On Friday’s Radio Show…

July 18th, 2008, 6:00 PM EDT

It’s a special Friday Night Free-For-All with:
National Review’s John Derbyshire
MAD Magazine’s Joe Raiola
• Legendary songwriter Chip Taylor, whose hits include “Wild Thing” and “Angel of the Morning”

Responses to this post...

  1. ha ha, first SUCKAZ!

  2. is alan going to be on tonight?

  3. Yes, Cheryl, Alan is hosting
    (-Christine from the radio show)

    Posted by christine
    July 18th, 2008 at 7:22 pm
  4. whew! i was starting to hyperventilate with fear that i wouldn’t be able to hear him tonight. thanks for the info, christine.

  5. Hi ladies,,,ok so Larry King has a show on UFO’s over missle bases. Do you believe?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 9:18 pm
  6. This is funny:

    Mr Obama says:
    “Throughout our history, America’s confronted constantly evolving danger, from the oppression of an empire, to the lawlessness of the frontier, from the bomb that fell on Pearl Harbor, to the threat of nuclear annihilation. Americans have adapted to the threats posed by an ever-changing world.”

    I didn’t know only one bomb fell on Hawaii.

    How sad… he grew up there.

  7. OMG Vinnie Pee. You are so Funny! HAHHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA!!

    Keep ‘em comin’ funny man…

  8. Alright, anyway. I do believe in UFO’s. Now whether they are from outer space I don’t know, but I believe some government has the technology. I also believe that this push to find another planet that will sustain human life is for the ultra elites to leave here after they’ve totally fukd it up. If these crafts are able to carry them there while they’re still alive then they’ve found another place to infect. Kinda like those underground caves built by top government officials for top government officials when someone loses it and pushes the button. Anyway when I was a young child we lived in the country. I do remember seeing something over the neighbors house, I was with my mom and brother. I can’t remember much about it because I was young but I remember my mom and brother being really scared.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 9:57 pm
  9. what upppppp

  10. LV- do you listen to COAST TO COAST? Bob the Union Man and I love that show.

    i don’t think most people realize how unfathomably large the universe is.

  11. Last night I went over to the website but I needed to get to sleep so I didn’t look through it too much. I’ve seen this out there TV show, they talk of ETs every once in a while

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
  12. this alcoholic guy worries me

  13. damn, I hope one of them is sober driving down the road

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:11 pm
  14. he obviously worries alan, too

  15. so i was hoping we’d break 300 comments tonight, but looking back at other show threads i see that we’ve never hit 200. so i guess that should be our goal first.

  16. apparently LV and i will have to do it ourself.

    i guess all the other political junkies went to see THE DARK KNIGHT and skipped out on the Colmes Show

  17. the other day OReilly was dogging on Alan. Said he tunes in to see how Alan has fixed his hair for the day. So today Alan, I looked real hard. Are you going through hair treatments? It looks like you’re getting more hair.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
  18. Hahaha, we can do it Cheryl.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
  19. that irritates me that o’reilly would be a dick like that. i’m not very impressed with his hair style (i.e. lack thereof). that really pisses me off.

  20. Hahah nahh it was funny the context of it. I think he was baiting Alan.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
  21. And yeah, OReilly has noooo room to talk when it comes to hair.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:19 pm
  22. the Klan guy was very interesting. it’s an unfortunate perspective, but the only thing i can give him credit for is that he’s apparently non-violent.

  23. I honestly don’t understand that mindset.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:21 pm
  24. I’ve always broken it down by the person, not the skin color or eye shape etc etc. If I don’t like the person, then that’s a different story, I’m a bitch to them then.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:22 pm
  25. Looking forward to hearing from Joe (Mad Mag)!

    Posted by Anonymous
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
  26. the “alan is the scarecrow” or “colmes looks like the crypt keeper” arguments primarily come from the conservative corner. i think he’s attractive, and was disappointed to discover he’s married. LOL

    interesting how we can find someone unattractive when we don’t like their ideology. don’t even get me started on what i think about Ann Coulter.

