Will A Little More Love Make It Right?

April 2nd, 2008, 11:24 PM EDT

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From: Alfred
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 6:07 PM
To: Alan
Subject: update

boy what a squirmy little left wing jerk you are ,to bad you dont have your on tv show, i heard the muppets are hiring,cause every one sure knows how to pull your chain you little sissy,my son knows more about news & politics than you do. maybe thats why he is a united states marine,serving and protecting our country for freedom,and not being a liberal jerk who cries all the time. i will be in touch

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 6:16 PM
To: Alfred
Subject: RE: update

And did you teach your son to have this kind of respect for people with whom he disagrees? Or did you teach him to send nasty emails to people he doesn’t know and call them names?

From: Morris
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 1:45 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You deserve a pay raise!

Alan you are not paid enough! You are by far the most disgusting, reprehensible talking head on T.V.. You make SEAN worth millions!!! It is beyond me how he can begin to tolerate you. As the saying goes, “money talks”! Rave-on you liberal loon !!!!!!!!

Morris

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 2:09 PM
To: Morris
Subject: RE: You deserve a pay raise!

Morris,

I’m just curious. Do you often send emails to people you don’t know calling them names? Says much about you.

Alan

From: Morris
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 2:53 PM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: You deserve a pay raise!

On the contrary Allen, I know you quite well. As a Vietnam Veteran and a BROTHER to over 58,200 names etched into a Wall in Washington D.C., I know Tom Hayden & Jane Fonda & John Kerry are your HEROES. That says a lot about you! By the way, have you ever served this Nation in her uniform? I think I know the answer to that as well & that also speaks volumes about you. How does Sean Hannity combat the urge to reach across that desk and strangle the liberal shit out of you?

Morris

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 3:28 PM
To: Morris
Subject: RE: You deserve a pay raise!

Is that what they taught you? To strangle people you disagree with? Is that the America you fought for? Is that what you teach your kids?

From: Betty
Sent: Monday, March 31, 2008 10:03 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Why Alan

Yes Alan, why?

Why are you so angry, bitter, sardonic, sarcastic, and just generally
a very unhappy person.

I just watched – once again – Hannity and Colmes. I have wondered for awhile why you are so very very nasty in your responses or questioning. Then again, this seems to be the MO of liberals.

It’s is far too bad because you probably are a good person, but you
keep it buried under all that ugly stuff.

Thank you
Betty

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, April 01, 2008 3:17 PM
To: Betty
Subject: RE: Why Alan

Since you’ve already determined that that’s “the mo of liberals” you’ve already pre-judged me.

From: Tabby
Sent: Friday, March 28, 2008 10:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Raising standards of behavior

Alan, you are determined to defend the indefensible, no matter how idiotic the behavior is. Open your ears and listen to Sean, and perhaps you will be enlightened (finally.)

From: Jerry
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 9:50 PM
To: Alan
Subject: The Show

Alan I just started watching your show (Hannity and Colmes) and have been some what puzzled on why you just sit there…I have noticed, your main focus is to get to the next commercial. Can you please tell me what your deal is, your name is on the show but you barely have anything to say. When you do decide to speak, most often I agree with you and like to hear your oppinion, but when the demorcrat bashing goes on and on, try speaking up. SAY SOMETHING!!! or just call the show “The Shawn Hannity Hour”, and you can sit behind the scenes and let the talent know when to take the next commercial break.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 10:32 PM
To: Jerry
Subject: RE: The Show

I needed a place to come in from the cold and they agreed to let me warm a seat.

From: Julie 
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 9:59 PM
To: Alan
Subject: The Other Clown

How to you like being the oddball clown??

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, April 02, 2008 10:46 PM
To: Julie
Subject: RE: The Other Clown

Really good. How do you like writing to one?

Responses to this post...

  1. hahahaahahahaahahahahahahahahahahahahah

    these comments are hilarious!!!

    these comments sure make my day!

  2. Nah, Louie,

    They are sad. Just happened to read these comments on a lark, and realized how uneducated people are in the United States. And also disrespectful. On both sides of the “political divide”. It’s like a bunch of “high school kids” making sport of “name calling”.

    My politics are conservative and have never agreed with Alan until today. You have to be real brave to go online, spout out about how much of an American you are, conservative or liberal, and then proceed to “thrash” someone via email, while you are lock up in the safety of your house, hiding behind the anonimity of the “net”. Anyone who prevents someone else from expressing their “God Given” right to express themselves, no matter what comes out their pie hole, without the fear of being abused is a “freaking facist”. Freedom of speech is for everyone, like it or not, even if it is ALAN.

  3. This is serious ROFL material, LiberalLand Alan!
    Way to run the smackdown on Conservative candy-ass!

    Don’t you just love how conservatives trod out military service as a justification for whatever bullcrap they expose? Just tell them this: President Bush was in the Air National Guard, and he has done more damage to this country than Al-Qaeda and Hezbollah put together. Lay that inconvenient truth on them and see how they squirm.

  4. Alan, A little mo’ luv always makes it right. Particularly when it is Olivia Newton John circa 1970s singing it to you. I love that song.

    Oh. And last night? The cannibalism A-1 Sauce comment? CLASSIC. I got a fabulous giggle in before I went to bed. Thanx.

    Shit. I think it was last night. Me so tired.

  5. A VietNam vet backing Hannity???? He must’ve taken shrapnel to the head.

  6. on numerous occasions.

  7. “Say something alan!”

    hahahahaahhahahahahaahhaha

    i could not agree more with that email!

    Yes, colmes is kinda weak but just consider on who might replace him.. Powers or ‘the voice’ Susan!

    Oh god! Colmes is much better than those two wimps!

  8. you have the best job in the world