On Monday’s Radio Show…
July 21st, 2008, 6:00 PM EDT
• Alan debates the impact of Barack Obama’s trip overseas with former U.N. Ambassador John Bolton.
• PETA’s Melissa Karpel defends their controversial “sex talk” ad in a debate with conservative activist Christine O’Donnell, who is running for U.S. Senate.
• Focus on the Family’s James Dobson swore that he would never endorse John McCain, but now he seems to be changing his tune. Alan compares Dobson’s past and present statements.
PETA’s offering $1 million bucks to anyone who comes up with “artificial meat,” according to a NYT article, and I’d like to hear more about that.
As for John Bolton, let me guess: he’s going to tell us how Obama has no experience and his trip to the middle east only proves how everything Obama says is wrong, whereas John McCain, who knows everything, and has experience with everything, knows just what to do about everything, and he’s just the man to get it done.
And, wait a minute. James Dobson. Which raving lunatic is he? I forget.
There’s just too damn many nutjobs to keep track of them all.
July 21st, 2008 at 6:40 pm
Hey Barack! Don’t stay out in the sun to long while you’re over there, you might come back looking like a Muslum !
Barack Hussein Obama !
July 21st, 2008 at 6:45 pm
No racism here!
July 21st, 2008 at 6:54 pm
The week that Obama is over there, the Iraqi government agreed with his timetable, I’d like to hear the right’s idea of how this is bad. Bow to your American Warlords…
July 21st, 2008 at 7:29 pm
You know what Jerry- you really need to apologize for that remark. That’s the most fucked up thing you’ve ever said. It’s VERY offensive.
Can’t wait to hear the two chicks going at it over this ad. CAT FIGHT!
July 21st, 2008 at 8:07 pm
You think we could get the two women in a mud pit and let them wrestle for it?
July 21st, 2008 at 8:32 pm
ha ha, lol Dave. epiphany and i will do it. we’ll post the vid to LL tomorrow evening for your night-time enjoyment.
July 21st, 2008 at 9:17 pm
Build up the peta liberal puke, and trash a well known christian.
No hiding the favoratism HERE !
Why don’t you defend muslems too, they think its ok to beat their wifes and stone people to death.
Priceless !
Yes my children even fucked people have rights,isn’t that right Cheryl.?
July 21st, 2008 at 9:23 pm
Well, if James Dobson isn’t a nutjob I apologize, but then I just have to ask how did he become a “well-known Christian”?
Has he performed a lot of good Christian acts?
July 21st, 2008 at 9:42 pm
jerry: they do defend Muslims. Don’t you know its offensive to imply that Muslims adhere to Islam?
July 21st, 2008 at 9:47 pm
Jerry- WTF? you’re headed off the deep end again. “yes my children even fucked up people have rights…” what does that mean? please interpret your babble for me.
btw, did you see that i visited your blog this weekend?
RC- i actually like Dobson. i’ve got a couple of books. think of him as a family psychologist who approaches mental/family health from a Christian perspective. he has a tv show or something called FOCUS ON THE FAMILY.
with that being said, one of the funniest bumper stickers i’ve ever heard of said: FOCUS ON YOUR OWN DAMNED FAMILY.
lol
July 21st, 2008 at 9:56 pm
I know Islam and their defenders OFFEND MY RIGHTS !
I wonder why Muslems don’t renounce Those that cut off heads and blow people up?
Gutless cowards, like the liberals?
July 21st, 2008 at 9:58 pm
Alan:
Dick Morris is a great guest.
You puzzel me Alan, your enthusiasm for ‘Big Government’ causes me to question your judgement.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:04 pm
I love Michael Savage . . BTW . .I mentioned Conjuror on his show as well, HA!!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:10 pm
Jerry- you’re referring to Sharia law, which is not a legal system that all Muslims adhere to. It’s like comparing Catholics and Protestants.
The statement that myself and others found offensive was this:
“Don’t stay out in the sun to long while you’re over there, you might come back looking like a Muslum !”
That was really fucked up and just plain racist.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:21 pm
i wonder where LV is. epiphany, dave, RC… i’m lonely :-(
July 21st, 2008 at 10:22 pm
Muslims aren’t a race.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:30 pm
Mr. Bolton is a dangerous man.
Time is growing short to attack Iran before the end of the year? We’re only getting short on time because of the obvious … Bush is leaving soon after that.
Wouldn’t that be about the craziest reason to engage another nation in that fashion?
Mr. Bolton is a dangerous man.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Dick Morris is in Citizen United’s newest political documentary:
HYPE: The Obama Effect
The trailer is here
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h2M8nX0_bp4
July 21st, 2008 at 10:32 pm
The Bush Doctrine has failed. The Bolton policy failed. We are finally doing what we should have been doing a long time ago: Diplomacy.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:32 pm
VINCE SHUT THE FUCK UP.
YOU APPARENTLY DIDN’T EVEN READ HIS COMMENT, AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT TYPE OF RACIST SHIT JERRY TENDS TO POST. YOU JUST STARTED POSTING HERE. THE REGULARS HAVE GOTTEN TO KNOW EACH OTHER FOR MONTHS.
JERRY CAN BE RACIST, AND THIS IS ONE EXAMPLE OF THAT.
JESUS CHRIST. YOU HATE MUSLIMS SO MUCH, YOU CAN’T EVEN SEE WHEN SOMEONE ELSE IS BEING A BIGOT.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:34 pm
hey jason! where’s my “hello”?
btw, i saw that you’ve been posting on LL since the beginning. i guess you’re a long time Colmes fan.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:34 pm
Hello Cheryl Carroll…didn’t mean to diss you.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:35 pm
i was going back through the old posts, and saw your old comments.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:36 pm
no worries. i just got used to you giving me a shout out when you came through on the live thread. :0)
July 21st, 2008 at 10:37 pm
Cheryl, we’re Colmes fans all the way.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:38 pm
Rc…”Well, if James Dobson isn’t a nutjob I apologize, but then I just have to ask how did he become a “well-known Christian”?”
Well RC, there are no qualifications required for anyone to call themselves a preacher, pastor, nor a christian, any person in America call call themselves a preacher, pastor, or christian, it doesn’t matter if they can read or if they are blind or have any education.”
This is the problem with people in America, they are stupid enough to believe a preacher or pastor has some kind of special calling, just like Geo Bush.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:38 pm
yo frank!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:40 pm
frank, that’s not 100% fair… it all depends on your spirituality. many Christians feel that you receive a calling to become a pastor, and I’m sure that’s how it works in other religions as well.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:43 pm
Cheryl you could be the biggest emotionally-driven liar you like. I dont hate anyone. Not even you.
On the other hand, I have no intention of making excuses for a religion that demands you walk around in a tent if you’re in public. Or that states as a matter of fact that Jews are the descendants of Apes and Pigs. You can defend that if you like.
You Lefties pubicly proclaim and reinforce your hatreds of many people. by name even. You proudly hold onto your hate. In fact you think yourselves so superior when you engage in foreplay with each other trying to out-hate Bush or James Dobson. So be it… sadly the rest of us have gotten used to hearing this hatred years ago.
It seems that hatred lies at the very core of most Lefties because their behavior clearly demostrates they are anything but the things they PRETEND to be about.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:48 pm
“This is the problem with people in America, they are stupid enough to believe a preacher or pastor has some kind of special calling, just like Geo Bush.”
That’s how I feel about the Revs Sharpton and Jackson
July 21st, 2008 at 10:50 pm
oh, Vince is calling in now. Sons of Liberty to perform genocide on all Muslims. yup, sounds just like ‘em.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
Drama on the internets tonight??
July 21st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
> by Cheryl Carroll July 21, 2008 at 10:50 pm
The truth hurts huh?
July 21st, 2008 at 10:51 pm
i didn’t read what you wrote. you’re a hateful asshole, and reading that shit is a waste of my time.
i’ve been nice, i’ve engaged you in debate, and i’m sick of it.
prick.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
hey pooh! thank God you’re here.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:52 pm
what’s up?
July 21st, 2008 at 10:53 pm
shit for brains here believes is stuck in anti-muslim world. and he’s got all the “facts” to back it up.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:54 pm
nothing much. did you see last friday after you disappeared and we were wondering where you were, i said that you got lost in the freezer hunting for ice cream. LOL
July 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
It’s funny you would lie , though totally expected, and say I want a genocide.