  27. Only thing I can think of that made me like that was #1 my early schooling was an all white catholic school, then the public high school I went to first had only 1 black family. Then we moved out here and it was very racially mixed. Then I went into government. So I guess race was never a big deal to me. Going into adulthood was diverse.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:24 pm
  28. WE’LL DO IT LIVE!!!

    RIGHT HERE ON ALAN’S BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  29. Oh please! That nasty skinny bitch. If her personality is what she shows on TV she’s one of those I can’t stand to be around. I don’t like Pelosi but when I look at her I see this woman I used to work with that I realllly disliked, so I don’t like her for several reasons.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:26 pm
  30. bookmark this article i wrote so that you can read it when you get the chance. it’s one of the few productive things i’ve done in recent months:

    http://mamashouse.org/Americas-Original-Sin.html

  31. EPIPHANYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    I MISSED YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1

  32. LV, my BBFF is here!

    (that’s ‘best blog friend foreva’)

  33. done, I’ll check it later….hey E

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:27 pm
  34. I think Alan should grow his hair out and be a rebel!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
  35. i hear you about Coulter. i just want to grab her by that damned hair she’s always flipping around. (sorry alan. i know you like us to keep it respectful)

  36. Hahahah do a Donald Trump? Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:28 pm
  37. LOL!

    Campaign to Keep Tobias from Keeping Fish.

    CKTKF. Send donations. Thank your for your support.

  38. Dave!!!!!

  39. Ann Coulter has an adams apple!! /shivers

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
  40. LMAO

    epiphany is referring to the fact that my son killed another fish this week. he poured damned near all the fish food in each of their tanks. one of them gorged himself to death, but the other is doing just fine.

  41. Hello Suckerz

  42. Hey Cheryl! Hey LV! Hey E! Hey all the other people that are here.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:30 pm
  43. Well if you gotta go down the best way to do it would be to gorge yourself on smelly fish food…

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
  44. Takes me 5 min to respond to anyone’s comments. Plus it’s hard to listen to Alan AND respond to a completely different conversation going on here. I can’t multi task.

  45. on a serious note guys, i’m really not in the mood for the N word argument. it gets painful hearing insensitive people bitching about things they know nothing about.

  46. Smoke some weed E that will help.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
  47. Hi to Cheryl, LV, & FuRyus! Fun to read your comments!

  48. that’s okay, E. i zone in and out between the show and the blog myself.

  49. I gave up weed when it reached $300 for an ounce!

  50. hi Mary!

    a newbie!

  51. I can’t even afford Mike’s Hard Lemonade

  52. Why was Elizabeth H crying? Has she ever been called the N word? That woman makes me sick! Of course I don’t watch the show, I only see the clips. Whoopie’s right. WHOOPIE ROCKS!

  53. She was crying cause she wanted to say the word!

    Dumb blond.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:36 pm
  54. I know Whoopie’s real name.

  55. Haha Dave…I guess she’s just such a passionate woman. I don’t like any of them on the view.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
  56. whoopie did a GREAT job on the show. and you know she went home and told her girlfriends… “i can’t believe that chick started crying”.

  57. 300 and ounce!!!!

    Damn!!!!!

    Thats why I live in Eastern Ky.

    I think 150 is to much for an ounce.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:37 pm
  58. Cheryl, very cool blog…

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
  59. 300 an ounce???? Geez, I wish I had a farm.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:38 pm
  60. Mary- we have to haze you now.

    your first assignment is to run naked down your street screaming “i’m obama girl! i’m obama girl!”

