Going From Clinton To McCain? How Could You?
June 10th, 2008, 7:19 PM EDT
The McCain Loyalty Oath for Gays
I, _______________, pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain’s…
- promise to protect “the sanctity of marriage as between a man and woman.”
- commitment to banning federal recognition of gay marriage and domestic partnerships.
- commitment to the Army’s Don’t Ask Don’t Tell policy because to “even reopen the issue” would be a “terrific mistake.”
- opposition to gay adoption which he doesn’t think is “appropriate.”
- opposition to expanding the federal hate crimes law to include sexual orientation.
The McCain Loyalty Oath for Women
I _______________ pledge to transfer my support from Hillary Clinton to John McCain. I agree to do all I can do to get McCain the vote. In order to achieve this noble goal I promise to support McCain’s…
- fight to overturn Roe v. Wade and my right to choose.
- fight against equal pay for men and women.
- opposition to providing low-income and uninsured women and families with health care services ranging from breast and cervical cancer screening to birth control.
- opposition to sex education and support of abstinence-only education.
- endorsement of women’s rights more “in theory” than in practice.
- pet name for his wife.
There’s more from Katie Halper.
Why do the Repubes want the country to be in the 1950s forever? Damn. This election isn’t gonna be close. Obama is gonna win in a landslide…
June 10th, 2008 at 9:24 pm
Why would Clinton supporters want to vote for McCain when he said this:
“Why is Chelsea Clinton so ugly?
Because her father is Janet Reno.”
http://www.salon.com/news/1998/06/25newsb.html
June 10th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
Wow what a shitty website. I just checked it out and they actually have a youtube clip of the alleged Whitey video.
I hope you do vote for McCain and get what you all deserve.
June 10th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
What the hell!
What kind of oath is that!
This is soo gay. Oh wait, it is the gay oath.
June 10th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
I doubt all of these people will vote the way they claim because their candidate lost. People always claim they will not vote for the candidate and they almost always do.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:17 am
This is just stupid to say the least
June 11th, 2008 at 12:36 am
Just because someone voted in the Democratic Primary, it doesn’t mean that person is a Democrat. There is a thing called a “DINO.” That’s a Democrat In Name Only. How much of Hillary’s support came from “Operation Chaos?” A real Democrat will put their money where there mouth is. That’s how you can count the vote this year.
June 11th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Rise above the democrat/republican bs. Vote as an American pnly.
June 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
edit: only
June 13th, 2008 at 12:40 am