I have steadfastly opposed any effort to have our forces leave Iraq prematurely, because the likely consequence of that would be genocide.
That’s another reason I support destroying the government of Iran. to avoid genocide.
No need to be a typical Far-Left clone and start projecting your values onto me, thank you very much.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:55 pm
*insert extreme sarcasm* you know that all those muslims want to kill us right….all of them! They hate our freedom!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:56 pm
Hi Cheryl, Glad you’re here 2 nite!
July 21st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
cheryl an old friend called and i lost track of time last friday…looked up and it was 12:40am Central time and the show had long been over
July 21st, 2008 at 10:57 pm
great. i’m having wireless problems again… oy vey.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:58 pm
shit for brains here believes is stuck in anti-muslim world. and he’s got all the “facts” to back it up.
by Cheryl Carroll July 21, 2008 at 10:54 pm
Which is true.. that’s why you have to resort to all-caps tirades. Even Old-Lefty conceded my facts are correct.
The facts led to me reaching my conclusions, not the other way around. In the past, I thought all of this was nonsense. That’s what people who are interested in Truth do. People who are vested in their uninformed emotions do not care about Truth.. that’s why you lie and slander people you cannot otherwise refute.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:02 pm
Prety cool that 20,000 truckers may show up at the Democratic Convention, although I don’t support drilling unless it’s on land already under lease.
At least the truckers will finally be a force to be reckoned with.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:04 pm
one sec, guys. had to restart the computer, and need to catch on comments made by everyone who’s name isn’t Shithead.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:05 pm
The translation was wrong. Maliki doesn’t know what he’s saying. Bow to your American Warlords…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:06 pm
Mary! glad to have you back! that’s so cool. :0)
i support what the truckers are doing, as well. i love organized protest like that, people rallying together, etc.
Pooh- why on earth would an “old” friend be more important to you than your “new” friends??? jk
July 21st, 2008 at 11:07 pm
hey fury
July 21st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
hey Cheryl waddup!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:08 pm
i think it’s stupid be offended at this ad.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:09 pm
oh stop it cheryl
he actually came back from iraq recently…was one of those gung ho guys going there…now he’s a big supporter of getting out of there…he words were that we have no busineess whatsoever in that part of the world
July 21st, 2008 at 11:10 pm
i was offended when i heard a CLIP of the add on CNN, but not after seeing the entire vid that Alan posted here.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
McCain says Obama is responsible for the high gas prices. HOW EXACTLY IS THAT!!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:11 pm
Christine sounds like a “whiner” to me…hope she gets to meeet Phil Graham!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:12 pm
CHRISTINE IS A DOUCHEBAG! lol
July 21st, 2008 at 11:13 pm
Unbelievable…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
lol, Mary.
Obama is the root of all evil, duh Fury.
pooh, i’m so glad that you’re friend is back safely! thank God.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
Hahaha! “so-called liberals”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
BBFF!!!!!!!!!!
now all we need is for LV to show up
July 21st, 2008 at 11:14 pm
WOW Christine REALLY is a DOUCHEBAG!
All this woman wants to do is make people aware of spaying their animals and this rude idiot has to make it about abortion… these people are SICK!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:16 pm
What the hell was that????? Guess I’m not voting for Christine.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Heyyyyy BBFF! :~D
July 21st, 2008 at 11:17 pm
Cheryl, why are you exploding at Vince? Good grief…I know you are a reasonable person so be nice. You may disagree with him but he’s a reasonable person.
Christine does bring up a good point that PETA puts so much emphasis on preserving ANIMAL life when we will kill HUMAN life in the womb. I’m sorry she got frustrated and left! Alan was being nice I thought.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:18 pm
The Crazy lady hung up!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:18 pm
Vimce is NOT a reasonable person. He’s just a johnny one note Muslim hater. Plain and simple. He made his point. Muslims are the anti-christ. Fine, let him not take one out to lunch. Enough already.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Vinnie Pee is Wise and All-Knowing…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
A vinegar Douchbag! What a rip that this immature person thinks she can run for office!
Oh well, guess George has been her role model…poor child!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
The lady’s just mad because she can’t possibly believe that she could beat Biden.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:20 pm
You Tube is the most poorly run website i’ve ever been to.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
bc as you said, i’m PMS’ing
July 21st, 2008 at 11:21 pm
“You Tube is the most poorly run website i’ve ever been to.”
poor wittle baby….
July 21st, 2008 at 11:23 pm
Yay Cheryl…My Cheryl <3 <3 <3
July 21st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
This is a perfect example of how conserves lose their way by taking themselves so seriously!
Christine needs to run naked down the street and say “I love Alan Colmes!” HA!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
That is just unvelievable, Melissa wants us to adopt and spay animals and she makes it into an abortion issue. These people are INSANE! Alan was incredibly nice and polite to her. Christine was very very rude.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:24 pm
ooh the immature slanders continue. “He’s a hater”..
I’m a hater merely for saying what their religion teaches.
That’s how dumb these people are. I haven’t said one word about individul Muslims.. and yet all these bafoons are like “He hates all Muslims”
Intellectual retards who apparently can’t distinguish criticism of an ideology from critcism of individuals.
Though why stupid lefties claim to be against “haters” when they’re the biggest haters in the country?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Cheryl is a bad-ass!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Hahahaha Mary! I agree 100%!
WAY TO GO CHERYL!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
CHERYL doesn’t shoot a gun, SHE DROPS BOMBS ON THE ARGUMENT! BOOM!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:25 pm
Vince is a perfectly reasonable person. I think the general liberal abortion stance is beyond insanity, so does that mean all liberals are unreasonable?
Just because you vehemently disagree with him doesn’t mean you have to dislike him or he is unreasonable.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
frank- i don’t know if you’re referrign to my call or my response to the muslim bigot and his conservative defender, but i’m sick of both of them. they chose to get nasty, and i’m getting nasty right back.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
So angry not like me lol
July 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
“Vinnie Pee is Wise and All-Knowing…”
But thanks to Cheryl, he’s now about 6-inches shorter than he used to be.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
Now you are namecalling, Vince…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:26 pm
haha
July 21st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
“Vinnie Pee is Wise and All-Knowing…”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
you guys crack me up, lol.
i picked up my cell phone as soon as that chick hung up on alan. that pissed me off. but you know him, he’s going to feel bad about it and prob send her flowers or something.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:27 pm
Oh please flap, Vince is an incredibly hostile person to Muslims and liberals alike. He’s impossible to converse with.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:28 pm
WHATEVA, flap you should’ve been looking at the shit he writes. then you called yourself going off on me when i’ve always defended your ass when everyone else was bitchin’ about conservative comments. therefore, you can BOTH FUCK OFF and i’m not reading your comments, and i DON’T CARE WHAT YOU THINK OF IT.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:28 pm
You told flap to fuck off, it got deleted :-(
July 21st, 2008 at 11:28 pm
Epiphany, I think liberals are INSANE for thinking post-viability late-term abortion is anything other than cold-blooded murder. So what?
Alan was actually nice to Christine I thought. And the PETA ad I don’t necessarily think is so bad.
But I would say that PETA’s goal is for animals to somehow “rule themselves” and we wouldn’t be allowed to eat them.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
The way I see it…teenagers & our furry children have a lot in common!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:29 pm
my point exactly, Epiphany.
SHIT. i know why you like to take vacations from LL, bc dealing with this type of shit is annoying. and having a heated discussion online is not as effective as verbally putting some asshole in their place.
moving on now.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Vinnie Pee is a big stupid poopy head and so is flap…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Wow!! See what happans when I dont show up, you people start tearing each other apart.
I kid!
