Missing Preacher Found In Strip Club

March 29th, 2008, 2:59 PM EDT

Craig Rhodenizer told his wife he was leaving his westernabc_rhodenizer_080328_ms.jpg NewYork home to go to Best Buy to get his computer fixed. Turns out he was going to the K.C. Lounge in Riverside, Ohio. According to the dancers there, he was soliciting dances, making threatening comments, and soliciting the girls to come back to his motel. Now we just have to find out which presidential candidate he supports so we can attach them to each other.

Posted in Liberaland by Alan

Responses to this post...

  1. It’s me. I also just clubbed a baby otter and had my way with some midget transvestites. Rhodenizer is such a valuable counselor to me.

    Posted by W F G
    March 29th, 2008 at 3:29 pm

  2. my money says he backs Mccain

    Posted by Mr. sadonaguis
    March 29th, 2008 at 8:55 pm

  3. Well? At least it wasn’t a gay strip joint this time.

    Perhaps the preacher was only there to proselytize? You know, guide the strippers/hookers on their way to salvation? Redemption? Deliver them from evil?

    He was trying to get them back to his motel room to … read to them from the Gideon Bible?

    Posted by anonymouse
    March 30th, 2008 at 1:37 am

  4. The few times I’ve been in a strip joint along with Mennonites or Baptists it was obvious that what I saw as only naked women was to the devout a defining personal religious experience.

    A religious awakening they could experience over and over again as long as they had $10 or $20 for each lap dance.

    Posted by anonymouse
    March 30th, 2008 at 1:49 am

  5. I bet he’s voting McCain….the guy drove all the way from NY to Ohio just to see bush.

    sorry

    Posted by HFluffenburger
    April 2nd, 2008 at 12:36 am

  6. “Hfluffenburger”~ LMAO

    Posted by Cheryl in Fredericksburg
    April 20th, 2008 at 9:49 pm