  61. $300 to 500 for an ounce in nyc

  62. No, Mary has to run down the street naked during Free For All screaming … I LOVE ALAN COLMES!

  63. Ewww….well I had a hot mic once. Layed my head down on the transmit button and called a whole bunch of cops and detectives a bunch of stupid fukn assholes. Needless to say I got in a bit of trouble for that.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
  64. We must have gone thru the pole-shift this week. Bush is supporting negotiating with Iran & Jesse J. is making violent irrational threats…

  65. And I just realized that if anyone knows me and reads this then they know who I am……no more in cognito for me.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
  66. LOL LV! Oh dear…

  67. If I ran naked down the street I’d scare the neighbors…but willing to scream “I love Alan” with clothes on…

  68. I know what this guy is saying though. I feel the same way about any guy coming near my kids. He better be able to support their lifestyle and God help him if he ever lays a hand on them.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
  69. lol, weed isn’t 300 an ounce, Epiphany. you’re silly, girl

  70. Alan has my real name in my E-mail address…..

    Long as he aint working for the ATF Im good.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
  71. Hahah Mary, wait till after dark.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
  72. She saying in NYC it is and I can see that.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:44 pm
  73. Dave, for the A the T or the F?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
  74. Cheryl I’m serious. $300 to 500, depending on the strength and location.

  75. Geez E, that’s a mortgage or car payment.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
  76. Me and Alan are ruining the country.

  77. Oh Alan, you stepped in it and he doesn’t realize it…you said illegal immigrant. That in itself is a crime

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
  78. Well that is an onion worth of weed.

    All three LV.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:49 pm
  79. We’re takin’ it to hell in a handbasket. Cheryl’s on!

  80. Yeah I was thinking during the gun debate everyone that said they would keep their gun, he said dont you like the rule of law?

    Ok Alan you said it.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
  81. …hazing back at you… if you mention Ann Coulter again you have to say “Liberals Rock” 100 times while chewing gum and rubbing the top of your head!

  82. woot!!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:51 pm
  83. Good Call Cheryl!

  84. okay, i’m back folks. gotta calm down now. the race debate gets me fired up.

  85. You go girl

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
  86. Good job!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:52 pm
  87. thanks, E.

    i’m going to catch up on the comments.

  88. I dub you the queen of LL!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
  89. Hey, I hope Joe the Socialist calls tonite…love his songs!

  90. I sound like a idiot when I call.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:53 pm
  91. thanks, guys.

    uh uh, Mary. you have to be butt ass naked when you run down the street, girl. LOL

  92. Now, you have to be either a transplant to Va or live near to the coast cause you don’t sound like a southerner. My sister in law is from Va and she definately sounds like a southerner.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
  93. Cheryl do you use “the word”!! /scared

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
  94. Oh lord I sound like a super hillbillie!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:54 pm
  95. I’m going to call Alan and sing a song, do some poetry and then demonstrate how to polka properly.

  96. Im just over the mountains from Va.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
  97. Sooo..are any of you old enough to remember when Mad Mag was making fun of Nixon?

  98. Hahah Dave, I like the hillbilly speech. I don’t have an accent, compliments of living in west.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:55 pm
  99. how many blunts can you roll with an ounce? you can get a bag down here for like twenty bucks… unless the cost has increased due to the rise in gas prices. shoot, drug dealers have operating expenses, too. LOL

    dave- you’ve never sounded like an idiot when you call. you have a very deep voice. nice southern accent. yum!

  100. I was in high school…I don’t have many memories of that time in my life..Weed wasn’t $300 an ounce then.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:56 pm
  101. where the hell does this guy get his statistics from? 75% of Americans don’t want to work?

    i would venture to say that 99% of Americans don’t want to work.

    however, most of us do.

  102. Thanks Cheryl!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:57 pm
  103. LOL, E. you are so crazy, girl. see, this is why i missed you!

  104. $20 bucks??? What is it, 90% oregano? LOL. In the 1970’s here in nyc it was $40.

  105. Sooo..are any of you old enough to remember when Mad Mag was making fun of Nixon?

    by Mary July 18, 2008 at 10:55 pm

    I have no idea what you’re talking about. Born 74

  106. Alan’s being bombarded by the buckoheads tonite!

  107. queen of LL will have to go to E. she’s listened to alan for years, and was one of the first to post on LL. but i happily accept the title of Princess.