Be nice.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
it got deleted? LOL. heh.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
Cheryl, you’ve changed…good grief. Are you now all about personal attacks?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:30 pm
poopy head!! lol
July 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
I’ve been deleted lots of times hahaha
July 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Fury, you’re a hater. You’ve said some of the vilest things I’ve read on here. You really have to room to say anything.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
i see that you wrote my name so you’re apparently directing another comment towards me. i guess you didn’t understand the whole “fuck off” bit.
leave me alone, flap.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:31 pm
Cheryl…don’t try to order me around. I can refer to you directly or indirectly. I really don’t care what you think.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
dave, where have you been? you missed the cat fight. the conservative lady hung up on alan.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Cant we all just get along?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Bet that’ll get deleted…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
Cheryl, Yeah you’re right…Alan will probably send her flowers!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:32 pm
All this anger is making me cry ;(
July 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
That is the level of discourse that I expect to find from you, Fury, so it’s all good.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
Mouse said-
“Vinnie Pee is Wise and All-Knowing…”
But thanks to Cheryl, he’s now about 6-inches shorter than he used to be.
lol, Mouse. glad you stopped in tonight!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:33 pm
pooh, just read your comment. thanks, man.
anyway, how’s your house plant doing?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
Be nice, kids.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I would like to be, but I don’t think I will ever be as nice as Alan Colmes.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I am full of hate, flap
July 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
I told them!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:34 pm
EVERYBODY BE COOL!!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I’m not angry at anyone…I want to get along.
I see people ganging up on someone (Vince) based on the fact that he has a different perspective. He’s someone a “racist” and “evil” because he has a different perspective. It’s aggravating.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm
LetUsAllJoinHandsInPeace @ Kumbaya.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm
Alan is trying to run a respectable joint here…lol
July 21st, 2008 at 11:35 pm
I think Alan should give all of us a SPANKING!
I’M FIRST!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
That’s the thing, Alan- I AM nice. Things just came to a head, that’s all.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
She was wrong Alan. The hell with her. You don’t owe her anything. She’s owes you for getting her name out to the masses when they didn’t know she existed before tonight!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
FeelTheLove @ WarmEmbrace.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
LMAO
the anonymous email poster was actually funny this time.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Alan said to be nice…I actually like you all, even Fury. I do wish some of you would be nicer to right-wingers, however.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
ALWAYS SAVE BONNIE!!! THERE IS NO DEBATE HERE!!!!!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:36 pm
Why don’t you people settle down. Sheesh! lol
July 21st, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Epiphany, you are too much. LOL
July 21st, 2008 at 11:37 pm
SuperHugglesTime @ SnugglyGoodness.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Y’all are brutalizin’ me…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
lol! Alan is messing with this dude!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
A different perspective is fine. It’s all in how you present it. He presents it in a nasty and hostile way. BIG difference.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
Snuggly Goodness….HA LOL
July 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
AnonymousHasAlwaysBeenFunny @ ConcedeToHisWit.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
WHATEVER FLAP I’M ALWAYS NICE TO RIGHT WINGERS, ESPECIALLY YOU! you took vince’s side and didn’t even know what the hell was going on, and that’s why i’m not talking to you anymore. if you wanted to give me constructive criticism that would have been fine, but you instead chose to be a JERK.
i don’t want to talk about this anymore. wasting my damned time.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:38 pm
At least I haven’t made the peta joke about tasty meat. Give me some credit.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:39 pm
i think it’s so funny that pooh likes the ’snuggly goodness’ bit, bc he’s such a sweetheart. even when i was getting into it with those 2 just now, i was like, i need to stop bc this is probably overwhelming for pooh.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Obama’s trip sure is working out good. haha Time Horizon no timetable haha
July 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Alan just said that he would save this guy, only if he had a rating book! Classic!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
But Christine did forfeit the debate when she hung up! If she wants to run for Senate she better develop a very thick. I remember her debates with Bill Maher when she was on Politically Incorrect a few years ago. I thought she always did pretty well.
BABY IN THE WOMB, ALAN!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
i think the anonymous poster is Fury.
what do you guys think about Obama in Iraq and Afghanistan?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:40 pm
Don’t let the nice name fool you Cheryl…I can get irate on the issues at the drop of a hat. Just trying to be a control rod tonight.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Ilikebigbutts@Icannot.lie
July 21st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
When the ad becomes the focus, the message gets lost.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
He’s gonna find Bin Laden!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Hey Alan, when is the new site going up???
July 21st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
If John McCain cannot raise his hands above his sholders, how can we expect him to defend this country in hand-to-hand combat?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
Fuck.
Waiting to be spanked by Alan…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
thank you “Fury Mix A Lot”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:42 pm
I wonder if John McCain knows that in the Czech Republic they have free health care.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:43 pm
ImNotFury @ ButIAmAFurry.Com
I like to wear raccoon costumes!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:43 pm
Good point, Frank.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:43 pm
LMAO @ Epiphany. she’s going to continue dropping the f-bomb until she gets punished.
frank- not everyone knows this, but the reason McCain can’t raise his arms above his shoulders is bc of the torture he received at POW camp. so that’s not cool to joke about.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:44 pm
Vince’s problem is that his audience is not exactly fully receptive to his right-wing viewpoint since he’s on a liberal site. So I will give you that, Epiphany…perhaps he is too forceful. But the response *seems* to be overdone sometimes. I’m not saying he’s without fault.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
i don’t think you’re a pushover pooh, i can just tell that you’re a nice guy.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
i knew that.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:45 pm
spankmeplease@alan.com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Should we give all POW’s a position in political office?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
To me Obama going to the mideast is a good thing. I don’t think there’s any arch reason for him to go…he should have done it sooner. He was tied up with HRC for a while, though.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:46 pm
it’s not a right-wing perspective, it’s narrow-minded prejudice. he’s painted all muslims as terrorists.
have you ever been to his website?
are you aware of the different kinds of muslims, flap?
do you know what percentage of muslims are actually violent?
do you know the varying interpretations of the Quran that make some jihadists and others peace-keepers?
it’s the same as all the christians and their different denominations. same book, but people read it a different way. there are HUNDREDS,if not thousands, of christian denominations.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:47 pm
PinchAndSpankMe @ ILoveAlanTheMost.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:47 pm
that’s not what i’m saying, frank. i’m just saying that it’s not nice to make fun of something that someone can’t help. he can’t help the fact that he was tortured as a POW.
btw, this is also why i feel that bush shouldn’t be made fun of anymore. i really do believe that he’s just stupid.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Alan is being fiesty agian.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
Christine O’Donnell destroyed you and left because you are a disgusting murderer. More babies die in a single day than have died in the Zionist Jew war in Iraq, you murdering faggot bastard.
PETA is a warped bunch of urban idiots equating animals under our dominion with human beings. Actually I do agree somewhat with you, but not that animals should be treated differently. Some things that you liberals believe pass for people are no better than animals and should be handled accordingly.
But you are diluting your own inferior breeding with your desire to kill yourselves and distort marriage so that communist children no longer appear. This is why Russia has a 75% abortion rate and it will be a good day when they are no longer occupied by the untermenschen slavs.
Barack Obama is nothing but a dog and pony show, he is a Zionist slave to AIPAC and a godless socialist Afro-Leninist. Ralph Nader for president, defeat the Zionist conspiracy and give Palestine to the true inhabitants. Then the true American race and the great people will destroy you communist liberals.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:48 pm
epiphany is the #1 alan colmes fan.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Guess how the Bible arrived to America? Chris. Columbus
July 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
I love the total disingeniousness of people like Cheryl.
As she accurately has noticed, I have major problems with the ideology of Islam. And I speak out about it.
She intreprets this as “hate”… and so she has major problem with me saying what I do.
And how does she express her problem with me.. with vicious name-calling and lies and hate.
So it’s ok for her to express hate at specific individuals, but it’s wrong for me to provide the factual basis for my objection to Islam.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
Wow…boycott Swing Vote? Hell, when was the last time you went to see a Kevin Costner movie?
Sorry I’m bitter. That guy still owes me money for “The Postman.”
July 21st, 2008 at 11:49 pm
David duke the shitbag…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
WatchYourStepSister @ AlanIsMine.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:50 pm
When did he paint all Muslims as terrorists, Cheryl? In fact, I think he even acknowledged there’s a lot of peaceful Muslims. I have been to his website. I know that there are lot of Muslims that are peaceful.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Uh oh…Alan is annoyed…the anger is spreading…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
Get off the radio you snot nosed punk!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
That guy needs more than a”caller clinic.”
He need a full blown training manual.
