Why You Should Vote Republican

June 11th, 2008, 8:02 PM EDT

And watch until the very end to get your cookie.

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Responses to this post...

  1. that was funny. well done.

  2. **Applause**

    **Applause**

    **Applause**

    Posted by anonymouse
    June 11th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
  3. That’ll do, Pig. That’ll do.

    Posted by directorpooh
    June 11th, 2008 at 8:59 pm
  4. Very Good video!

    Very good cookie!

    Posted by OldLefty
    June 11th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
  5. Oh well, this is a stupid video. First of all its not funny, I don’t find humor in it because it’s actually all true.
    Second of all, it was too long just to get a measley point across…I get it!
    And third, it was all just pointless.

    Ahhhh, whatever you have to do Alan, to keep us entertained, just keep the dumb videos coming.

    Posted by Cassandra
    June 11th, 2008 at 10:10 pm
  6. Hahaha I thought that video was superb. Instructional and educational too. 8->

    Vote! and Vote often.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 11th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
  7. LOL Cassandra~

    I’m glad I’m not the only one who thought it was….stupid.

    LIKE Duh!

    Posted by Cassandra
    June 11th, 2008 at 10:18 pm
  8. Hey the dumb video did not want to play for me….

    I guess I will go elsewhere for some other kind of- pointlessly wasting my time away -entertainment.

    Posted by Stephanie
    June 11th, 2008 at 10:20 pm
  9. what the…sorry cousin, if you see the same icon it’s because I logged on to liberal land on your laptop. lol

    i just noticed it. =)

  10. Ha, yes very funny. Not the greatest but, it was okay.

  11. Gee, I wonder if the church they used for this partisan commercial will be investigated for use as a political tool…

  12. Way too long for the video, pointless, and they could of spent less than one minute getting the same message across better.

    Yeah it was a little funny, if you like the joke drawn out and beaten to death. This is a nice and boring video to listen to while trying to nap at your computer, if you can’t find anything else.

    Posted by From A Republican
    June 11th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
  13. Ah, the good Reverend was for baby-killin’! Woo-hoo, what a man of God indeed!

    The same tired, specious arguments.

    …but I’m sure I would love it if I was a lefty.

  14. Obama is dangerous to this country.. WE are liberals but we love our country first.

    NO TO OBAMA – EVER

    http://politicaldiscontent.blogspot.com/

  15. man, you people complain a lot..

  16. http://my.barackobama.com/page/content/fightthesmearshome

  17. This is why I’m an Independent. Screw partisan bullshit. All this video did was take the most extreme positions of the Republican party and place them in their most unappealing light. I saw very little hear the was actually grounded in REALITY, it was primarily just shady marketing for the Democrats.

    I’d be equally disgusted with a video that featured things like… I’m voting Democrat because I believe that hugging trees is more important than making sure working families can afford enough gas to drive to work everyday.

  18. The keywords which no one noticed…
           All characters are fictional.
      
    Some liberal took out of touch stereotypes and made a 4 minute movie. How special.
    The saddest part is how many liberals will believe this to be true?

  19. I’m voting republican because I like a moron running the country, and the republicans offer the best there is.

  20. Here’s mine:

    I’m voting Republican because anyone who doesn’t support the war is a traitor to my country.

    That video is dead on. All you have to do is listen each night to the Alan Colmes show to hear the callers say the same stuff. Not to mention the callers of Rush, Sean etc.

    Dead on.

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 12th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
  21. The keywords which no one noticed…
    All characters are fictional.

    Uh no we noticed. The credits for cast and crew are at the end of the video. Duh!

    Posted by Epiphany
    June 12th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
  22. Maybe it is widely inaccurate, at the least the one about class sizes doesn’t sound Republican to me, but really, it was a joke. I mean, I get upset when people start stereotyping Republicans as sexual perverts, but this doesn’t bother me. I’m so independent, that I’m not an Independent.

  23. Cheryl is right. The vid takes extreme Republican positions and in a smarmy, condescending way tries to pretend that this is how Republicans think.

    And what was the crap mentioned about “separate but equal”? It sounded racist to me. Yeah, all of us white Republicans hate black people. Wrong and to use a term Alan frequently uses…shameless.

  24. Flap:
    Yes, but all we hear about is republicans (who are supposed to be the “moral majority”) caught in nasty scandals. I’m talking really nasty – like pedophelia, beastiality, etc…

    By the way, most republicans are rascist. You need only watch Fox “News” to discover that.

  25. It’s too dead long to get its point across. I couldve come up with a 5 second phrase and still come up with the same points. I mean, get it’s just another way to make the republicans look bad but it gave me a cheesy impression when I realized its longer than at least 40 seconds.

    I am not a republican but I am not a dumb democrat either. Anyone who really likes this video is…miserable and probably needs to go out more.

  26. “I’m voting Republican because I got my head way up my own ass!”

  27. This is one way of sickly joking about a situation, which has so badly developed, that there is hardly a way out anymore, no matter whether you are a Republican, a Democrat or an Independent.
    Only a miracle can save us from the consequences.
    And miracles rarely happen ‘when they are supposed to’

    Posted by webster72n
    June 15th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
  28. Lovely stuff – between commercials like that and a compilation of quotes about McCain from his new ‘friends’, the election is a home run!

    Posted by John McKee
    June 16th, 2008 at 6:01 pm
  29. Typical Neo-Marxist, Elitist, Liberal (with a big L for loosers) propoganda. If you believe this kind of stuff about Reps, Dems or Others, you need mental help. That, plus, “Get a life!”