Don’t Harsh My Mellow

June 18th, 2008, 8:19 PM EDT

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From: Cody
Sent: Sunday, June 15, 2008 9:01 PM
To: Alan
Subject: (no subject)

YOU ARE SUCH A LOSER,I CANT BELIEVE THEY EVEN LET YOU ON FOX. YOU ARE’NT FIT TO CARRY SEANS JOCKSTRAP,LIBERAL LOSER…WHY NOT STOP WHINING ABOUT OBAMA NOT GETTING A FAIR SHOT. HE IS A MUSLIM,AND A TERRORIST SYMPATHIZER. AND HIS UGLY WIFE IS A RACE HUSTLING AMERICA HATER, JUST LIKE ALL LIBERALS. GET OVER BEING CALLED UNPATRIOTIC,BECAUSE YOU ARE. JUST ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON.

From: Michael
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 1:47 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan Colmes

How did you get so incredibly fucking ugly…and gay too?
Thanks!

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 12:10 PM
To: Michael
Subject: RE: Alan Colmes

Michael,

You’re only half right.

Alan

From: Joe
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 7:37 AM
To: Alan
Subject: An Idiot

Mr. Colmes,
Are you for real? There are a few things in this world that upset me but the number one thing is ignorance. Unfortunately, you seem to be the most ignorant person I have ever heard or seen wearing a neck tie. Please tell me that you are just an act and don’t really believe in what you say most of the time.
It is alright to believe in people with different values then one would believe themselves. But every time you speak it is as if you justify a person’s immorality or unethical behavior, especially if they are liberal.
Why is it that conservative hosts of radio or television have their shows last a long time and liberal shows seem to go away as fast as they arrive? I think it is because of people like you… an idiot.
Joe

From: Patty
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 9:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Get Out!!!!

Alan: You should pack your bags with ALL of your stuff and LEAVE this country. It’s obvious that you dislike it so much that you don’t belong here. What’s more Juan Williams should go with you!!!

Patty

From: Terrence
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 9:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: CONSTITUTION

Sure, Thomas Jefferson and all the other members of the Const. convention were thinking about “foreign combatants” when they drafted the Const……..you complete asshole. You liberals will get us all killed in the name of “fairness” which you have totally twisted. No wonder the world hates liberals. You are a jerk.

From: Michael
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 9:41 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: DEMOCRATS HATE AMERICA..AND WE KNOW IT.

ALAN,YOU AND YOUR KIND ARE RUINING THIS COUNTRY AND I THINK YOU KNOW IT. REST ASSURED,YOU AND YOUR SOCIALIST ILK ARE BEING EXPOSED FOR WHO YOU REALLY ARE,RADICAL LEFT-WING,ANYTHING GOES NUTS. YOUR BOY OBAMA COULD NOT EVEN PASS AN FBI BACKGROUND CHECK WITH HIS TIES TO RADICALS,AND YOUR WACKO BUDDIES THINK HES ACTUALLY QUALIFIED TO BE THE PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES. ITS A JOKE. AMERICA IS OFFICIALLY SICK OF POLITICAL CORRECTNESS AND THE ATTACK ON OUR TRADITIONS AND SECURITY. YOU AND YOUR FRIENDS IN CONGRESS ARE MORE DANGEROUS THAN ANY TERRORIST IN THE WORLD. YOU DO YOUR DAMAGE WITH SUITS AND SMILES AND BETRAYAL OF YOUR NATION. I KNOW YOU WILL BE STOPPED VERY SOON. THE MAJORITY IN THIS LAND ARE FINALLY STIRRING,AND YOU WILL HAVE THE DEVIL TO PAY,FIGURATIVLY AND LITERALLY. THE SECURITY AND PRESERVATION OF THIS COUNTRY IS NOT ON YOUR ‘TO DO’ LIST. ALL THAT INTRESTS YOU IS REGAINING POWER. THE POWER TO DESTROY THE GREATEST REPUBLIC THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN. YOUR FRAIL ATTEMPT WILL BE DEFEATED. THE 80% MAJORITY IS RISING UP TO DEFEAT AND SHAME YOU,AND IF I HAD MY WAY,EXECUTE YOU AS ENEMIES OF THE STATE BROADCAST WORLDWIDE. THE AGE OF WARM FUZZIES AND TOUCHY-FEELY HAS OFFICIALLY BEEN DECLARED DEAD. THE REAL WAR IS WITHIN OUR OWN BORDERS,AND YOU SIR,ARE THE ADVERSARY. I SUGGEST YOU PREPARE. ITS A BATTLE THAT ALREADY HAS AN OUTCOME. VICTORY FOR THE AMERICAN PEOPLE.