Great response, Alan!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
That lennonmurdertruth guy called? Alan, this guy called up Dennis Miller and pestered him for a long while…actually a regular caller.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
i don’t like anonymous posters.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:51 pm
The Jerks hang out here! I kid.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:52 pm
I may think abortion is the nexus of the universe…this lennonmurdertruth guy thinks that Stephen King killed John Lennon, and the cover up is somehow important to the future of humanity, apparently. I hope he has a good psychiatrist.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
AwwCherylsMeanToMe @ SeekingPity.Com
July 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
i hope that the lennon-guy stops calling now. the last time he called alan even let him give the url out. this is beyond ridiculous at this point.
i hope the anger doesn’t spread to alan. but i wouldn’t be surprised if he’s a bit frustrated tonight that christine hung up. you know how nice alan is.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
*Cheryl, sorry.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
I think that david duke blogger is just some redneck copy and pasting shit from KKK and Neo Nazi websites.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
i know it’s you furyus
July 21st, 2008 at 11:53 pm
whateva Cheryl
July 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm
I missed most of the last call…what happened?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm
i don’t read the david duke guy’s comments, either.
anyway, how do you guys feel about Obama over in the middle east?
July 21st, 2008 at 11:54 pm
Anonymous @ Anonymous.Anonymous
July 21st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
the lennonmurdertruth.com guy called in again, and alan was actually nice enough to “mentor” him about how inappropriate and annoying his persistent calls in to the show are.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:55 pm
I told you Cheryl, I think he will find Bin Laden over there.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Obama can be anywhere he wants to be. McCain has been there, Bush has been there. It doesn’t matter. Don’t blame him for doing something that everyone else has done.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:56 pm
I agree Dave
July 21st, 2008 at 11:56 pm
My dogs name is Dixie.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:56 pm
ThreeGuesses @ WhoIAm.Com
Will admit if you get it right. Only Counting Cheryl’s guesses.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
I love that Barack has gone to the middle east. Did you see the reception he got from the troops? I found that very moving.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
i know. hannity was going on and on today about how this was just a photo op, obama’s a flip flopper. you know, his usual “i’m scared obama is going to win the election so i have to help the public hate and fear him” type comments.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:57 pm
Cheryl, this trip is better than I could have imagined. Al-Maliki agrees with Obama and the White House says there is a translation problem. Then a Iraqi official said 2010 in english. Cut-n-Run? That bullshit Bush said at the Kenneset? This is a great week for Obama…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
http://www.flickr.com/photos/stilleben/2523418957/sizes/l/
The LennonMurderTruth Scooby Doo van!
July 21st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
FuryUs
July 21st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
no
July 21st, 2008 at 11:58 pm
Right on Epiph…
July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
Cheryl Carroll
July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
one of Alan’s producers.
July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I cant get my Mojo working tonight….
July 21st, 2008 at 11:59 pm
I like Obama.
I also kind of like McCain. But I liked him better before he had the “change of life” and turned to the dark side of the force for 2008. I also thought a lot of Admiral Stockdale (Ross Perot’s running mate in ‘92 with a similar military history to McCain’s).
I also liked the skits SNL did in ‘92 starring their versions of Stockdale (and Perot). “Who am I, where am I, who are you?”
Stockdale (with Alzheimers) was proof that old soldiers should sometimes just fade away instead of sticking around too long and getting pushed. All this “McCain has an edge because Obama didn’t go to Vietnam” stuff is nonsense. Besides, Obama would have been like 5 years old then anyway.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
nope
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
Haha why does he think Stephen King killed Lennon? Nevermind about that.
How does it get to be fro some people that they become obsessed with pretty much just one issue? It’s a little strange.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
Wow flap. Nice find. Maybe because I didn’t grow up with Lennon, but I felt Biggie’s and Selena’s death to be more of a mystery than John Lennon.
NOT SAYING THEY ARE BETTER ARTISTS OR ANYTHING. Just saying.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
Cheryl,I think Obama must make this visit so that he can firmaly establish himself with the images of himself as a peacemaker. There’s nothin’ like tv to accomplish this!
We haven’t had a leader whom the world has respected and welcomed in several years now.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:00 am
RC
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
sorry, wrong on all. oh well
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
Alan Colmes you are a lying Zionist atheist. After the war was over and Baghdad was occupied you claimed “All the Hollywood liberals who were against this war should apologize to the president.”
You fool no one, you another communist judenrat spreading hoaxes about events that never happened to take advantage of the gullible untermenschen. But then thats what you people do isn’t it.
All of you shills on here dismissing me apparently don’t listen to the insanity in his lying voice. God bless the true America.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
Does anyone know what color flag terror alert we are in?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:01 am
Oh my God, I just looked at that pic. That must be the guy. He’s across the street from Central Park in front of John Lennon’s building. Oh geez that is SAD!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
lol, Frank. i don’t know. ask Guilliani.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
btw, this whole argument seems to be jerry’s fault. he made a racist comment, and vince agreed, and it all went downhill. there’s me serious statement. jerry lit the match
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:02 am
Crikey! It’s a free for all.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 am
I am not a huge fan of McCain, but doesn’t Obama lack experience to be commander-in-chief? He’s a smart, capable guy and a great orator. But isn’t lack of experience his biggest weakness outside of his specific political views?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 am
Fuck off Duke!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 am
Zionist athiest? You can’t be both you ignorant shithead…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:03 am
Mary, I totally agree with you. He looked very diplomatic. I loved it.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
The lennonmurdertruth guy must be a schizophrenic…pretty high functioning but schizophrenic. Supposedly he’s had that delusion for many years.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
Frank, I think we are at color cran-grape right now
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:04 am
Hey Epiphany did ya see him make the 3-pointer? ha that was great….
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
someone please tell anonymous that i’m not talking to him/her bc i don’t talk to people who don’t have names.
i’ll bet it’s vinnie pee.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
yeah that Duke shit isnt even coherent.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
David Dukey you’re an, what’s the word?
IDIOT
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
Oh, look!!! The nazi guy is back.
Did “David Duke” bring “suntan” with him tonight?
How did the two of you get along the other night with your “party”? Did you tie a good one on? Lose your minds? NightTrain does that.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
Hey david duke, I just saw your daughter last night out with a Jewish black man. What’s up with that?!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
>anyway, how do you guys feel about Obama over in the middle east?
This is what Andrea Mitchell thinks:
CHRIS MATTHEWS: Andrea, I want to get ethnic a little bit here –
ANDREA MITCHELL: This is message –
MATTHEWS: Yeah, go ahead, please.
MITCHELL: Let me just say something about the message management. He didn’t have reporters with him, he didn’t have a press pool, he didn’t do a press conference while he was on the ground in either Afghanistan or Iraq. What you’re seeing is not reporters brought in. You’re seeing selected pictures taken by the military, questions by the military, and what some would call fake interviews, because they’re not interviews from a journalist. So, there’s a real press issue here. Politically it’s smart as can be. But we’ve not seen a presidential candidate do this, in my recollection, ever before.
MATTHEWS: Let me ask you about access to the troops, Andrea. A lot of African-American faces over there, very happy, delighted faces. Is that a representation of the percentage of servicepeople who are African-American, or did they all choose to join someone they like, apparently? What’s the story?
MITCHELL: I can’t really say that. Being a reporter who was not present in any of those situations, I just cannot report on what was edited out, what was, you know, on the sidelines. That’s my issue. We don’t know what we are seeing.
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That’s the problem with Obama. He’s running an campaign built on David Axlerod speeches and extremely controlled visuals.
