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June 6th, 2008, 11:00 PM EDT

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  1. Spanking your kid ensures kinkiness for life.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
  2. I do believe in spanking adults. Consenting.

    Yay! I love Malachy McCourt!

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
  3. JOE THE WOMAN HATER! OH THANK YOU GOD!

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
  4. I’ve never heard Joe the Woman Hater call the show before. He should call more often!

    Alan~ I’m going to need a nickname, please. I want to be part of the Alan’s Nicknames Club.

    I spank my son. He’ll be 4 on the 26th. One day he ran out in the street and I gave him a really good spanking for that. A REALLY good one. Because I want him to remember that spanking and NEVER run into the street again. I don’t regret that spanking at all.

    I didn’t spank him for the first 2 years of his life, primarily b/c I was physically abused as a child. I realized that I was being too lenient with him out of fear of putting him through what I went through. I realized that there’s a difference between spanking and beating, and spanking isn’t the primary means of discipline I use.

  5. Speaking of spanking adults… I like an assertive man in bed. I don’t mind getting my butt slapped. ;-)

  6. I believe in spamming children. If they’re really misbehaved I ham them up. They won’t cheese back to me.

  7. movie in House Party 3 “That Ass!”

  8. Burt Lancaster

    Now there was an actor’s actor. I have seen just about every movie that Burt Lancaster ever made. The Rose Tattoo, Trapeze, From Here to Eternity, Atlantic City, Field of Dreams, Elmer Gantry, Birdman of Alcatraz and a host of others. I had the pleasure of working with Burt in a couple of his films- Field of Dreams and From Here to Eternity. My late husband, Yoshi looked a lot like Burt and we were married for over 27 years. We had met while filming From Here to Eternity. Yoshi, who was of Japanese heritage, had a role in the film also as a Japanese fighter pilot. Anyway, we met and were married shortly after “Eternity” was released. Burt was best man at our wedding. Yoshi and I had 14 children, eight boys and six girls. Yoshi, Moshi, Goshi, Doshi, Koshi, Zoshi, Soshi and Burt Jr. Our daughters, Sookie, Bookie, Ookie, Kookie, Mookie and Trixie.

    Yoshi served in Viet Nam as a B-52 pilot and on a mission over Cambodia, his aircraft strayed into foul weather which caused the aircraft to veer off course and he crashed in Idaho. He managed to bail out but landed deep in the woods and was eaten by a bear.

    I still miss him every day.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 6th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
  9. Oh god how i want to meet debbie downer!!

  10. Alan, ask Malachy if Debbie Downer ever worked around his bar.

  11. The Train.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:10 am
  12. Seven Days in May.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:16 am
  13. [I better explain: The Train is on my top ten favorite films of all time list. Lancaster's great, but this film is just one of those films, heh.]

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:23 am
  14. It is the year 2525 and man is still alive, surprisingly.

  15. I have no idea who tonight’s guests are. Does that make me a bad person?

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:31 am
  16. Yes.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:33 am
  17. I’ve failed my cultural literacy test.

    And, actually, people who insist on thanking Alan for taking their calls should stop and thinking a moment. If there’s no calls, there’s no show!

    And your point is what, sir?

    I have no clue.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:39 am
  18. RC~ are you a Capricorn?

  19. Malachy is funny but seems a bit long-winded.

  20. Epiphany~ LMAO I just read that. You need help, girl. You really do! :-D

  21. Hmm, the horoscope thing. I’m secretive, calm but occasionally seething, brooding, persevering, and sometimes a mystery to myself.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:45 am
  22. Scorpio.

  23. Zing.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:50 am
  24. I can’t talk to you right now Cheryl. I’m in mourning for my husband Yoshi.

    And to comfort and calm my grief I will now make a bowl of chili.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 7th, 2008 at 12:54 am
  25. You are too much for me, E.

    I love ya, girl! :-D

  26. :D lol!

