during my evening drive home from work. I am conservative in my politcal views and have been, I’m sorry to say, very annoyed by your comments during the show. Today I realized what is really happening. I think that you are in fact a conservative posing as liberal in order to demonstrate by direct contrast with Sean Hannity how ridiculous that mind set truly is. A very crafty and effective tactic on the part of Fox News. I would advise you, however, to reign it in a tad because your mocking parody of liberalism is starting to sound a bit mean spirited to the point of appearing to make fun of the mentally impared. If word ever became public of this clever clever scheme it could be damaging to your reputation as well as Fox News, so caution is the word. Don’t worry your secret is safe with me, and keep up the good work.


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:04 AM
To: Stu
Subject: RE: Now I understand


You are brilliant to have cracked the code as you did. Please, let’s keep this between us.


From: Sly
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 11:59 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: You

A. Samuel Colmes, you did it again: got sliced and diced by Rove and Cunningham. Best you sit silently when you’re at a distinct intellectual disadvantage. Obama’s middle name is Hussein, get used to it!

From: Jess
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:42 AM
To: Alan
Subject: alan the idiot

Colmes YOU are the biggest moron that Fox has ever hired! you are a total disgrace as an American, and I,d like to meet you in a dark alley.!!!LOSER

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 5:58 PM
To: Jess
Subject: RE: alan the idiot

Okay, big guy. Meet me in a dark alley and we’ll see what a great man you are.

From: Rowland
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:48 AM
To: Alan


Why don’t you shut the hell up for a few seconds from time to time so your guests can actually have a minute or two to make their point. I don’t know if this rude and miserable personality is your shtick , or if you are just this bright and cheery guy all of the time. Maybe you are trying to establish yourself as “the tough guy” or “the reporter who is relentless in his questioning” or whatever, but if this is the case I just wanted to let you know that there is a big difference in being “tough” and being belligerent, and you are the latter…Why in the hell does Barack Hussein Obama need you to explain or interpret things to us for him. I mean he is perfect Alan. There is no way he should need a moron like you to explain what he “really meant” to us. …the fact is he and his wife’s racism, anti-Americanism, and his ties with extremists and America-haters, as well as his horrendous voting record, will all be front and center come the general election. And, Alan, he will lose that battle. All of this repressed anger and political correctness that has been building over the past 10-15 years in conservative, white America is going to reach critical mass during this election year because of you and your fellow liberals constantly beating this drum of oppression, “whitey is evil”, “Israel is bad”, “the government owes us this”, “its George Bush’s fault”, etc. We are tired of far left goons like yourself telling us what we can and can not say, think, feel, do, etc. Conservatives have walked on the egg shells that you liberals and black America have laid on the floor for us so long that they are absolutely going to snap and finally start voicing their complaints and feelings, which will spell doom for Osama and his campaign…

You were busy speaking out against our military and interviewing feminazis from Code Punk while our brave young men and women were fighting their asses off trying to repel the enemy and secure the borders…YOU are the reason Iraq has taken as long as it has, and YOU are the reason our enemy was emboldened to fight as hard as they did against us…Pathetic.


From: Chuck
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 12:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Colmes

Your the idiot of all idiots. Wish they would send you to MSNBC or CNN, you would fit in with all their idiots. How in the “Hell” did you ever acquire the position of TV comentator on Fox News is beyond me. I used to really enjoy Hannity & Colmes but now when you speak the good ole remote takes over. All the comments you make about Iraq, Afganistan and our troops and what the American people want is hogwash.

One thing I want to ask you Mr. AlanUseff Colmes? Why haven’t YOU ever gone to Iraq or Afganistan to visit our troops to ask questions and entertain? Why? I can answer that for you. You Mr. Alan Useff Colmes are a coward hiding behind your TV views, instead of going to Irag to see the progress yourself. Actually, maybe a good thing because I would bet that our own American Troops would spit on you because they know and hear YOUR every day your degrading remarks. You are a dispicable American and a TV friend of Al-Queda. You are an embarrassment to The United States of America.


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 6:47 PM
To: Chuck
Subject: RE: Colmes


Thank you for your wonderful comments about me. It’s inspirational emails like yours that give me the conviction, courage and motivation to keep on fighting the good fight.

