Congratulations To Tyson Homosexual
h/t Crooks and Liars.
Well, Tyson Gay, who won the 100 meter race at the Olympic trials this past weekend. But the right-wing anti-gay American Family Association automatically replaces the word “gay” with the word “homosexual” on its news site using auto-replace. Thus:
Tyson Homosexual easily won his semifinal for the 100 meters at the U.S. Olympic track and field trials and seemed to save something for the final later Sunday.
Homosexual didn’t get off to a particularly strong start in the first semifinal, but by the halfway mark he had established a comfortable lead.
I can only imagine some other headlines:
“Runner Gives Homosexual a Hard Time.”
“Homosexual Wins Olympic Gold.
“Homosexual Gets Married.”
I’ve always loved the actress Marcia Homosexual-Harden. And the music of Marvin Homosexual. And let’s hope the AFA doesn’t print the lyrics to Christmas songs. It’ll be trouble when they get the part where it says “Now we don our homosexual apparel.”Click here for reuse options!
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