  108. I hate work, I work harder at not working then I would by working.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:58 pm
  109. Last time I bought any it was $10 an ounce.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
  110. Mary I’m the rip old age of 29, I remember Bush 1 and Clinton.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 10:59 pm
  111. too bad our other resident pothead isn’t here to contribute to this marijuana pricing discussion. (that would of course be Fury)

    mary- i don’t know who mad mag is.

  112. Damn!! 10 bucks!!! I wouldnt have gotten anything done!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
  113. I work with databases… when I want a break I’ll just write a query that takes forever to run and act like it’s tying everything else up.

  114. i don’t even know what an ounce is. is that the little bag?

  115. I would have remembered Bush II but I’ve been fucked up his entire term.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:00 pm
  116. Hahah why do you think I don’t remember much of my high school time? Geezzz am I like the oldest one on this blog??? How many of us were even a twinkle in our parents eyes back in the 70s?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
  117. No thats a big bag.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
  118. I was born in 79.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:01 pm
  119. I don’t want to be Queen. I want to be King. WFG, flap and RC from Smithtown were the first posters. I was 4th. I’ve been listening to Alan for a few decades.

  120. lol, Dave. i don’t know how you get anything done as it is.

  121. lol, E. you retard. okay, you’re King.

  122. i was born in 82.

  123. I bought an ounce of eastern Ky funk for 75 bucks!

    Good to have friends that are old hippies, they grow enough for themselves and a couple plants to pass off to their friends.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
  124. Dave, you’ll be an old man next year. 30! I’ve already passed my 30th HS reunion.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:03 pm
  125. I’m the oldest here but don’t ask me my age because I cringe at saying it. Actually Alan is the oldest lol.

  126. OMG Cheryl you’re only 9 years older than my oldest kid.
    That’s it, you have all become my babies.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
  127. i can’t imagine paying hundreds of dollars for some Mary J. that’s crazy.

  128. Cheryl retard sounds harsh. ;(

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
  129. Nah E, I’ve got to be older than Alan. When did you graduate?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:04 pm
  130. Epiphany you may be the oldest next to Alan but I bet your 1000 times hotter then Alan!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
  131. Yes I remember Mad Magazine. I used to read it every month. Alred E. Neuman.

  132. Hahah Dave, I just read your old hippy friends post.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:05 pm
  133. Spy Vs Spy!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
  134. And the first season of SNL?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:06 pm
  135. sorry. i think that “retard” is another word who’s meaning has changed. so i don’t attach any negative connotation that’s meant to criticize the mentally handicapped.

  136. Alan is 57. He’ll be 58 in October I think. I graduated from high school in 1903.

    LOL thanks Dave. Alan for me is extremely hot. To each his own. If Alan wants me to prove what I just said he can come over after the show. I’ll pay for the cab.

  137. He’s 57?? Wow I would have thought he was in his mid 40s. Really 1903?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
  138. it’s hard to imagine techie people like LV and E as being “old”.

  139. LV, sometimes you just have to ignore E. she’s such a smart ass sometimes, LOL

  140. You people pay too much for weed…

  141. This N-word discussion is gettin’ old.

  142. thank you Cheryl. I still remember computers that took up an entire “cold” room.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:11 pm
  143. hey! dave, that guy just said “retard”, too.

    what up, fury.

  144. I was the first anti-war protester. I protested World War I.

  145. Hahaha ok…so E really when did you graduate? I’ll bet ya a $10 ounce bag you’re younger than me.

    Retard hahahah I like Carlos Mencia DDD

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
  146. she’s not going to tell us when she graduated, bc then we’ll figure out her age. but she’s younger than 57.

  147. Hmm E, I just don’t believe you. They reported the other day that the oldest blogger died and she was 108

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:12 pm
  148. bc she said that she’s younger than alan.

  149. LV, i almost choked on my food when i read your “ddd” mencia quote. I LOVE THAT

  150. I wouldn’t avoid using it cause cheap sounds so much more accurate.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:13 pm
  151. lol, LV. may that 108 year old woman rest in peace.

    guys, i’ll brb

  152. Ok, E you’re my age. Old enough for AARP but not old enough for age restricted living.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:14 pm
  153. A $10 bag of grass? A joint is $5.00.

