Me And You and You And Me

June 21st, 2008, 3:47 PM EDT

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From: Carole
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: From Mansfield, PA.

I pray every day that FOX NEWS kicks your butt off the air ! You are a WASTE ! I have always been a supporter of the Fox News but from this day forth when you come on the air my tv changes the channel……..Shame on you for calling yourself an american!

Carole

From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:33 PM
To: Carole
Subject: RE: From Mansfield, PA.

Should Fox News present only one point of view?

From: William
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:03 PM
To: Alan
Subject: once again

Alan,

Once again tonight you proved that you couldn’t find your way out of a wet paper bag. Pretty pitiful and ignorant. I guess Ann Coulter is right if you did have any brains you’d be a Republican.

William

From: AVI
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 10:04 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: ril! Dril now! Drill here!!!!!

I have been listening to you for some years. I stuck with you because of Hannity.
I have heard you spout stupid thing before, but tonight you stupidity is overwhelming.
If we don’t know if there is oil there or not, we should not try to find it.
DID YOU TAKE A SPECIAL STUPID PILL????????????

From: Alton
Sent: Wednesday, June 18, 2008 5:51 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Where are you from?

Where are you from and how long did you study to become as utterly stupid as you sound?

From: LARRY
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 12:39 AM
To: Alan
Subject: never heard your show before

Alan,
I had never heard your show before until tonight on our local AM radio show. I must say, I don’t like FOX…and I don’t like you…on the TV but when I heard you on the Radio, I found out that you really are an IDIOT. You just confirmed to me what type of person you are. Rude and arrogant.

Larry

From: Terrence
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:54 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: allen stupid

Now I know the problem………you are just plain STUPID. Tony Blankney said the same thing in a different way and you disagreed with him. Now I know why you are so difficult to follow…….YOU ARE DUMB…………….

From: Clara
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: obama

You really are a joke,jerk, and jackass, at least you’ll probably be around and have to eat some of your words about obama, he will destroy this nation, I see socialism and marxism on the herizon, then again maybe you won’t have a tv program that’s not run by the goverment, how would you like that.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, June 19, 2008 10:45 PM
To: Clara
Subject: RE: obama

OMG! OMG! You’re right! Obama will be a dictator that will have the government run everything! He is going to dictate the content of my TV show! Thanks for alerting me!

From: BRYANT
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 3:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: WAKE UP STUPID

YOU AND YOUR BUDDY OBAMA AND THE REST OF THE LIBERALS ARE A DISGRACE TO THE HUMAN SOCIETY AND CERTAINLY TO CHRISTIAN VALUES. THIS COUNTRY IS GETTING AWAY FROM THE BIBLE AND YOU TELL THOSE BLACKS(OBAMA, OPRA AND REVEREND WRIGHT) THAT THERE IS ONLY ONE WAY TO GOD AND THAT IS THROUGH JESUS CHRIST. NO IFS, ANDS, BUTS OR ORS. I HOPE YOU ENJOY BURNING IN HELL.

From: Howard
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: guess

Hey you dumbass here’s hoping that old “wetback” from out west get the VP. Then we will have a “minority” & a “wetback” running. That will make for some fine talk.
By the way, you get dumber each week. That shit eating grin makes you look like an o’possum shitting peach seeds.

Howard

From: A Real American
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 9:44 PM
To: Alan
Subject: I can;t take it anymore

Your incessant leftist attitude has gotten the best of me. I can’t stand to watch Hannity and Comes anymore because I can’t stand the degree of ignorance you bring to the show. You don’t belong alongside a patriot such as Sean Hannity.

Please, find another job.

A real american

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, June 20, 2008 10:42 PM
To: A Real American
Subject: RE: I can;t take it anymore

So only conservatives are patriots, and only those who agree with you belong on television?

From: A Real American
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 6:10 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: I can;t take it anymore

You said not I. Your support for a socialist agenda scares me. This country is headed in the wrong direction if it elects liberal judges who undermine the fabric of what America or a liberal president who is not willing to protect us from those who would destroy us.

When you have a guest on who is trying to complete a sentence have the courtesy to let them finish.

God bless America and God protect us from those who would harm us both domestic and foreign.

From: Al
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 12:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: your smooth, liberal idiocy

you disgust me when you mention that oil companies are sitting on federally leased lands that they are not drilling on already. when sean is there he is allowed to mention that more than 90% of that land does NOT HAVE ANY OIL! however, friday night you were allowed to (with your alienly freakish and extraordinarily smug smile) to reiterate that democrat talking point to another leftist bill richardson. only because hannity had a sit-in did you dare to utter this misinformation. i am 21 and have been watching for about 2 years now and never have i seen a smile that conniving. you obviously knew you get away with implanting that little lie because the great american was not there to put you and your maybe 1million(at best) minions who buy your shit. the truth is that you and your far-left idiots are wrong on this issue, and polls show it. even traitor demorats want offshore drilling, and 20+ million sean-blessed-hannity fans know it. stuff your smug alien smile you bastard. “big oil has land to drill but they won’t, they’re evil,” how about letting them drill where the oil is located? no becuase that would make liberals look like they lost the argument. also i want to know if you know the difference between a profit and a profit margin. i would bet my balls you don’t; even if you did you would never dare mention it on h&c or your pathetically tiny radio show. liberals can never be wrong because they have “good intentions.” just shut your god-damn mouth.

