Andy Borowitz Is Always Funny

May 29th, 2008, 11:52 AM EDT

Bush Refuses to Read McClellan’s Book, Calling It ‘A Book’

Posted in Liberaland by Alan

Responses to this post...

  1. McClellan is a chump! Yes, that’s an ad hominem and I don’t care.

    This f’ing sucks! WE’LL DO IT LIVE!

    Posted by flap
    May 29th, 2008 at 11:55 am

  2. LOL, Flap. I LOVE that video. Poor O’Reilly. Did you see the “dance remix” of the vid on YouTube?

    Alan, I thought that article was 4 real at first… but Bush has enough sense not to actually SAY that he didn’t read the Iraq Study report, or any other report directly pertaining to silly little things like National Security, Foreign Policy, Intelligence, etc.

    Posted by Cheryl Carroll
    May 29th, 2008 at 1:23 pm

  3. Hey, give Bush a break! He’s still working on “My Pet Goat”. You can’t expect him to finish reading it in only 6 years!

    Posted by TDro
    May 29th, 2008 at 2:02 pm

  4. lol, TDro.

    Posted by Cheryl Carroll
    May 29th, 2008 at 4:27 pm

  5. what’s My Pet Goat…

    Posted by Lydia
    May 29th, 2008 at 5:01 pm

  6. Honestly, it’s known he does read, and disproving that is impossible, unless you test him on it. I didn’t really find the article funny. The premise was too false.

    Posted by W F G
    May 29th, 2008 at 6:25 pm

  7. You know, everyone says that Bush was reading My Pet Goat to the kids, but do we really have any reliable witnesses to that, because I think it’s just as likely the kids were reading it to him.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    May 30th, 2008 at 11:13 am

  8. Lydia~ MY PET GOAT is the book that Bush was reading to the kids in the classroom on the morning of 9/11. But RC is on to something. The kids might have been reading it to him LOL

    Posted by Cheryl Carroll
    May 30th, 2008 at 7:21 pm

  9. I wouldnt read any books either that are going to send me to jail,thats what lawyers are for.

    I wonder If george gets a discount at the fox news legal dept?????

    Posted by Anonymous
    May 31st, 2008 at 9:36 am