    I’m older than Cheryl and younger than Robert Byrd.

  154. I am older than Alan by a month. Nice to meet some youngun’s.

  155. Oh.. Mad Magazine..duh.. I thought “Mad Mag” was referencing a person.

  156. I hate Mencia!

    Guys a bigot!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:15 pm
  157. EVERYONE is younger than Robert Byrd!

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
  158. How much do you pay Fury?

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
  159. Hahah Mary…I don’t think many people consider me a young un hahah.

    I like Mencia’s DDD

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:16 pm
  160. I started getting touchy about my age after I hit 30. I now it’s silly but in this society, it’s hard. Although I have friends who could care less.

  161. First women I ever slept with was about 15 years older then me!!

    Damn she taught me some stuff!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:17 pm
  162. Hitting 40 was hard for me but at that age I was also diagnosed with MS. It was probably a combination of things. If I’m lucky enough to hit 70 that may bother me, but I’m enjoying getting older.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
  163. Hahaha Dave, we just know what we want.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:18 pm
  164. Older women rock! Hahaha. I must have a PhD in Sexology by now. LOL!

  165. Steve from Philly thinks like a dinosaur.

  166. You’re absolutely right, Epiphany!

  167. Oh LV I’m sorry. It runs in my family, my uncle had it.

  168. I used to have a PhD in sexology.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:22 pm
  169. MS, how severe is it. My cousins wife had it and she didnt have the use of her arms.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
  170. I’m mobile so I’m happy. It took me a while to come to terms with it. I do much better than anyone else I know with it. I just hope it doesn’t hit my kids. Either their health or having to take care of me.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:23 pm
  171. Dave are you my ex-boyfriend? My ex was 15 years younger! lol!

  172. Well thats good. She could dress her kids with her feet.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:24 pm
  173. I’ve got a young friend who’s a charter plane pilot. He says John McCain falls asleep by 3 in the afternoon. He gets warn out giving speeches..so how could he possibly handle the White House!

  174. hehe… you never know, I am a bit of a rounder as we say.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
  175. I haven’t had any severe symptoms since I retired. The stress of the job was slowly killing me. Everyonce in a while I have weakness in my legs and I get a bit forgetful, but still able to do all I need to. Heat gets to me though, which is really bad since it was 106 today and that’s considered cool for summer.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:25 pm
  176. Damn thats hot!!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
  177. I really don’t like that song….never did never will I like wild thing though

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:26 pm
  178. Far out. Music on the Alan Colmes show.

  179. Angel of the Morning was definitely not my favorite song! But I loved Wild Thing!

  180. This guy is good!

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
  181. Hahahah Mary we must’ve been typing at the same time…gotta say I’d rather hear him singing it than that woman who did the record.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
  182. I like it alot with him singing it.

    Gives it alot more character.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:28 pm
  183. I can’t believe it. I still have the 45 single of Merrilee Rush singing Just Call Me Angel. Also have it on an album by Juice Newton. Love “Wild Thing”.

  184. Way more character..and his voice is soothing, hers was grating.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:29 pm
  185. Epiphany, Do you sing? Write music?

  186. I don’t have anymore records. At one time I had my parents Frank Sinatra 33’s, but they were all scratched.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:30 pm
  187. I play guitar. Badly. lol. I can sing too. Badly. Don’t write music though. But if I did I would do so… badly.

  188. Yeah, I liked the song better the way this writer sang it. Gives it a whole new meaning.

  189. I had records from my mom which were 78s!

  190. okay, i’m back. gotta catch up on the comments.

  191. ROTFLMAO E

    and you have no idea how long it took me to figure out those letters haha

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:32 pm
  192. I was trying to call and tell ole dude good job. What the hell was wrong with the caller right after the song.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
  193. 78s were the ones that went real fast right? I used to play with them when I was little. I think I ended up destroying all of them haha

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:33 pm
  194. I don’t think the song mellowed him out Dave.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
  195. LV thats not funny… :(

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:34 pm
  196. Seems like this website has a few glitches, huh? I can’t read your posts unless I enter one. Anyone else having this problem?

