Vito Fossella’s Other Woman
May 8th, 2008, 11:44 PM EDT
Meet Laura Fay. Unlike Vito Fossella, she’s single.
Here is the obligatory after-getting-caught statement.
“I have had a relationship with Laura Fay, with whom I have a three year old daughter.
“My personal failings and imperfections have caused enormous pain to the people I love and I am truly sorry.
“While I understand that there will be many questions, including those about my political future, making any political decisions right now are furthest from my mind.
“Over the coming weeks and months, I will to continue to do my job and I will work hard to heal the deep wounds I have caused.”
Conservatives be mad horny yo.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
*yawn*
Let’s just end marriage for good. And legalize revenge by cheated-on spouses, oops, I mean significant others. I mean by this point, such a mockery has been made of it by the very people who want to deny it to others.
Everybody just be with who they want to be with , and we’ll be fine. Take care of the kids, too.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Man, the guy who called in wanting to make political commentary while he was drunk… priceless. I just lost it when Alan said he had to take him of the air b/c he said the “f” word, and it wasn’t “Fosella”. LOL!!!!
Anyway, I’m still on vacation from politics. But that was funny.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I’m so ridiculously in love with my wife, even looking at a hot girl makes me pull away before it gets disrespectful to her -whether she’s there or not.
Some of us are just built differently I suppose.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Sky~ you know what, today I saw a red SUV with the license plate of “LYD 2″. I immediately thought “her man screwed her over and she took his ass to court, got her alimony, and bought this car”. It just looked like a “woman” car, you know? I say more power to her.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
Hey Cheryll, I’m on hold right now for Alan -Sh!t I hate waiting.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Right on, Noel. It’s a matter of personal integrity.
You’re on hold right now? Yeah right. I bet you were the guy who called in about the “little homosexual”, spewing the ‘f’ word that wasn’t “Fosella”. LOL.
May 8th, 2008 at 11:58 pm
No, no but I do prefer to down a couple strong ones before talking to Alan.
J/K!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:00 am
If he doesn’t let me on in this next break I’m just gonna hang up.
Maybe if I were drunk he’d shuffle me in?
May 9th, 2008 at 12:05 am
VITO VITO VITO! WHY VITO WHY? Oh Vito we hardly knew ye.
I’m in Manhattan and Vito’s in Staten Island. He’s been around for awhile.
Another holier-than-thou self-righteous “family values” lying HYPOCRITICAL right-winger has to ‘fess up.
IT’S OK FOLKS EVERYTHING IS FINE GAY PEOPLE STILL CAN’T GET MARRIED! WHEW!
God Bless America.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:10 am
Cheryl and I are going on vacation from politics.
We’re going to Bermuda. On a cruise ship.
Bring on the margeritas!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:13 am
There go my 15 minutes.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Alan yelled at me and called me a dirty Jew.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:14 am
ALAN HUNG UP ON NOEL!!!!!!!
I will never listen to Alan again.
Call back Noel.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:14 am
I’m going to start my own radio show for callers who don’t know when to shut up.
Alan did the right thing, once I get started I get retardedly long winded.
Oh well, at least no one can cut off my finger tips.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:16 am
Aw, poor Noel. Sometimes Alan misunderstands people really quickly. It’s a fast-paced show, you know? What can you do….
You could call him back, if you have the time to spare.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
fingertips! ow!
May 9th, 2008 at 12:18 am
Well as part of the white only working class I have to shower, us white working class types work late.
I’ll come back on here tonight and talk with you guys about white things we honest stiffs love to talk about.
Like..the Gap.
(I’m actually half Peruvian so please don’t tell any whites)
May 9th, 2008 at 12:21 am
Oh. no Sky, It actually went well, he totally agreed with my point of view, he just sort of hanged up after I tried to interject more and more discourse.
My policy is to keep talking till Alan hangs up so the status quo is fulfilled…for now.
Thanks for the support guys. :P
May 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
u are so silly. but at least it was an accident.
listen, obama boy- i know you love him, think he’s classy and honorable, but i’m just not there yet. maybe i’m listening to too much glenn beck. he doesn’t trust the obamas, especially michelle.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:23 am
“there go my 15 minutes” i just saw that LOL you are so retarded.
you were as always well spoken, he didn’t mean to hang up on you.
epiph~ you payin’ for our plane tickets, girl? :-D
May 9th, 2008 at 12:25 am
Hey, credit the New York Daily News for those photos of Laura Fay.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:33 am
cheryl: read “Dreams from My Father”, written before he was involved in politics. (i’m 99% sure on that)
if that doesn’t convert you, nothing will.