From: Howard
Sent: Tuesday, June 17, 2008 9:53 PM
To: Alan
Subject: you

Just heard your stupid statements. You got to be the dumbest piece of shit ever born. Williams is getting to be just like you -dumb asshole. All you ever do is make excuses. Have you been made the head excuse maker for the democraps? Heaven help this nation if people such as you and that flop eared piece of crap running gets in. Sheeeze.

Howard

From: Laurie
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 1:02 AM
To: Alan
Subject: The Safety of America

Dear Mr. Coombs,

I’m just a nobody. I’m just a tax paying citizen of the United States of America. I see what your like is doing to this country. I see you, and the people like you, killing this great country. The country, for which our soldiers have fought and died. They have fought and died for YOUR right to express your opinions. Yet you spew hatred toward them, the soldiers, and the American people with your ignorant beliefs that by not stopping the threat of the enemy who would kill us, us including YOU
Mr. Coombs, You would support people in our government to allow these killers to be given the rights to a court of law, law written down by our forefathers, you would give them these rights, even though they have killed, and are still killing, the American people! How dare you! Who
do you think is going to stand up to this threat, this enemy of God, the enemy of the United States, to save your sorry butt? It’s US! The American people! The American soldiers that are giving you the ability to have your opinion. I for one, will NOT stand to defend people like
you. I will defend my neighbors. I will defend our soldiers, and I will defend the country that I love before all others. But, I will not stand and DIE to defend the likes of YOU! I’m not the only American
that feels this way. You and the people of your ilk. We the American people are sick of this treason against America and her soldiers and her people. You are no better than the enemy that stands against us. Who
do you think is going to stand up for your rights when WE THE PEOPLE are gone? The people of this great nation who are murdered by the enemy that you defend? Who is going to defend you then? You and your kind will then realize what you have done to this great country. May God
have mercy on all of your souls.

Laurie M.

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 7:42 PM
To: ‘Laurie’
Subject: RE: The Safety of America

Laurie,

Since my opinion is the same as the majority on the Supreme Court I suppose the justices who believe in applying our Constitution to detainees are also traitors who don’t deserve to be defended? And legal scholars who agree that our Constitution applies to persons, not just citizens, should also be the objects of your wrath? A clear reading of the Bill of Rights is that our forefathers wanted a country where “people”, not just citizens” are protected from an overreaching government.

You may wish to refresh yourself with the actual wording of the Bill of Rights, which clearly refers to “people”.

From: Suzanne
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 11:22 AM
To: Alan
Subject: You Are a Moron

Only idiot libs like you and Obama et al would think of conferring our Constitutional rights to terrorists. Ever heard of something called “common sense” ?
Suzanne

From: Ralph
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 12:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject: DISGUST

Colmes it’s disgusting the way you interrupt the guests

That appear on your programs, try taking a look at a tape of any one of Your

Programs and see how ugly and offensive you are ! DOWN RIGHT DISGUSTING !!!!!!

WISE UP

From: Ralph
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 12:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject:

No one on TV is as crude and rude as you are to guests,
But then again that’s PAR for a slimy weasel like you,
I’m waiting for a guest with guts one night to tell you
To stuff it and walk out! AMEN

Ralph

Responses to this post...

  1. Mr. Colmes, I suppose you’re abiding by the adage of keeping your friends close and your enemies closer.

    But, aren’t they sad and pathetic! Really, do they actually believe their own rantings? All I get from reading these mindless outbursts is an opportunity to practice sighing in despair.

    Posted by Pat McGroin
    June 18th, 2008 at 8:42 pm
  2. “YOU ARE’NT FIT TO CARRY SEANS JOCKSTRAP…”

    Ya, not without level 4 biohazard protection.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 18th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
  3. Hey, ALAN, you’re gay?! Michael said you were “ugly” and “gay” and you said he was “only half right”!

    I saw a picture of your beautiful wife and I can’t believe that you could be gay! Not that there’s anything wrong with that. ;)

    Alan, hopefully you are still getting lots of fan mail but from a crazy conservative you’re an excellent host and you interrupt guests LESS often than Sean. I say you should be interrupting them more! Keep up the good work!

  4. That Michael was of course, not me. Alan’s the man!

  5. Alan, why do you read these stupid attacking emails on air? You are wasting your and my time. If you want to post them on here fine but seriously, are you doing a show or what?