  197. i’m still catching up on the comments. LV, i’m glad that you’ve apparently handled your MS so well. you go girl!

  198. Thank you Cheryl…Mary I’m noticing the screen is jumping .. at first I thought it was a power surge but my lights aren’t browning out.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
  199. “I’ve got a young friend who’s a charter plane pilot. He says John McCain falls asleep by 3 in the afternoon. He gets warn out giving speeches..so how could he possibly handle the White House!”

    He’s going to give Hillary Clinton the job of answering the White House phone.

  200. hearing that guy sing the song was actually quite magical. i really enjoyed it.

    the caller after he came on TOTALLY RUINED THE MAGIC OF THE MOMENT. DICKHEAD.

  201. Hit the refresh button Mary.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
  202. Who is that singing the song?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:35 pm
  203. Hey, I still have some 8 tracks of Cat Stevens…

  204. Mary, all you have to do to see new comments is refresh the page to see new comments. Just hit the “F5″ key at the top of your keyboard.

  205. 8 tracks, I hated those

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
  206. I’m trying like hell to get through.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:36 pm
  207. That’s why I never call these shows, I hate the busy signal.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
  208. thi atalk about albums and 8 track sis confusing me. let’s talk about cdes, mp3s, streamlinks, etc.

  209. I still worship Cat Stevens.

  210. Hahah cute young un cute

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
  211. im in

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
  212. I can’t think of any Cat Stevens song titles.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:38 pm
  213. Make us proud Dave

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
  214. Which freakin war?

  215. Thanks Dave, I’ll try that!

  216. i freaked out when i turned 20. that seems kind of stupid now, but i didn’t feel very special anymore bc i was no longer a teenager. i honestly felt like my youth was behind me. there was something so special about 17, 18, 19. i even changed my face cream to Mary Kay’s Time Wise anti-wrinkle cream.

    i am so serious, ladies.

  217. Frank, McCain?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
  218. Im on hold.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
  219. Hahahaha Cheryl that’s funny. The face cream I mean cause getting over that getting old feeling feels like crap.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:40 pm
  220. Pull out? What? Pull the taxes out of our asses?

  221. “Morning Has Broken”. Peace Train, Oh Very Young, Wild World, Father and Son, Moon Shadow, … and a million more. He also did the soundtrack to one of my all time fave films, “Harold and Maude”.

  222. hi frank.

    another newbie.

    sir, you will now have to go through hazing to continue posting here.

  223. You know this means war, LV…lol

  224. You don’t remember “Peace Train” ? Great song!

  225. Richard Pryor? Is that who the last caller talked about? I think he stopped using the word after he caught fire. He was one helluva comic though.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
  226. Ok, NP But I’m #1 &2 on FFAF take a look.

  227. standard hazing procedure at this time is for you to run down the street naked yelling “i’m obama boy!” and “i love alan colmes!”

    please do this now, and upload the video.

  228. What a relief…I am no longer the newbie!

  229. OH E and Mary yes, I remember them all and now they are swimming through my head. I have most of them in my collection.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:43 pm
  230. Richard Pryor stopped using the N word after he went to Africa. He did a bit about that on one of concert films that I saw. He was so moved by all the beautiful people there, he said he could never do it again.

  231. where the hell is directorpooh at tonight?

  232. i was wondering why no one was in FFAF….here I am

    Posted by directorpooh
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
  233. Oh that’s right. I rented all the dvd’s I could find of his acts a couple of months back. Spent a weekend with him.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
  234. Upload naked video to youtube.

  235. “i’m obama boy!” and “i love alan colmes!”
    “i’m obama boy!” and “i love alan colmes!”
    “i’m obama boy!” and “i love alan colmes!”
    “i’m obama boy!” and “i love alan colmes!”
    “i’m obama boy!” and “i love alan colmes!”

  236. guys guess what- we broke 200 comments!!!

