Earl Likes Guns, But Not Gays, Illegals, and Abortions
I said on the show that I favored concealed weapons, but only for gay, pregnant illegal immigrants on their way to obtain abortions, as they’d have to be armed against angry pro-lifers who have been known to shoot and kill doctors and patients. That didn’t sit well with Earl.









Hee. Alan, you have all the fun. what I wouldn’t give to say something like that to someone like that, with out serious repercussions
June 27th, 2008 at 12:04 am
lmao poor earl. i felt so bad for him. he tuned in on at the end of that discussion, and didn’t know WHAT to think about alan.
lol
June 27th, 2008 at 12:08 am
it was even more funny bc alan never said that he was joking.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:08 am
Alan~ the mpg file isn’t working. please fix asap so i can laugh at this again. gracias.
June 27th, 2008 at 12:15 am
“Earl” is just the kind of guy who feels the “need” to carry a concealed firearm … to protect himself from all the “crazy” people.
Earl is a truck driver. In command of 80,000-lbs of American iron. Screaming along in the left lane of I-40 at 90mph through the Oklahoma night.
Feel better now?
June 27th, 2008 at 12:19 am
(Earl is a dunce.)
June 27th, 2008 at 12:20 am
that is such a funny clip. i love how alan asked this southern trucker if he was in the country legally. LOL
June 27th, 2008 at 12:35 am
OMG I have not laughed so hard in a week!
June 27th, 2008 at 1:17 am
Actually Earl kind of reminds me of relatives I’ve got, somewhere in the mid-west. It’s not that they don’t have a sense of humor. But when the humor really goes off the deep end they tend to look at you like they’re wondering if that’s supposed to be a joke or did you just take leave of your senses.
Also, the statement/comment/analogy call was funnier.
June 27th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Again pathetic. Comments like this only go to prove one of two things. Either you are too ignorant to understand the true points of what the right says or you are pandering to other people who are too ignorant to understand what the right says. Either way it must be very embarrassing for you.
June 27th, 2008 at 3:00 pm
Earl is a Rock Star! I loved the clip and heard him call back the net night. He gave Alan a chance to retract the “gay, illegal, abortion” statment. Good stuff….good radio.
June 28th, 2008 at 7:09 pm