  6. I’m a fucking idiot!

    Posted by Sean Hannity
    June 19th, 2008 at 12:06 am
  7. The opposite of love is not hate, but indifference. As long as there is some passion left, you still have a chance to “Get it!” Common sense is hard to beat when the guy using it disrupts your logical argument. Emotion defeats logic, but with enough time even an idiot “Get’s it.” Sean has the easy job. He’s the trial prosecution presenting his case before a blood-thirsty crowd. You’ve got the impossible job arguing for equality in a world that isn’t fair. Common sense is trumping the Constitution post 9-11. What scares Conservatives is a world where the Constitution doesn’t work ruled by Liberals, Women, Mexicans, and Blacks. Don’t take these attacks personally. Conservatives are scared! We can’t hear them scream in space.

    Posted by Cecil Jones
    June 19th, 2008 at 12:23 am
  8. LOL, RC.

    I think it’s so funny when people send him emails in all caps. You know they did that just for the occassion.

    From Howard’s email: “You got to be the dumbest piece of shit ever born.”

    No, Howard. I don’t know who I’d give that honor to, but W is definitely a front runner.

  9. lol, I read the e-mail about Alan and Juan Williams taking an extended vacation…

    I can’t think of two NICER people on TV than Alan Colmes and Juan Williams. There are many very harsh, unreasonable liberals (or people) out there to attack. Why attack Alan?

  10. [...] LIBERALS. GET OVER BEING CALLED UNPATRIOTIC,BECAUSE YOU ARE. JUST ACCEPT IT AND MOVE ON.” [Liberal Land] Jun 19, 2008 · Link · Respond Related Posts • 04.21.08: (Comments: 0) [...]

  11. It is rather sad when grown people have to resort to name calling and mud slinging because they have nothing even remotely intelligent to say, or type for that matter. People who do not have something to contribute to a conversation should simply stay out.

    “It is better to say nothing and have people think you are an idiot then to open up your mouth and prove them right.”

  12. Alan,

    Don’t let these morons get to you. I’m a Republican and I enjoy hearing your take on things. Consider all your hate mail a badge of honor. If you’re saying something that causes people to become enraged and send you an email in all caps, you must be doing something right.

    You and Sean keep up the good work.

    -Chris Jones

  13. Hey Alan (if that ain’t a queers name I don’t know what is) why is it that those such as you and your friends of the liberal leftist ilk have no upper lips? I’ve noticed that the douchebags at MSNBC, Abrams, Olberman, the dyke Maddow all have the same affliction. Could it be that the upper lips have been curled back and inside that orifice that daily spews forth the radical agenda of the socialist left because you’ve been sucking on the rod of enlightenment between Howard “the screamer” Deans thighs.

  14. Hey Chris Jones, your exactly right.

    Posted by From A Republican
    June 19th, 2008 at 5:46 pm
  15. Now I know why I can never become a Republican. These people don’t have the intelligence or the thinking capability of 2 cockroaches merged together.

    After the mess that has transpired in Iraq, Gitmo, and here in this country – the idea that these ignoramus can act like things are great and demonize people that ask questions or rather demand answers is literally disturbing and just speaks volumes of the idiocy and pathetic mental midgets that continue to spoil America’s immage.

    Posted by Sak Passé conards
    June 19th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
  16. oops, image..

    Posted by Sak Passé conards
    June 19th, 2008 at 6:21 pm
  17. I must be some big cockroach then cause I have a college education and do things others can not. Ever got the chance to read 1800’s handwritting? It can very interesting esspecially if you have to do it all the time and tricky.

    Our country’s mess is equally part of both parties fault. I wish the congressmen/women and senators could get along better, forget which party they belong to, and get something done. I am tired of all the fighting in Washington.

    Posted by From A Republican
    June 19th, 2008 at 6:52 pm
  18. Ya’ll are such idiot! and the major one is colmes and his liberal parasites..

  19. These are all legit questions by posters. How did you get so damn ugly and hideous looking Alan? Is it from having your face in the Obama’s jock for the last 2 years?

    Posted by Alan Colmes Obama's PubeFro
    September 30th, 2008 at 12:48 am
  20. Alan, I am a Police Officer and a National Guardsman who lives in a small community where I chose to raise my children without the fears of bad influences. I feel that the right,(Conservatives) have labeled me lazy and irresponsible for not being wealthy, because I can barely make ends meet these days. How easy people forget history and the terrible things that have happened to the wealthy who chose to follow their greed instead of helping their fellow men. Lets not forget the King of France, Marie Antonette, Szar of Russia etc. Policemen, fireman, and the military don’t make $250.000 a year because we choose to help people. So do they really think we would be on the wealthy side if things went to hell. Remember, we swore to uphold the constitution and the constitution is the people not politicians, or the rich.