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By Cheryl Carroll 11/07/2008 at 5:56 pmYou’re a fucking moron. You’ve demonstrated this time and time again on this blog. Here’s a tip- read a comment word for word before attempting someone’s point of view. Also, give your tiny little brain more time to formulate your responses. The extra time might help you to actually make sense.
Vince~ as aforementioned, I thought the joke was funny bc it was not derogatory. Had it been a joke about the Holocaust, I’d feel differently. Here’s one that plays on a stereotype of “my people” :-D
How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.:-)
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By Vince P 11/07/2008 at 2:15 pmPersonally I see nothing “wrong” with ethnic jokes. though I refrain from them because I submit to Political Correctness.
For the record, I am a very strong Zionist and I think the Jewish people rock.
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By The Conservative 11/07/2008 at 1:20 pmVince P,
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By Cheryl Carroll 11/07/2008 at 2:11 amwell, that’s not derogatory at all, and i think it’s quite complimentary! guess alan has a nice sized-
well, you get my point.
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By Vince P - Chicago 11/07/2008 at 2:10 amok here it goes..
Why do Jewish guys get circumcised?
They want 10% off everything.
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Wow. That really sums up the McCain campaign…
July 9th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Gay Marriage Causing Widespread Devastation
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Assimilated Press
Seattle, Washington – Research fellows at the Discovery Institute have released an alarming report that details the horrible consequences that have resulted from the legalization of gay marriage in several American localities. Essentially, these highly respected scholars who have graduated from some of the finest Bible colleges in the country have found that gay marriage has led to a surge in unemployment, teenage rebellion, male pattern baldness, increased incidents of mass madness among Republican Party faithful, and extremely high gas prices.
In presenting this report to the public, Dr. Fred Wittlenuts, president of the Discovery Institute, warned of even more apocalyptic consequences when he said that “The Institute has also discovered that, as a result of gay marriage, the earth has shifted off of its axis and is now headed into the sun which means that gay marriage is the real cause of global warming and not increased carbon dioxide emissions as is thought by the quack scientists from MIT, Caltech, Harvard and Stanford.”
Next week, the Discovery Institute will be releasing another long anticipated report conclusively proving that the earth is only 5000 years old as shown in a notarized affidavit signed by Adam and Eve that only recently turned up in the ruins of an old Dairy Queen located on the outskirts of Seattle.
July 9th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
Not mush soundtrack in that still photo–they may have been praying; snores would remove the ambiguity. Great humor, though!
July 9th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Hehe, nice work Epiphany.
Feel the excitement. Now that’s an irony.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
In order for McCain to win, Obama must prove himself unworthy. Obama is doing a good job of making this election close, but that just shows you how bad a candidate McCain actually is. A woman could have beat Obama, but her last name couldn’t be Clinton. A Republican may have beaten Obama, but that Republican would have had to have been Colin Powell. Strong, a reluctant warrior, and someone we all can trust. McCain isn’t reluctant about war and Republicans don’t know if they can trust him. How strong is the oldest man who would ever serve? Great picture, but there is hope-viagra.
July 9th, 2008 at 1:57 pm
Oh, this is a GREAT pic!
Epiphany~ you are just too much, woman. LOL
July 9th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Gay Marriage Causing Widespread Devastation
Sunday, July 06, 2008
Assimilated Press
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Very cute!
I didn’t know at first1
Lately, I can’t tell the difference between a REAL story, and something from the Onion!
July 9th, 2008 at 3:25 pm
A fleeing Taliban, desperate for water, was plodding through the Afghanistan desert when he saw something far off in the distance. Hoping to find water, he hurried toward the object, only to find a little old Jewish man at a small stand selling ties.
The Taliban asked, “Do you have water?”
The Jewish man replied, “I have no water. Would you like to buy a tie? They are only $5.”
The Taliban shouted, “Idiot! I do not need an over-priced tie. I need water! I should kill you, but I must find water first!”
“OK,” said the old Jewish man, “it does not matter that you do not want to buy a tie and that you hate me. I will show you that I am bigger than that. If you continue over that hill to the east for about two miles, you will find a lovely restaurant. It has all the ice cold water you need. Shalom.”
Muttering, the Taliban staggered away over the hill. Several hours later he staggered back, almost dead. “Your fucking brother won’t let me in without a tie!”
July 9th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
After viewing the jesse jackson situation today,this scene looks encouraging.
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July 9th, 2008 at 9:33 pm
What is Epiphany? I don’t think that’s a credible news source.
July 10th, 2008 at 2:17 am
verne~ are you being serious? ‘epiphany’ is a person that posts here. her article was satire.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:19 am
btw, she is actually a very credible news source.
July 10th, 2008 at 3:19 am
The only “onion” here is OldLefty who argues only for the argument. Facts are unacceptable.
July 10th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
The Conservative: And he does it so poorly.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Epiphany : I heard that one before.. it’s very funny.
Now i’m dying to tell my funny Jewish joke. but I know in 2008 we have to walk on glass. So i probabaly wont.
July 10th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
i really want to hear the jew joke. if it’s not totally derogatory… i don’t mind black jokes. it just depends. there’s an invisible line that shouldn’t be crossed, and most jokes that are just poking fun don’t cross that line so i think they’re okay.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:07 am
ok here it goes..
Why do Jewish guys get circumcised?
They want 10% off everything.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:10 am
well, that’s not derogatory at all, and i think it’s quite complimentary! guess alan has a nice sized-
well, you get my point.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:11 am
Vince P,
Cheryl Carrol may find Jew jokes acceptable, but if you want to experience her hypocracy tell a “black” joke.
July 11th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Personally I see nothing “wrong” with ethnic jokes. though I refrain from them because I submit to Political Correctness.
For the record, I am a very strong Zionist and I think the Jewish people rock.
July 11th, 2008 at 2:15 pm
You’re a fucking moron. You’ve demonstrated this time and time again on this blog. Here’s a tip- read a comment word for word before attempting someone’s point of view. Also, give your tiny little brain more time to formulate your responses. The extra time might help you to actually make sense.
Vince~ as aforementioned, I thought the joke was funny bc it was not derogatory. Had it been a joke about the Holocaust, I’d feel differently. Here’s one that plays on a stereotype of “my people” :-D
How do you start a black parade?
Roll a 40 down the street.
:-)
July 11th, 2008 at 5:56 pm