The appeal to me is that Barack sounds and thinks like me and my friends. Finally someone reasonable. Finally.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:33 am
thanks, sky.
guys~ i have a crafts show tomorrow, i thought that it was going to be tomorrow night but now i find out that it starts at NINE AM. that’s WAY early for me. anyway, i’ll be up late tonight (probably all night) finishing up a few things to have ready for the show. please pray for me (or if you don’t pray send me good thoughts) that i get this stuff finished and that people come to my table and love my stuff and buy it all!!!!!
also, b/c of the early time my 3 year old son will be with me… please pray that that kid doesn’t wreck the place. (i’m SOOO serious too)
May 9th, 2008 at 12:37 am
Eddie, if you follow the link it takes you to the Daily News, and if you move the cursor over the link, you can see that it comes from the Daily News.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:44 am
Cheryl, May you sell enough crafts to buy plane tickets and cruise ship tickets to Bermuda with money left over to eat porterhouse steaks nightly, drink margeritas and to buy souveniers. And FOR US TO PARTY!
And toys and a college fund for your son.
From my thoughts to God’s ears.
Amen.
May 9th, 2008 at 12:58 am
Sounds like I should have tuned in tonight, however I do work sometimes (esp. when Asia is calling).
Noel and Cheryl seem to have something going on here.
I always thought that it was…”you can’t say no to a man named Vito”
Whoa, too late, too much laughing at another hypocritical, self-rightous..oh you get my drift.
May 9th, 2008 at 1:04 am
What exactly do Noel and I have going on?
If you’re basing your conclusion on our banter, then you should also be concluding that I have something going on with Epiphany, Sky, and Zoey.
(Well… I really do have something going on with Epiphany. We’re going to Bermuda next week. Sshhhh.)
May 9th, 2008 at 1:31 am
Well now that you mention it, C.C., I thought you did have something going on with all of the aforementioned, based on your “collective” jolly banter—by which I do NOT imply there’s anything communistic about it.
:)
May 9th, 2008 at 1:56 am
“I have had a relationship with Laura Fay, with whom I have a three year old daughter.”
I’m so pro-family that one family wasn’t enough.
“My personal failings and imperfections have caused enormous pain to the people I love and I am truly sorry.”
Laura Fay’s really pissed. So is the other one.
“While I understand that there will be many questions, including those about my political future, making any political decisions right now are furthest from my mind.”
Of course I’m not quitting. You think I’m gonna say that now?
“Over the coming weeks and months, I will to continue to do my job and I will work hard to heal the deep wounds I have caused.”
And I’m hoping the media will lose interest and the rest of you will just forget about it.
May 9th, 2008 at 2:02 am
Oh man, things got kinky fast while I was gone, I mean wow, Cheryl, Epiphany, Sky, and Zoey?
Sheesh! Only in a liberal website…
May 9th, 2008 at 2:33 am
God bless America
May 9th, 2008 at 2:33 am
Noel! LOL you and E are no longer allowed to make jokes, it’s just too much for me. :-D
RC~ I love the above commentary, especially the first two examples of Vito’s ‘hidden thoughts’.
Dude, you’re a regular commentator on this blog as well. So you are part of this collective pleasure. As are Michael, Anonymouse, and Louie the Liberal (I think that’s all the regulars, isn’t it?).
It’s just one big blog of free love!
May 9th, 2008 at 10:17 am
Annie pops in every week.
And let’s not forget JOHN DAVID PRINCE, who I am convinced is John the Trucker.
May 9th, 2008 at 10:18 am
this place really needs new people. =/
May 9th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
oh and you are all getting too comfortable with each other and are sounding “perverted”, or er, just doing some white little flirting. eckk, getting outta here.
going.
gone.
May 9th, 2008 at 11:02 pm
so now joking is flirting.
God help me. Why didn’t I stick to my vacation plan?
May 9th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Perverted? LOL. That’s a pretty low threshold in terms of that word.
Michael, lighten up a little. Or don’t and put a few of us on “ignore”.
May 10th, 2008 at 4:28 am
The Michael calling us perverts isn’t our normal Michael. They have different quilt icons, and our normal Michael made a comment on another post that this wasn’t him. I thought that the above comments didn’t sound like him…
May 11th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Oops. I guess it should have occured to me that there mught just be more than one person on the planet with the name Michael.
May 12th, 2008 at 3:50 am