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 7th, 2008 at 1:04 am
  27. OMG, I feel like I’m back on the air? What the heck is Gloria Allred trying to do with this cross-dresser? She’s trying to make a federal case out of confusion? I looked at the woman and I couldn’t tell. If I’m running a hotel, my actual guests come first. Does she have a room? Is she visiting someone with a room? Is she an actual customer? Does she have a receipt? I think I should have the right to refuse service to anyone challenging my authority! It’s Gloria Allred and everything she does is “Sexist!” Next up, Hillary’s statement. Why would the Democratic Leadership give her the right to make that statement on live TV? Just think, if she says, “I sat nose to nose with Obama one on one and he didn’t have a clue.” You need someone with a “Woman’s intuition” and “I’m your girl.” Obama just doesn’t have enough experience to negotiate. He never saw this coming. I am here to announce my Independent candidacy for the President of the United States. That’s when she plays Helen Redy, “I am Woman!” It could happen. Why let her go live if she couldn’t be trusted to do it when it mattered. Democratic Leadership must continue to lead. Final F4All is the word “Progressive.” Why continue to add to the confusion in our brand by offering the word “Progressive” to confuse the public. Can we all be Democrats and win? Let Hillary write her book to payoff her debts. Let the funds that we already have stay in play for the future, not to payoff pundits from the past who kneecapped Obama. She’s going to write the book anyway. It’s like buying a mansion for Hillary and she couldn’t afford it. Write the book and be responsible. There’s no kissing or crying in Baseball or politics.

    Posted by Cecil Jones
    June 7th, 2008 at 7:57 am
  28. I can’t let this opportunity pass without addressing “King Kong Talkers.” Rev. Wright, Father Pfleger, Sean Hannity, Bill O’Reilly, Rush, Oprah, and Howard Stern are all “King Kong Talkers.” How many of us stayed in their Churches listening for years willing to agree to disagree? Would Obama be held accountable for listening to Sean Hannity for years after some of the bigoted stances that Sean has taken? Do we hold the victim accountable if our ears get molested? Should we run away from every thought that we do not agree with? King Kong beats down his opposition, but I think it’s a sign of tremendous strenght and courage to challenge these thoughts from the inside. Alan are you listening? You are fighting a “King Kong Talker” and having your lunch handed to you. Do you like mushy bananas?

    Posted by Cecil Jones
    June 7th, 2008 at 8:07 am
  29. Great FFAF, Alan.

    Paul Allen Leoncini

    Conjuror:
    There are things worse than death, worse than
    suffering, worse than flesh itself. There are
    treasures so hideously wicked, so dangerously
    tempting, and games so seductively evil no shape
    shifter can resist. Amid the embattled false
    worlds of flesh, Rolland Shackleton dared to
    follow beyond what the normal human being can
    achieve, stealing what had been impossible to steal.

    B&N.com . . BordersBooks . . Amazon . . . (((Wink))))* : )

  30. I saw an adult spanking once,but didnt understand what the leather zipper mask and whip was for?

    Posted by Anonymous
    June 7th, 2008 at 10:55 am
  31. When one goes to church, he or she has two choices. They listen to the preacher, priest, or whomever is the church leader. and they agree with them or they do not. Then based on what the person hears, convicted of, and believes then they decide if that church is holding the correct doctrine of that religion if so they continue to stay or if not they leave. Some people may not care what they hear as the church leadership matters more than the message or they do not realize how damaging certain messages can be.

    There are going to be false preachers that will preach Biblical messages. In addition, no one is prefect or can be prefect. Therefore, we will have imperfect preachers who may say things that they did not mean and Christians who are imperfect. Some Christians still need to work on how to love your neighbors and each other.

    According to the Bible, terrorist can become Christians regardless of who likes it. As long as they repent of their sins, acknowledge Jesus as savior, and pray for salvation there will not be a single difference in heaven between them and any other Christian. Regardless of what any of the talk radio host would like you to think.

    Posted by From a Republican
    June 7th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
  32. There are pundits and laymen who always ask, “What change is Barak Obama about?” or
    “What are the details of Obams’a change?’ This is very simple if you actually watch, listen, or read the politics he has put forth. He has stated that he will reverse or correct the violations or unconstitutional actions and legislation of the G.W. Bush Administration. He will take a closer look at “free trade” agreements and renegotiate for protection of American labor markets. Obama has said that he will end the costly and legally questionable War in Iraq. He has claimed he will help back research into renewable energy to rid the US of oil dependence. Barak has stated that the environment is a grave concern and must be protected. This in my opinion, this is also a form of protecting American Citizens. On Security he has stated a strong need to eliminate the spread of atomic weapons. He will attempt to repair the damaged international relationships that were strong before the Bush Administration. He will use diplomacy first, in terms of rogue nations while respecting the use of force when all else fails, unlike the Bush Presidency. Then there is his stance on making college accessible for all citizens. This concept is also extended to health care. The economy is the area that will benefit from all afore mentioned issues. It is easy to see where Obama stands on issues if you think for yourself. Democracy, Liberty, our Sovereignty depends on thinking on your own and not acting like a lemming led by pundits who only harbor personal or guided agendas.

    Posted by John David Prince
    June 9th, 2008 at 11:40 am