Who’s The Bigger Jerk?

July 6th, 2008, 9:42 PM EDT

A-Rod?

Or Peter Cook?

Responses to this post...

  1. Most liberals are jerks & schmucks !
    My gun makes sure liberals don’t take away my Bible !!
    FREEDOM ! Let it ring, and GOD bless you !!

  2. My vote is worthless,so vote the bastards OUT !!!!
    Revolution at the polls !!!!!!!!!!
    More regulation MEANS LESS freedom !!!!
    Leave me AND my Bible ALONE !!!!!!!!!!!!

  3. Cook. Not even close.

    Posted by directorpooh
    July 6th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
  4. Ah, magnificent cleeeeeavage.

    What was the question again?

    Posted by anonymouse
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:21 am
  5. The question presupposes both men are guilty and as far as I’m aware neither has been convicted of anything. Have these two women stopped beating their husbands? For all I know they’re serial abusers and absolutely insufferable at home.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 7th, 2008 at 1:27 am
  6. i have no idea who either of these men are.

  7. after reading the stories that alan links to, the biggest jerk is peter cook. why the HELL did he let brinkley named their kids “sailor” and “jack”? my mind was made up as soon as i read that shit.

  8. My question is: Who cares about these dipshits?

    Come on, this is the problem with this country.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 7th, 2008 at 4:11 am
  9. This just in!!! – - – -

    This doesn’t matter at all.

    Posted by Anonymous
    July 7th, 2008 at 5:18 am
  10. This just in!!! – - – -

    This doesn’t matter at all.

  11. Be free, VOTE the bastards OUT.
    REVOLUTION AT THE POLLS !!!

  12. I am with RC on this one…

    Posted by Bob the union man
    July 7th, 2008 at 9:20 am
  13. A ROD ! because he is from that A hole ball club.

    now is a good time to start up “steroid anonymous”

    and make n.y.c. its home, who knows steinbrenner could be the founder?

    Posted by Anonymous
    July 7th, 2008 at 11:55 am
  14. http://www.americansolutions.com/media/4CDF1CEC-779C-4699-A123-A8992F4D9219/784af01d-a9dc-4b92-aabe-e5b9531e4e33.pdf

    Posted by Anonymous
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
  15. NATIONAL LAMPOON vacation part 2 ? I want to be in the pool with kristy this time!

    Posted by Mr sardonicus
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
  16. We learned during the clinton/monica incident that sex lives are supposed to be private. I’m surprised Alan is making a big deal of this. Hypocrite?

  17. And who wants to go through life wih the name SAILOR ??? this kid is going to get the crap beat out of him. cant say peter doesnt have a sense of humor.

    Posted by Mr sardonicus
    July 7th, 2008 at 12:32 pm
  18. Stories like this is what’s referred to as “dumbing down America”. Keep the public occupied with crap so the important issues are ignored.

  19. Ah, cleeeeeeeeavage.

    Darn it, what was the question again?

    Posted by anonymouse
    July 7th, 2008 at 5:10 pm
  20. Obviously the answer is…WHO CARES?! I don’t wish any ill will on celebrities but on the other hand I don’t care what sort of depraved acts and lives they entangle themselves in.

  21. I think it’s sad the way that athletes are treated the same way as celebrities these days too.

    Posted by Michael
    July 7th, 2008 at 7:23 pm
  22. Not that I approve of the way that celebrities are treated. They should be entitled to a certain degree of privacy under the law.

    Posted by Michael
    July 7th, 2008 at 7:24 pm
  23. I reserve the right to criticize these guys at a much later date. Both have beautiful wives, but neither wife has been blamed for anything. It has been my experience that the wives in these “Power Couples” give their consent in some way. I don’t see Christy Brinkley or A-Rod’s girl as a victim. I see them as millionaires crying out for someone to come next. High profile divorces usually allow both to land on their feet except when your husband admits he’s gay. Sorry Dana McGreevey.

    Posted by Cecil Jones
    July 7th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
  24. Cook, of course.

    Posted by Anonymous
    July 13th, 2008 at 8:34 am