— natural law, declaration of independence(founding document, you idiot), inalienable rights (universal truth, you idiot relativist), and liberty (not government telling me that fucking sea turtle babies are more important than the protection of my children)

From: Alan
Sent: Saturdeay, June 21, 2008 2:43 PM
To: Al
Subject: RE: your smooth, liberal idiocy
Al,

You sound like a wonderful human being and very dignified debater. There is no way of yet knowing how much oil is truly beneath those 68 million acres, just as there is no way of knowing exactly how much oil is beneath the small tract of land at ANWR that gives conservatives rushes of ecstasy when they fantasize about it. I’m amazed when Americans such as yourself are so quick to defend the kind, benevolent oil companies and their good-hearted, financially struggling executives who, in spite of their increasing salaries, while gas prices skyrocket, have the well-being of the average motorist deep in their hearts.
It’s so nice to have such a civil exchange with a great American such as yourself.

Love,
Alan

From: Pam
Sent: Saturday, June 21, 2008 12:43 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Stupid!!!!

I don’t understand your iq level. You seem somewhat smart but when people blatently show you the facts you are so dense!!!!! Can’t you reason or are you just stupid. look at the facts!!!! you are so liberal that you can’t be middle of the road even when the facts lead you there. Far and balanced… you are so unbalanced it is not funny!!! Look at the facts you moron!!!!

take a lesson from Hannity!

Responses to this post...

  1. Alan, where do these people come from? Why is it that those who lean toward the right must resort to name-calling when someone disagrees with them? The degree of intelligence represented in the above e-mails would hardly fill the bottom of a thimble.

  2. :::”I pray every day that FOX NEWS kicks your butt off the air!”

    ::”Should Fox News present only one point of view?”

    Obviously people yearn for 1984: one nation, one mind, one word. Diversity and dissent are evils which must be exorcised from the public consciousness or they will metastasize and consume us like a malignant cancer. We must obviously stop criticizing our government too, as only our leaders have the vision and wisdom to show us the way to a new and glorious future.

    Do not think for yourself! You do not have the intelligence or the education to make informed decisions about crucial issues of nation policy! Listen to our leaders and obey them! For only our leaders know what is best for all of us!

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    June 21st, 2008 at 4:32 pm
  3. People should be thankful we live in a nation that has freedom of speech where we can express our views about the government in press, radio, tv, and other forms without fear. Some people I guess do not realize how well we have it here even if we have high gas prices and a weak economy.

    Posted by From a Republican
    June 21st, 2008 at 5:16 pm
  4. “Stupid pills” are only available at conservative pharmacies that don’t sell birth control, condoms, or Plan B.

    No insurance card needed, they’re absolutely free.

  5. Alan, I agree that Fox should present all points of view, but if the people selected to represent one side fail to make the argument that side goes silent and Sean dominates the airwaves. Liberals look stupid and who do we have to blame? Think about it? For the last 10 years of partisan politics Democrats have had Begala, Carville, and you making all the arguments. No wonder Sean, Rush, and Bill O’Reilly look like Gods compared to the feeble arguments offered. It’s like watching Jerry Quarry bleed to death slowly as he gets pummelled. The outcome is known before the fight actually ends. Referee stops contest. Fox isn’t so merciful because watching you get pulverized is great for Fox business. It looks fair and balanced, but it’s a staged fight with a bumb who will take a dive for a dollar.

    Posted by Cecil Jones
    June 21st, 2008 at 6:11 pm
  6. One nation under GOD quite divided!
    Revolution at the polls!
    Vote the bastards OUT !

  7. Are these real emails or you making them up? The reason for my suspicion is that I cannot wrap my head around the notion of these correspondents to have an education beyond grade school level. This is just atrocious.

  8. Okay, Cecil, et al.

    Alan is fantastic on radio and I think it’s his best medium. I think he’s fantastic on H&C as well. Because of this blog he’s great on the internet as well.

    BUT, even IF I accept the premise that Sean somehow “overshadows” Alan, which I think is massively incorrect, Fox provides Alan with an unadultered 3-hour radio talk show every weekday. Alan completely controls it and obviously says whatever the hell he pleases. It’s a damn good show, as most of you know. But even IF I accepted that premise concerning H&C, Alan is reaching a TON of people on a daily basis via his radio show. Could CNN, MSNBC or any of the other networks provide that? I think Alan would be a popular lib radio show host (and was in the 90’s I think) no matter if through Fox or not, but I think he has the best gig this way.

    Why do I, an avowed right-winger, defend Alan? Do I agree with him? Rarely. But I find him to be genuine, eloquent, likable, humble, and funny as can be. There are very few radio shows that I can listen to often and Alan is one of them. I love hearing the opposite side presented in a rational way. He does that. He’s also just damn entertaining even though I disagree with 80-90% of what he says.

    It’s sad because liberals constantly call him a sellout on a supposedly right-wing station and conservatives constantly think he is polluting some sort of conservative television utopia. Alan shows up every day, does a damn good job of elucidating and defending liberal-to-moderate beliefs, and entertains. He’d be a “sellout” to liberalism if he kowtowed to conservatives, which he never does. He’d “pollute” Fox if he were an asshole, which he isn’t.

    Three cheers for Alan Colmes!

    (Alan, you can send the check now…that’s Flap with one “P”.)

  9. ha ha, LOL flap. Alan, you actually need to send that check care of “Cheryl Carroll”. I’ll make sure flap gets it.

    Flapper said:

    “But I find him to be genuine, eloquent, likable, humble, and funny as can be. There are very few radio shows that I can listen to often and Alan is one of them. I love hearing the opposite side presented in a rational way. He does that.”

    I totally agree. Just think about how diverse his audience is. It’s incredible.

    Alan, please don’t ever lose your humble attitude. It’s amazing. And thanks for being willing to let the conservatives who call your show speak their point of view. It gives us liberals and moderates something to laugh at. ha ha, jk

  10. Geez!! And to think I thought all these emails from you morons were actually about Hannity!!