God bless you.


From: Lobo
Sent: Wednesday, February 27, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You


I would like to reiterate that you are a THOROUGHLY repulsive human?? being. Wise up, talk to your beautiful sister in law, and learn how to think RIGHT. It is not too late to make a recovery,.


From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 6:44 PM
To: Lobo
Subject: re: You

Do you have so much spare time on your hands that you write to people you don’t know and tell them they’re repulsive?

From:  Bill
Sent: Thursday, February 28, 2008 9:03 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WAZ UP

Nice hairdo Alan did you fall asleep on it while someone else was writing YOUR opinion?


From: Clarisse
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 1:11 AM
To: Alan
Subject: –

Alan – I am sure you get a lot of not so pleasant emails. I am going to add my name to the list.
I think you are the most ignorant, rude person on TV news.
I find it difficult to even look at you, and we only watch Hannity and Colmes, because of Sean Hannity.
You should take some lessons from him on how to “Win Friends and Influence People.
Clarisse -Canada

From: Mo
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 11:53 AM
To: Alan
Subject: moron listeners

Mr. Colmes,
While I disagree with your politics …I find your hate mail podcast (available at the radio website) as a disturbing window into the right-wing shame-based religious contingent of the U.S. population. I’m amazed by their pointless, reactionary (and I use the word without any political sentiment) excoriations in which they hypocritically accuse you of being an emotionally-driven soft-minded
liberal while they surreptitiously crank out heated e-mail riddled with spelling errors, grammatical errors, fragments, and run-on sentences. Besides these glaring discrepancies between advice given and headed, etc., the bold biblical assertions, most recently the one calling Obama a practicing Muslim “anti-christ’ with ‘Jewish blood” who wears Muslim dress, I never cease to find myself shocked by the provincial myopia which appears to blanket certain regions of the United States…I’d be interested to know where these people come from…Like I said before, you and I don’t politically align, but I wanted to let you know that you’re not alone, and there are a few of us who lean more to the right who tune into your show who know the difference between a Muslim and an Arab, a Communist and a Socialist, a pundit and a blowhard. I’ve found neither your positions nor jokes offensive, but rather your views as sometimes impractical, but more often, just dissimilar to my own. Keep it up, Mr. Colmes, because you’re saying a lot of these things that people need to hear. There can’t be a dialogue without two sides, nor a dialectic without investigation. Keep it up, Mr. Colmes, because these right-wing jackasses need to realize that the exertion of free
speech and ability to propound opposing points of view in a public venue is one of the roots of a free society. Thanks for trying, anyway.


From: Craig
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 2:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: How you hurt liberal causes

Liberals are traditionally intellectuals. For centuries they have fought against superstition and for science against the repression of churches, fostered universal education, etc.

Now here you are, the ultimate liberal, promoting medieval, superstitious garbage typical of Weekly World News and the like. Can you imagine Hannity hosting self-proclaimed psychics, medical intuitives and the like? It is inconceivable. This difference between you makes him look like a reasonable, progressive, modern man, while you appear to be a dunce.

Maybe you don’t really believe and are only competing with Coast to Coast, in which case you are a desperate cynic. But I suspect you are a True Believer, a New Age Nut of the first order. You never ask for evidence from your con-artist guests, you just blindly believe.

Should you ever care to really investigate these subjects rather than take the claims on faith, you can check out;, and other skeptical sites. Also, Skeptical Inquirer and Prometheus Books.

You are an example of how postmodern education turns out mushy-headed morons.


From: Alan
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 7:45 PM
To: Craig
Subject: RE: How you hurt liberal causes


Thank you for your kind words. My psychic told me to expect your email.


From: Jorge
Sent: Friday, February 29, 2008 12:37 AM
To: Alan
Subject: middle names

Alan Yousef Colmes

I get a kick out of your constant rant on consistency. Why is it that all of your
pictures have you not wearing glasses, but on TV, you wear them?
Do you think it makes you look intelligent? The only problem is that as soon
as you open your mouth, all doubt is removed.

Your Liberal Friend.


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