Larry Craig And David Vitter Want To Protect Marriage


Not their own, necessarily, but everyone else’s. They are co-sponsoring the Marriage Protection Amendment. I can’t think of two better guardians of our morality to do so. But, they better hurry. Our heterosexual relationships are in great jeopardy until they get this urgent piece of legislation passed.









Is this a joke? lol, Good one Alan.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
If god exists, these two aren’t proof he likes Republicans.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Well, Larry Craig is afraid that if gay marriage was legal, he’ll have no one to play with in public restrooms.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:42 pm
If they wanted to protect the sanctity of marriage, maybe they should have stayed faithful to their own wives.
WTF is up with folks who feel like marriage is in danger if a gay man or woman is allowed to say “I do”? I really, really don’t get it.
July 1st, 2008 at 5:49 pm
That’s because you are diseased by reason. You probably want to abort kittens, too. My proof is that I suspect that it is possible you could.
Why do you hate kittens??
July 1st, 2008 at 6:00 pm
I agree with Alan on this one. If you are caught having gay sex you have no right to talk about marriage.
Or if you have sex with interns you shouldn’t be passing any defense of marriage acts.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:35 pm
LOL Epiphany. but no, Big A’s not joking this time.
Okay… honestly… why couldn’t they find two better representatives for this bill?
I really wish that we could just find another word for gay marriage to SHUT THESE PEOPLE UP.
July 1st, 2008 at 6:58 pm
Hypocrite Amendment…
July 1st, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Oh no! My kitten hate has been exposed. Will I ever be able to post a note without feeling the great shame? lol
July 1st, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Larry Craig needs to resign. HEAR THAT, LIBS? Intellectual honesty.
July 1st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
And it has nothing to do with his potential homosexuality…he was SOLICITING SEX IN A BATHROOM.
July 2nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
Gotta love those conservative values.
July 2nd, 2008 at 2:15 pm
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