  237. lol you guys.

    frank- we’re still waiting on the vid. we’d like to see your wang flying mightily in the wind as you race down the road.

  238. LV you spent a weekend with Richard Pryor?

  239. LOL

    POOH HAS BEEN WAITING FOR US ON THE OTHER THREAD.

    poor baby. we didn’t ditch you!

  240. Frank are you naked though?

  241. And I was impressed the night we hit 97.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:47 pm
  242. Yeah, I’d like to see that myself…lol

  243. With his DVDs.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
  244. why is everyone here? holding the “don’t switch until the final hour” tradition?

    Posted by directorpooh
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:48 pm
  245. Yeah, sorry that wasn’t worded very well

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
  246. Good evening RC.

  247. Of course I’m naked and I’m typing with my lef hamnd…lol

  248. we can totally switch if you guys want, i don’t care.

    but you guys have to go read what frank wrote there. fuckin’ hilarious.

  249. DP, we’re working on 300 posts so if we switch we’ll mess it up.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
  250. Cheryl…we will definitely hit 300 tonite!

  251. Hi E and all : )

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:49 pm
  252. I assumed that FFA wouldn’t be posted until midnight. lol

  253. I think we’re going for 300 coments.

  254. “Frank are you naked though?”

    LMAO EPIPHANY.

    you are too much

  255. hey rc!!!! glad you joined us tonight. you got jealous that you kept missing all the fun, huh?

  256. It was 253 a few comments ago.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
  257. 254 when I switched back here.
    Dave, you ever get through?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:51 pm
  258. Now don’t get excited all of you but I’m naked too. I took a shower before. I’m thinking now of running through my building up the stairs and yelling “I LOVE ALAN COLMES!!!!!”

  259. Well as I’m fond of saying: this is the earliest I’ve ever been late, heh.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
  260. hahahah we need to have video E

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:52 pm
  261. Hey, I think I said that last night.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:53 pm
  262. Well yes, actually I am naked, just got a pubic hair stuck in my KB.

  263. Oh no…not back to the N-word discussion again!

  264. Can’t you take my word as a gentlewoman?

  265. Well Frank, now that’s gonna hurt.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
  266. Umm no sorry E gal

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:54 pm
  267. frank- what the hell is the ‘kb’?

    btw, just read your “i’m typing with my left hand” comment. HILARIOUS.

  268. On my honor… I swear by the blessed moon…

  269. I’m not sure what a KB is, and I’m wondering if I need to know.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:55 pm
  270. 256 and rising fast…

  271. Frank stop sitting on your KeyBoard.

  272. Hey! I just found out I can type with my thingy! example…hEllo aLl

  273. epiphany- as much as you love alan, i really wouldn’t be surprised if you did that. LOL

  274. Oh.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
  275. I don’t know what a KB is either, but would love to be educated..

  276. hahaha I think KB is keyboard. E, you gotta do a pinkie swear isn’t the moon full tonight? I’ll haunt your dreams if you’re lyin.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
  277. LOL LOL LOL LOL

    i love friday night’s here

    i hate to ask, but where’d Vince P go?

  278. Think he’s lurking?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
  279. i know, RC. i was REALLY worried that it was something that was going to totally cross the line. CRIKEY!

  280. Ok. It’s almost the bewitching hour. While the news is on I’m going to run up the stairs and yell… pinky swear…

  281. Vince P? He’s probally in the mens room somewhere Philosphying.

  282. Ya, crikey! I wasn’t thinking computer with that KB thing. More like K-Y.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
  283. Ok, so I get it..when Alan has guests he likes he doesn’t bother with ussss

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 18th, 2008 at 11:59 pm
  284. I’m playing Civ IV.

  285. Ewww RC, not a mental picture I want.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
  286. Who’s gonna be # 300?

  287. im on hold still

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
  288. this is one handed typing.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
  289. maybe. i just don’t engage in conversation with him because of his anti-islamic views, but you know, everyone’s welcome here.

    perhaps he got bored. we don’t do much serious talk on thursday and friday nights, but esp not on friday nights.