He refuses to do any townhalls with McCain and as most people have discovered by now.. when you take his teleprompter away , he speaks at 50 uhs per second.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:05 am
fuscia-chartruese?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
Vinnie Pee? Grow up, Cheryl…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
Pooh- lol. cran-grape terror alert. can you imagine the news anchors saying that?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
But you told me I was only funny once, so my feelings are hurt.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:06 am
moment of silence for our Soldiers…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 am
Cran-grape, that’s cool…lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 am
AlanHonoringWarDead @ GoodManAlan.Com
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 am
I don’t think it was Stephen King. I think it was Ernest Hemingway.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:07 am
Vinnie Pee, you ignorant slut. Was he supposed to have snipers and Apaches escort him? Just because McCain is always babbling and making missteps in front of the camera doesn’t mean Obama has to. Go back to your mosque…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
scrolling chat….sweet!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
I WANT A SCROLLING CHAT DEAL
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:08 am
IBetAlanLikesMe @ AwwPoorMe.Com
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 am
Thats gonna be the shit
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 am
“David Duke”, I’ll bet u are…
If you believe you are representing “true America” that is certainly humorous!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:09 am
It’ll be insanity. lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 am
i think on Mondays we should always have a moment of silence while Alan reads the names of our soldiers who have died. since we’re online it would be a temporary pause on posting comments.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 am
I bet we crash Alans new site, the first nite…lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:10 am
Well, in a way, everybody posting here is representing the true America, don’t you think?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
since internet radio has a delay, that could be a problem.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
that’s sounds like a fun challenge on night one there Frank
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
He better not drop it on FFAF!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
REPRESENT!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
Sure, I be glad to pause..NP
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:11 am
“Vinnie Pee? Grow up, Cheryl…”
i actually felt bad after i wrote that. i prefer to insult someone to their face, in direct reference to whatever we’re discussing.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
LiberalLand is America. The rest are just Canadians.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
Zionism is a conspiracy to dominate the world through theft and deceit and false guilt about ordeal that have never occurred. This is why the New World Order has made it illegal to accuse them of the truth in their socialist occupied territories. Colmes does not believe in God like the rest of the Judenrat, ethnic groups are disassociated with religion. Listen to him, he is a murderer. Some of you may claim to believe in God, but if you accomodate murder of human beings in favor of animals then you are by no means a believer in the true Christ or you would not violate the good Lord’s Law. You are all influenced by the Zionist lies.
I will enjoy watching your ashes fade into the wind after your Zionist masters attack a great nation led by a strong leader who knows the truth about their hoax. Bury your own graves foolish communists, follow the judenrat to your own death. Live long forever true America, the Sons of Liberty will prevail!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
i hope alan allows private chats and an ignore feature, otherwise the room could get flooded
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
I AM AMERICA and So Can You ~ by Stephen Colbert
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
Yeah, I’ve noticed the delay. Everytime I’ve called I’ve been able to listen to my call right after I hang up.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:12 am
btw, this whole argument seems to be jerry’s fault. he made a racist comment, and vince agreed, and it all went downhill. there’s me serious statement. jerry lit the match
by Anonymous July 22, 2008 at 12:02 am
The arugment is Cheryl and Jerry’s fault. Cheryl elt the need to induldge her delicate sensiblities by declaring how offended she was at what Jerry said. All I said was that his comment wasnt racist because Muslims aren’t a race.
Then she launches into her angry black woman tirade about how obsessed I am.. when all I did was make a little one sentence comment.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
I’m with ya Rc and Pooh
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
Stephen Colbert kinda ticks me off but it’s hard not to laugh at his humor…he’s a funny, smart guy.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:13 am
The Iraqi government wants to Cut and Run.
The White House wants to Stay the Course.
Who will win?
Stay tuned….
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
No, I AM AMERICA and so can you!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
RC is here! and Mouse!
nice! i think this is all the regulars, except for LV. and Michael
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
the delay is necessary in these times…trust me…i’m in the tv business and you never know what idiots will do to get on tv or to get a station a fine from the FCC
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
ha ha, i read that shit. i read Stewart’s book as well.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:14 am
Zionism can’t be athiest too, retard…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 am
david duke please calm down and make yourself a nice hot bowl of Jewish chicken soup with matzoh balls. It’ll make you feel better.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 am
Zionist athiest? You can’t be both you ignorant shithead…
by FuRyUs July 22, 2008 at 12:03 am
LOL.. obviously you know nothing about the origins of the “official” Zionist movement and the early history of Israel.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 am
Jerry made some extreme comments, Vince, and you made a comment about a part of it and that set off everything. Be careful who you even partially agree with…lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:15 am
“Hey Barack! Don’t stay out in the sun to(sic) long while you’re over there, you might come back looking like a Muslum !
Barack Hussein Obama !
by jerrysrollin.blogspot.com July 21, 2008 at 6:45 pm”
Do you have a comprehension problem, Vince?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 am
LEAVE CHERYL ALONE PISS BOY!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 am
Oh wait…knock knock. Hey, how ya doing? Looking good. What’s happening? Wazzzzup?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 am
would someone please tell Vince that he wins? shit. whatever needs to be done to make him feel better so that he SHUTS THE HELL UP. for the love of God, man.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:16 am
To David Duke,
The Indians lived here on this land over 10,000 years without a bible god or jesus or church on this soil.
The Indians were human beings, they were not heathen infidels.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
TEACH ME VINNIE PEE! YOUR KNOWLEDGE IS VAST! YOU ARE WISE AND ALL-KNOWING…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
Obama is BLACK! Jerry’s statment was deliberately absurd.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:17 am
ok. i’ll drop this for cheryl. sorry, cheryl.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 am
I think everybody should stop cursing, or E and I will start talking New York at you.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 am
Fury, be nice…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 am
did that motherfucker say i went into an angry black woman tirade?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:18 am
I hope you enjoyed my call Alan, I told you the truth about Obama and the racists in LULAC trying to destroy America. The world has heard me now.
The rest of you either follow God and true America, or line up behind the Zionist to your death.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
Yes Cheryl he’s a small little man…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
*Samuel L. Jackson voice* EVERYBODY BE COOL!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
sheesh is there a full moon tonight?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
who?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:19 am
Hmm…interesting point Vince.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 am
no, thanks Anonymous and Fury. i didn’t have an issue with what you two said just now.
but when you look at the “angry black woman” shit… just further confirms what i’ve said all along. he’s a fucking bigot.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 am
I’m not lining up behind anything. I’m just loading up my guns. Because I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:20 am
Then she launches into her angry black woman tirade about how obsessed I am.. when all I did was make a little one sentence comment.
by Vince P – Chicago July 22, 2008 at 12:13 am
____________
What the hell…????? Ah I see, got a problem with black women Vince? Well I’m an angry WHITE woman and you are just a sick hostile bigoted jerkoff. How’s that for name calling?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
no, i’m asking who called you that?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:21 am
nvm. i see.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
Vince P
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
To David Duke,
The white man brought over his religion over here, no one asked for the white man to come over with his self-righteous religion.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
Oh, good grief, Cheryl…”angry black woman” automatically means he’s bigoted? Sounds like he was joking.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
I look forward to the live chat. I don’t think “delay” will be any problem.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
and that’s an “interesting point” to you flap? you’re disgusting.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:22 am
OKAY, TIME TO PILE ON VINCE!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 am
Oh a joke. I don’t get it flappy
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 am
Again, good grief, Cheryl…you’re being way too sensitive.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 am
internet radio comes in later than live radio, though both have a delay.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:23 am
anyway, the live chat should let us know sooner, since refreshing should be less necessary
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
Cheryl im me
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:24 am
Way too sensitive about someone singling Cheryl out for being an angry BLACK woman?
Give me a freakin’ break.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
I don’t like piles. Sitting on donut-shaped pillows is too weird.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
mary, i think that we are all anxious for the live chat to get here. i think alan said on the show last friday that we can expect it in august.
epiphan- thanks for that. but i’m going to have to go back to skipping his and flaps comments.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
brb @ imhungry.com
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 am
OBAMA ‘08
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:26 am
“Zionism is a conspiracy to dominate the world through theft and deceit …”
No. That’s the “Free Masons” who wish to dominate the world through theft, deceit … and masonry missionary work. If you’d studied your nazi text book adequately, you’d remember Adolph didn’t like them either.
Or, it might also be the Shriners. Does anyone really know what they’re doing in those miniature cars? And they have to be hiding something under those funny hats.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:27 am
Johnmccain @ surrender.monkey
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Obama = flip-flopper
McCain = poop-flopper
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Vegetable garden LoL. This is classic.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
I can’t put a vegetable together either but I like vegetables. I can also make a salad.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
Obviously the vegetables were affected by the blight.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:28 am
free mason haha it’s the Screen Actors Guild. Beware the SAG…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
I forgot how insensitive it is to say that someone is black. I didn’t mean to offend her … i never got offended when i walked passed the posters for Diary of an Angry Black Woman that were wallpapered on a block-long fence in my old neighborhood that was substantially black.
I take it back , Cheryl is not black. I never should have defamed her like that.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
Who gives a crap if he uses “black.” That means he’s racist? That’s horsecrap. I’m not saying he’s sensitive.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
I can grow vegetables on the sidewalk. My thumb is so green its almost black.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:29 am
the radishes were racist
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 am
I am a vegetable homicide killer.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 am
Tonite crazy because of full moon?
Brings out all the looney tunes!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 am
McCain is a vegetable
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:30 am
People WANT to think you are right-wing evil racist, Vince, and apparently same goes for me.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 am
Its not about he color its that you used a steryotype, “Angry black woman tirade”
Like nobody else ever has an angry tirade but black women, thats why it was hateful.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 am
epiphany- don’t bother responding to either of their comments. they live in some kind of bubble.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:31 am
mary, it’s not normally like this here. the anti-muslim and apparently anti-black asshole has only been coming to LL for a couple of weeks, and he’s been pissing everyone off since his arrival.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:32 am
Hey Epiph you still there?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Hi Alan, we love ya pal.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Did I ever tell the story about how Junior Johnson got his start racing by running moonshine?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Yes, Cheryl, Vince and I live in a bubble.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Oh please once again, if you differ with someone, why make a point to single out their RACE? What the FUCK does that have to do with anything if we’re not talking about race in the first place? How was her race pertinant to the so-called argument?
_____
Vegetables have rights too.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
THANK YOU, DAVE!
i wasn’t going to waste my time explaining it.
but honestly guys, don’t worry about it. b/c now we’re letting them ruin our fun.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:33 am
Moonshine is the best!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
Flap. Vinnie Pee attacks everyone. Fuck him…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
I think so RC, like last Friday Night.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
ImReallyHannity @ ImTheGreatestestAmericanEvers.Com
now you know.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
lol, RC. i love how RC is providing comic relief with his random little comments here. you crack me up, boy.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:34 am
LOLOLOL RC!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 am
yeah rc, you went on and on about that last friday remember? silly lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:35 am
So race cannot be brought up in a conversation or it is automatically racist? I don’t get it.
He was apparently making an allusion to this:
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0422093/
It’s a JOKE. Perhaps in poor taste, but a JOKE.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:36 am
I started it cause I was drunk as hell, damn party liquor!! (Moonshine)
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
Did someone say moonshine?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
do you have a family RC? i can imagine you with a wife and a house full of children, with arguments all around you and you making random comments.
“dad, she’s spending too much time in the bathroom”
“okay. did i ever tell you guys about the fall of the roman empire?”
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
Its resting easy in my freezer, awaiting the chat room.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:37 am
There is no rage that can withstand the awesome power of a chuckle.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Oh yeah, I remember Dave…lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 am
flap I don’t give a damn if it’s a joke. It’s offensive to use a racist phrase like “angry black woman tirade”. It’s sickening to me.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 am
‘mouse, are you the anonymouse poster?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:38 am
Anonymous, Are you having an identity crisis?
Cheryl, It sure is a different atmosphere here than on Friday.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
Someone tell Cheryl that I will start referring to her in the 3rd person to see if she ever responds to me… :D
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
You guys have drove me to smoke this joint…. ;)
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
I’m outta here…
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
Hey, this is a Scorpio typing here. And speaking of Rome, did you know that the name of the Emperor Caligula translates roughly into “little boot”?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
i meant the anonymos poster. you’re obviously the anonymouse poster.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:39 am
In a hundred years, there will be no more trees and everyone will have to revert to canibalism, because of animal and food shortage, example – Easter Island
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
Dave you tease!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:40 am
IfCherylSaysSheLikesMe @ IllAdmitWhoIAm.Com
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Not me Frank, I got a 200 acre farm way out in the sticks. I will patrol that place with a truck mounted 50 cal.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
what the hell is this?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
god and jesus, who?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Frank, no problem, because PETA put up a million buck prize for anyone who develops artificial meat.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Epiphany, it wasn’t mean spirited. You all may *want* it to be mean-spirited, but it wasn’t.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
Mary- i promise, it’s not normally like this. everyone has just gotten really sick of vince. we typically just joke and talk about alan’s callers.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:41 am
i like you!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 am
See, I’d rather be debating Frank about God but we got stuck on this stuff, dang it.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 am
Good point RC…lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:42 am
Only Cheryl can jokingly use racial phrases, or build on stereotypes that involve whites, or restrict what a white person could say.
right on, dave. play that country music, white boy.
by Cheryl Carroll July 19, 2008 at 1:53 am
If Muslims are all the same, then I will also assume that Christians are all the same and classify you with the crazed, intolerant, violent Christians in America. I also assume that you handle rattle snakes during your church services, and that you support the bombing of abortion clinics and murder or abortion doctors, and that you practice polygamy with underaged children, and that you hate homosexuals and are a member of a Christian White Supremacist group.
Damn- you’re a scary, hateful bastard then! Looks like we need to watch out for YOU.
by Cheryl Carroll July 21, 2008 at 3:19 pm
Teddy Rex was a damned racist. Nothing he said about anyone that doesn’t have lily white skin is reputable.
by Cheryl Carroll July 13, 2008 at 11:08 pm
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
“Jews are not allowed to talk about God.”
I AM AMERICA AND YOU CAN TOO!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
flap, that’s your opinion. Fine and dandy. I found it extremely offensive and that’s MY opinion. You don’t speak for me.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
epiphany, i know that i can’t tell you what to do but you don’t have to respond to them. why be angry with their bullshit and lack of understanding? they don’t impact my daily life, and i’m not going to late them effect the fun that i have with my LL buddies.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:43 am
I hope to meet that guy that called Alan an entertaining moron. He knows the truth about the murdering liar.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
I know you do, Cheryl.
Btw, that prize offer is rather low, I’d think.
As for the Peta ad, it’s not offensive, but I still swear I’ve seen it before.
PS. My email jokes were still funny @ I am deluded.com
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
oops, i posted too late. LOL
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:44 am
vince shut the hell up. You whitey jerk.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
flap, The Bible was brought over here to America by the white man..the Indians were human beings, not heathen infidels.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
Heh, Cheryl called me a jerk. Do I look upset?
Hey, how did that webcam get in here?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
Vince, I guess it’s a mistake to be a right-winger commenting on a liberal blog…your views are not tolerated and you eventually become molded into a racist, extremist, or a combination of the two.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
I’m only participating periodically, btw. Not going to be daily. No hard feelings, Alan.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
WFG!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
WFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:45 am
Dont use things Cheryl said to me to prove your point.
I wasnt offended by it, because I do play country music sometimes and love it. Just like I love blues and Jazz.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 am
flap: they’re humorless. and employ a very obvious double standard.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 am
Me Fury? Indeed! Aghast I am.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:46 am
we need a nickname for ourselves. LiberalLanders or something.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
you know that the night has started when WFG arrives
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
LOL we had the same reaction! Hey WFG good to see ya!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
Well, probably part of the problem here is that vocal inflections don’t translate well when typed.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
Flap: it’s ok for them to be outright hateful, but they think it’s wrong for other people they perceive to be hateful.
They could be the very thing they pretend to be against.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:47 am
WHATEVER, RC and Dave!!! when did i call you guys mean names?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
WFG!!!!!!!!!!!! you’re here!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
“… ‘mouse, are you the anonymouse poster? …”
No. I’m only “anonymouse”. I’m far too lazy to type a different name in the little box. But now that you mention it, I could have a good time posing as “David Duke” and “suntan”?
Hey, why do all the callers lecturing about the virtues of hunting, guns and Christianity always have a nice, southern drawl?
Oh, I’d bet I already know the answer. Never mind.
I always enjoy the “my god can beat up your god” callers.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
lol, mouse. be nice to the southa-nahs.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
Cheryl I was defending you.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:48 am
Jesus was an Atheist
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 am
Hello.