  290. Hey, who the heck’s yelling on the floor below me?

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:00 am
  291. I’ve been listening to Alan for about 5 years now. How ’bout you?

  292. Yeah KB is short for Key Board…google in KB

  293. i don’t know, frank. i was trying to tfigure out today what kind of “reward” the 300th can get… maybe they’ll get immunity from us blasting them from any ridiculous comment they make.

  294. damn i have to wait through the dreak…….. song is cool though.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:01 am
  295. It’s E RC.

    Mary – a few months for me now.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:01 am
  296. # 300

  297. 295

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:02 am
  298. HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I DID IT! I SWEAR TO GOD I JUST RAN UP THE STAIRS NAKED AND SCREAMED I LOVE ALAN COLMES!!!!!

    I’M OUT OF MY FUCKING MIND!!!@

    ok going to be very quiet to see if my neighbors come out.

  299. dave and frank are playing with their gas nozzles.

    get it?

  300. I win! No. 300

  301. We hit it!!! I think Frank was it.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:03 am
  302. LoL. (I was just thinking how funny would that be, if E ran out her door and yelled, and one of us actually heard her.)

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:03 am
  303. R U folks here every nite?

  304. E- LOL LOL LOL LOL

    fucking new yorkers!

  305. Hahaha E, lower the radio and wait for the noise in the hallway. hahahahaah ura nut

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:03 am
  306. damn it, the newbie won. great.

    now where the hell did pooh go?

    maybe he’s running around naked, too. LOL

  307. I’m mostly free on Friday Nights, but we can meet whenever you like….lol

  308. I can die a happy woman now. Haha New Yorkers indeed. NOBODY came out to see what was going on!

  309. Congrats Frank!

  310. Mary, I try to be but when I’m forced on the laptop I refuse. I hate that damn slow POS.

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:04 am
  311. The Straight Talk Express? How about the Golden Years Trolley.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:05 am
  312. i know the feeling, LV.

    i’m usually here.

    epiphany- THAT IS SO COOL, that you did that. doesn’t it just feel so good to cut loose like that sometimes?

  313. Hey thanks, you gotta be fast in this world…lol

  314. screw you, Frank.

    i’m sulking.

  315. Yes it does. Can’t get more Free For All than that. Haha my neighbors could care less LOL…

  316. Are we now going to FFAF?

  317. I’m sorry, I like Steppenwolf as much as anyone, and CCR too, but that Nugent FFA tune just doesn’t cut it.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:07 am
  318. Damn Cheryl, I’m so sorry…lol

  319. LV and Epiphany- do you guys want to stay on this thread or move? i don’t care.

  320. OK. It’s “officially” Free For All time. Please go to top post. Please. Thanks for yoir support.

  321. I did that , married the same guy twice…divorced him twice too

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:09 am
  322. I’m down with it. I don’t know what that means, but that’s okay too.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:09 am
  323. RC- tonight when i called the show i asked Aimee if they were going to stick with the Nugent song, and she said yes. she wanted GNR, too. but they’re going to keep it bc it says ‘free for all’ in it.

  324. stay here….

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:10 am
  325. Ok kids, I’m gone to FFAF.

  326. Are we here or FFA?

    Posted by LV Lives
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:11 am
  327. funniest moment of my night…there is a tv show called “redneck dreams” on the country music channel

    Posted by directorpooh
    July 19th, 2008 at 12:11 am
  328. It’s been fun to be here with you all. My puter is giving me messages that it isn’t doing well with this website so I’m going to sign off for now. Catch you again soon! Maybe I’ll get on for Graffiti tonite. Luv 2 ya’ll. & …”I love Obama”….

  329. no! mary don’t go!

  330. i’m very glad that you were here. please come back again. there’s always a few of us on the thread for the night’s show. (the thread that says “on friday’s show” or “tuesday’s show”, starting at 10pm of course)

  331. we’re on FFFA thread. i came back to catch the stragglers.

  332. Cheryl…I will be back again…promise. It is so nice to meet others who love Alan. I am in Missouri & no one I know here listens to him.