This site should be called Virginia Land. Just confess that we are legion, Alan.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 am
i know, sorry. i was joking about you an dRC.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:49 am
Kentucky was a part of virginia.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
RDC, when did i call you a jerk?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
Well, I don’t get it, Vince. I don’t get the hatred against your views.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:50 am
You never called me a mean name, cheryl. It was kind of like Don Rickles calling me a chucklhead. Or something like that. LoL.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am
It still is.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am
It makes me mad when people that arnt hillbillies use the term.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am
This whole thread has been about what offends Cheryl. Very narcissistic of her.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:51 am
This site needs emoticons.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 am
Hope you all have a peaceful night. Will check in again soon.
Blessings to ya’ll!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 am
Don Rickles…is he a racist? You could easily come to that conclusion. But he doesn’t do anything in a mean-spirited fashion.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 am
No please no emotes….
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:52 am
Good on Alan for taking on Christine. Whether or not a comparison to abortion could be made, she was avoiding the question. Albeit I don’t recall exactly what the question was, but the main effect, whether by intent or stupidity, of fallacious rebuttals is to avoid the question. It’s more honest to admit to not knowing, understanding, or even not caring.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 am
Crikey! vince is at it again.
no one bother defening me on your own bc his comments piss YOU off.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:53 am
Well the thing about Don Rickles, any time i saw him doing stand-up, is he always ended the show with something sincere, so you know everything he said was just in good fun.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
Emoticons would be cool.
(o_O)
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
I’m always “nice” to southerners.
You realize most of them don’t know “The War” is over, don’t you? Most southerners expect the second coming of Robert E. Lee any day now.
The South shall rise again!! YEEEEHAWWWWWWW!!!!! The War of Northern Agression will not go unanswered!!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
Yeah, emoticons. THen I can do one of me waving to you Dave. :-)
This was me on Friday night… ( * y * )
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:54 am
I like what the Sicilians say about getting pissed off.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Don Rickles is actually a hero of mine…he’s a very genuine, nice, non-racist guy.
But he uses humor that teeters on the line.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
bye mary! it’ll be more tame tomorrow, promise. our previous live threads have never been like this. we can’ tkick anhyone off, so we just have to ignore them.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:55 am
Nitey Mary, sweet dreams
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
LOL E!! It took me a minute to figure it out.
Well Ky was neutral for the first year of the war, then joined the Union. So I aint gonna defend SC or GA.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
Well how you can you take a guy the wrong way when he calls people a “hockey puck”?
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:56 am
I’m a Southerner and I dislike the extreme “Southern pride” stuff. I love the south but I’m an American. WE won the Civil War, meaning the USA, not the CSA.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
I’m defending Hillbillies only tonight.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
LOL, ‘MOUSE
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
Tell Cheryl that I will not ignore her but refer to her lovingly in the 3rd person.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
Yes Ep, Naked!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:57 am
alright….everybody go get a drink and relax…until tomorrow my friends
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 am
LoL, that big ole boobies guy cracks me up.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:58 am
I Lovvvvvvvvvve southern men. Tom Petty is southern.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
TELL CHERYL I LIKE HER STILL EVEN IF SHE HATES ME! Thank you and good night!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
I am fond of Epiphany as well…goodnight.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
Yeah when I travel I get alot of attention at the bar. I’ts pretty cool to be liked because of your manner and accent.
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:59 am
12M: Thank you, and GOOD NIGHT!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 am
Virginia is mid atlantic. We are basically perfect by balance.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:00 am
Well, I don’t get it, Vince. I don’t get the hatred against your views.
by flap July 22, 2008 at 12:50 am
To answer this, I’ll give the floor to Dennis Prager:
Commentators on our country explain our blue-red division in many ways — liberal-conservative; secular-religious; North-South; coasts-heartland; singles-married with children.
I propose one more explanation: the easily offended-the not so easily offended.
With the acknowledgment that there are many individual exceptions, a major defining characteristic of modern-day liberalism is the ease with which liberals take offense personally and/or on behalf of others.
Liberals regularly portray as offended women, African Americans, Jews, American Indians, gays and every other group liberals declare a minority, i.e., any group that votes Democrat — no group that votes Republican, such as Mormons, Cuban Americans and Vietnamese Americans, is considered a “minority.” All other groups are constantly warned that almost anything they say that is not patronizing of those groups is offensive (and therefore subject to litigation).
Having given thousands of lectures across the country and on all seven continents (yes, Antarctica, too) over the past 30 years, I can vouch for the personal-offense element. I am continually astounded at how often members of the audience (usually liberal women) will say they are offended by something I said, when what they really mean is that they don’t agree with me.
It is most unlikely that conservative men or women speak that way — saying, “I am offended” — when they hear liberal speakers.
For one thing, conservatives are so used to being labeled as stupid, bigoted, ignorant, racist, homophobic, sexist, insensitive and intolerant that it is almost impossible to offend them. Moreover, the culture does not allow them to feel offended, since they are not an officially designated minority.
For another, liberal positions are far more emotion-based than reason-based.
To cite but one of many examples, take the widely held liberal slogan “War is not the answer.” It is pure irrationality. War has ended more evil than anything the left has ever thought of. In the last 60 years alone, it ended Nazism and the Holocaust; it saved half of Korea from genocide; it kept Israel from national extinction and a second Holocaust; it saved Finland from becoming a Stalinist totalitarian state; and according to most of the people who put “War is not the answer” stickers on their bumpers, it saved Bosnian Muslims from ethnic cleansing.
The list of irrational, feelings-based liberal positions is almost as long as the list of contemporary liberal positions. The relevant point here is that people who take positions based on feelings will of necessity take disagreement more personally and feel offended more often than others.
Liberals’ claims of being offended themselves or on behalf of a selected group are almost endless.
Liberal Jews and non-Jews claim that “Merry Christmas” offends Jews and other non-Christians. That 90 percent of Americans celebrate Christmas is of no importance to the easily offended.
Liberal blacks and other liberals see racism almost everywhere in America. To cite a typical example, the absence of black musicians in major orchestras has frequently been named as an example of white racism, despite the fact that many orchestras audition musicians behind a curtain. To non-liberals, the reason probably lies in the fact that few black kids learn to play the oboe or viola. And the sad result of liberals taking offense at so much white behavior is that many whites now talk very guardedly and unnaturally to blacks.
Liberal American Indian spokesmen and other liberals regularly tell us how offensive Indian names of sports teams are. The latest polls show that most Indians have no problem with such names, but liberals are still offended on their behalf. To make the point of how offensive the name “Indians” is for the Cleveland baseball team, one liberal caller once asked me, “How would you feel if a team were named ‘Jews’?” I told him that it would be a great day in Jewish history — for 3,000 years, Jews have been looking for fans.
Part of America remains the Land of the Free and Home of the Brave. An almost equally large part is now the Land of the Easily Offended and the Home of the Hypersensitive. Which land we become is a big part of the second American civil war we are fighting.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 am
I never liked Elvis’ music. Does that make me un-American?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 am
what do sicillians say? i don’t know any!
lol, dave. we all defend each other. we circle around each other and go into defend-the-clan mode. but what i really like about the regular group is that we don’t let each other get away with any BS either. it’s not like we all agree with each other
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 am
I live in the southern part of Manhattan.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 am
I notice that the heat is alitte rougher then it is in kentucky. But its the same Mid Atlantic but with the Mnt’s dividing the two.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:01 am
could be that I was in Willamsburg.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 am
“Revenge is a dish best served cold.”
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:02 am
Was Johnny Cash southern? I kind of like some of his stuff.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:03 am
Yeah he was from Arkansas.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
I think our flag is ugly. How unamerican does that make me?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Revenge is best served with a knife
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Damn Commie!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:04 am
Tom Petty is the greatest person that ever lived.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 am
The economy is alot better in Va.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:05 am
I dig Tom Petty alot, but he was from Indiana..
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am
“I hear the train a-coming, it’s coming round the bend, and I ain’t seen the sunshine since I don’t know when…”
How can you not like stuff like that? LoL.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am
I got called a commie on radio.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am
“I shot a man in Reno just to watch him die”
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:06 am
Tom Petty does some good stuff, but sometimes I wish he’d open his mouth and really cut loose.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 am
Tom Petty is from Gainesville Florida. Born Oct. 20, 1950.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 am
i’m having so much trouble with this damned computer. it’s pissing me off.
RC, will you please stop by again tomorrow night? i like when you and mouse are here with us.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:07 am
I missed the first hour&half of the show, gonna listen now.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 am
Born but he came out of Indiana.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 am
damn it, i’m like 3 minutes behind your comments
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:08 am
Heh, you know that Crosby, Stills, etc song Four Dead in Ohio. For most of my life I thought the lyric went, “War-daddy oh-hi-oh.”
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am
RC, have you ever been to a Petty concert? That man is the greatest and lets loose everytime.
DON’T DIS THE PETTY! lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am
He moved. I know some guys in Lousyvill that played with him when he was doing his bar time.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am
florida doesn’t count.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:09 am
[Gotta work tomorrow night, but remember: be happy!]
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 am
You are wrong Dave. He has never lived in Indiana and has no special affiliation with that state.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 am
Only Jacksonville counts.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:10 am
ha ha, you can hear that lady hang up on alan. he was interviewing her, and i guess she didn’t understand that and didn’t like his insistence that she answer the question being asked.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:11 am
Hmmm… I will have to check, I’m by no means an authority on Petty. Dont get me wrong I love him, he’s an American treasure.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 am
h this computer. i’m going to get in bed.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 am
Mike Campbell lead guitarist for the Heartbreakes is from Jacksonville.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:12 am
Night Cheryl.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 am
I thought Florida was a colony of NYC.
[The above comment was a joke. No insult was intended or implied to anyone living or dead. The author of this post accepts no responsibility for readers who suffer a catastrophic failure of humor. This post may be disturbing to sensitive readers. Persons reading this do so at their own risk.]
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 am
Ooh Cheryl sorry. Take care sweetie.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 am
that was supposed to be “i hate” this computer.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 am
I digress.. I have heard alot shit on the road in my day.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:13 am
LOL RC!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 am
Thanks, Big E.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:14 am
I hate that computer too! I am America and so can you!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am
Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers didn’t leave Florida until their 20’s. After that they toured all over the place and in 1974 went and moved to LA.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:15 am
RC, you done it wrong you gotta put the disclaimer first, I read the joke was befuddled then read the disclaimer….. I was robbed!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am
I’m not big. Hahaha!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am
Your right Ep I was talking outta my ass. It happanes.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:16 am
I am Tom Petty’s no.1 fan.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 am
Tom Petty and the Heartbrakers are national treasures and therefore they come from everywhere like ALL TRUE AMERICANS!
[Did I lay it on thick enough? Heh.]
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 am
I see that.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:17 am
That’s ok, I’m sure it’s a nice ass anyway.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 am
Dave, I just IMed my lawyer and it’s not my fault.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 am
What about Bill Monroe? You guys like him?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:18 am
I think we can come to an understanding RC.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
I have a tee shirt that says that. There’s your proof. :)
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
i meant”big” as in status. like sometimes i call alan “big a”. it’s a title of honor.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:19 am
Correction:
[The below comment is a joke. No insult is intended or implied to anyone living or dead. The author of this post accepts no responsibility for readers who suffer a catastrophic failure of humor. This post may be disturbing to sensitive readers. Persons reading this do post so at their own risk.]
Dave, I just IMed my lawyer and it’s not my fault.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
I don’t know enough about Bill Monroe. Only Petty music allowed to played in my house.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
new post. mindless as usual.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:20 am
rc- i’m going to need you to call out of work tomorrow.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 am
He was the Father of Bluegrass music.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 am
Hey, too bad we can’t use signatures on these threads. Disclaimers would be so easy. Even easier than copy and paste.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 am
I want to be addressed as King Epiphany.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:21 am
Right, yes I remember now who Bill Monroe is.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 am
Yeah. Maybe with the chat room we can have profiles.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:22 am
I have always been told that New Yorkers think the rest of the country is a wasteland. Is that true?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 am
Cheryl, rise above the chaff. Be of good cheer. Don’t let the bastards get you down. And if all else fails get Epiphany to curse people out.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:23 am
500
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:24 am
Not unless they’re snotty rich New Yorkers. There are many like that but most do not think that way. There are New Yorkers that probably think that I am a wasteland.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 am
wfg- i’m going to need you to be here tomorrow.
okay, i tried to keep participating but this laptop isn’t getting any faster.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:25 am
My new favorite word is DOUCHEBAG.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am
King? Why not Emperor?
Dave, there are people in New York who think everybody in between the two coasts are hicks. THere are also people in Manhattan who think everybody else, including those living elsewhere in New York, are hicks. So obviously there are jerks living in New York, just like everywhere else.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am
I’ve met alot of New Yorkers they all seemed nice enough.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:26 am
Douchebag is so New York. LoL.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 am
Hell No!! I’ve been using Douchebag for years.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:27 am
That sounded terrible! lol
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:28 am
we’ll see. no promises.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 am
It’s a little like St. Patrick’s Day. You wear something green and that makes you Irish. You say “Yo, douchebag!” and that makes you New York.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 am
Hahahaha RC! You may address me as “Your Most Majestic Majesty…”
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:29 am
I can see that. But I am Scotch-Irish ;)
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:30 am
“That sounded terrible! lol”
Hey, that’s funny LoL.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:30 am
E: how about Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
So how much is it to get a beer in NYC?
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
We have a guy from the south who hangs out at 42nd St and Broadway called “The Naked Cowboy”. He plays guitar in only his white jockey underwear and a cowboy hat and cowboy boots. He has long blonde hair. You can google him for pics.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:31 am
“Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler”
I’m getting tears in my eyes now. Yes you may call me that.
A beer? I don’t know. Maybe 3 or 4 bucks.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 am
Yeah I’ve seen his pic, we dont claim that guy. He’s all yours.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 am
Geez I could swear I saw the Naked Cowboy on some TV news report like ten years ago.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:33 am
Haha he’s an idiot but a nice idiot.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
Most of the places I travel its impossible to get drunk down town, shit is expensive as hell.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
[Standard disclaimer.]
Heh, if you have to ask you’re not a real drinker.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
I saw him on CNN with Jeannie Most a few months ago.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:34 am
I drink too much.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:35 am
Remember I live in the land of Bourbon.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
I don’t hang out in bars anymore. But just a few years ago, a drink like a margarita was $6.00
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
Well let’s put it this way. The NYPD is 40 thousand strong at last count. Don’t get too drunk.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:36 am
The NYPD would think I was funny as hell! I’m a pro, I dont get stupid. Hell I cant get stupid I’ve tried.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
I AM AMERICA AND SO CAN YOU is on right now. I am going to watch him, so take care you guys.
Love and kisses from your Grand High Exalted Mystic Ruler Epiphany.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:37 am
Hehe, oh right. I’m gonna bail too and watch the other exalted one. Night all.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
530th post.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
Yeah. I’m gonna duck out also. Night denizens of LL.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:38 am
rc, that reminds me of a line from a Law & Order: SVU episode.
Stabler basically threatens a guy to cooperate with finding a police officer’s junkie daughter by telling him the 39k strong police will be wanting a piece of him if he doesn’t.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 am
Vince is a DOUCHEBAG!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:39 am
LOL!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 am
LoL. I always remember this ep of COPS I saw one time, WFG. Man with a gun call. Something like 40 cops showed up.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:40 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xBkKwMVD7RA
There’s supposed to be another one today. The responses are funnier than the sarcasm, but still kind of funny. Kerri Howley is great.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:41 am
*sarcasm of greg’s variation on his greg-a-logue.
remember, alan likes red eye, and so should you all.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 am
And I always read that as “Law & Order: SUV”. I just can’t help it.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:42 am
*kerry
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:43 am
schultz is a patriot!
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 am
schulz
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 am
LoL. Later guys.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:44 am
Now, on a serious note. Here haveth I a post on the origin of the phrase “Black Hole.”
http://introspectivebore.wordpress.com/2008/07/11/origin-of-the-term-black-hole/
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:46 am
You did a great job kissing Hannity’s ass tonight, Alan. Another great parade of partisan conservatives and Republicans.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:52 am
later.
July 22nd, 2008 at 1:59 am
Alan, isn’t this a little late? The PETA ad was out a LONG time ago. I had it on my blog like almost a month ago…
July 23rd, 2008 at 3:21 pm