Why Can’t We Be Friends?
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From: Rene
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 6:29 PM
To: Alan
Subject:Alan, why don’t you move to Iran, since you love those radical Muslims who love to kill the Americans. Since started watching Hannity and Who, you were always depending the radical Muslims and those Liberal who were addicted to sex without using protection to prevent getting pregnant. However, when they get pregnant, they could think of a thousand reasons how to kill their unborn child, but not for any moment, they never think whose fault it is. Stop using my tax money to kill the unborn child. For those Americans who doesn’t this country, you are free to move to Iran.
Rene
From: Buck
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 9:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hey Goofball!Okay, looks as if the battle in Iraq is winding down now. You can go and see it for yourself.
Five years of fighting and YOU… MISTER JOURNALIST, didn’t muss one of your quickly dwindling hairs, to travel to the war and report. But that hasn’t kept you fro running your cowardly, America-hating mouth has it? Now what fight will you disparage? Afghanistan? Isn’t THAT where you and your man Obama said we ought to be? Now that THAT’s hot and justified, in your opinion – will you be a REAL reporter and see THAT front for yourself? My guess is a BIG NO. Being a big talker when someone else is buying the right for you to speak is lower than whale shit.
You yellow bastard, you’re not the equal of a pimple on the ass of the newest Private.
“Buck”
CPO, USN (RET)
From: Alan
Sent: Monday, July 14, 2008 10:34 PM
To: Buck
Subject: RE: Hey Goofball!
“Buck”,
My hairs are just fine thank you, but thank you for caring about me sartorially. I’m not a reporter or a journalist; I’m a talk show host, but thank you for elevating me. My mouth says the same thing most Americans are saying about Iraq, so I guess you think most Americans hate my country, the one in which you’d like to have only speech that doesn’t offend you. And, my right to speak was never compromised by Saddam Hussein or Iraq. Interesting that you are familiar enough with whale excrement that you can use it in an analogy. You must have had some interesting experiences. You also seem to be familiar with acne in a certain location. Good luck clearing that up if it’s causing a problem for you. And since you notice the battle in Iraq is winding down, you are clearly an Obama supporter, as he is the candidate who recognizes that and has a plan to deal with that reality.
Best Wishes,
Alan
From: Don
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: Hair!!!Hey Alan,
Please comb your own hair. The makeup people are making you look like “Denny Dimwit”. Do you remember him from the old comic strip?
No news guy wants to look like a 15 year old wierdo! Or do you?
Thanks for your attention. I enjoy your half (1/3) of the show…
Don
From: STEPHEN
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Feeling dumbDon’t you get tired of ALWAYS being wrong?
From: Paul
Sent: Tuesday, July 15, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are a political hackI am so feed up with the hatred and the distortion of the truth you liberal’s have put before the public. Your hatred for George Bush has done nothing but destroy this country. The office of the Presentency demands a respect, regardless of who is in the office. I do not like George Bush but I respect the office. The enablility of the Democratic party and the Republican party, the Senate and the House, not to deal with the problems that I am faced with, is a joke. I do not agreee with you and your belief’s, but I respect your right to those belief’s. Why do the liberal not respect my right to my thoughts and belief’s. The hell with all of the politician’s and the news media. It is time that the American people take back this country from the distortion of the facts that you project from the air waves.
From: Alan
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 12:03 AM
To: Paul
Subject: RE: You are a political hack
Paul,
First there is no apostrophe in the plural use of the words liberal, belief, or politician. Second, I don’t hate Bush, but I don’t agree with him and don’t think he is a good president. Next, it’s “inability”, not “enability”, but I won’t correct all your grammatical missteps, as my work day is limited to about 16 hours.
How are liberals taking away your right to your thoughts and beliefs? And how are you going to “take back this country”. Take it back from whom? The Republicans and moderate Democrats currently in power?
Alan
From: AW
Sent: Wednesday, July 16, 2008 9:21 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Read this Allen BabyYou are a looney Anti-America and concerning IGNORANCE, YOU WIN ALLEN.
AW
From: dave
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 9:18 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Standing for the TruthAlan, I hope the reason you take the Liberal side of the issues is so the show will be more entertaining with the two hosts representing the Right and Left, ( or Good and Evil).
Michelle Obama meant what she said and this is supported by her being a Follower of Jeremiah Wright for 20 years.
Sean has done a tremendous job in revealing the Truth about the Obamas. Very few people want to take a stand for the Truth, because of their Evil Ties.David
From: Bruce
Sent: Thursday, July 17, 2008 11:17 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 7/17 programColmes, it was indeed a pleasure tonight to hear EVERY guest on the show tell you in precise terms that you truly are stupid. Your defense of a dual use for the Nigger word was truly a classic example of idiocy gone wild! Whoopeecushion Jeremiah the Idiot, and Jesse the Jerk can use it. Why not all of us? Tschuess!
P.S. And Rove shot you in the butt, when you falsely described B. Hussein Obamanation’s tax plan. I’ve told you before, your research team is a laughable disgrace.
From: Jim
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 7:09 PM
To: Alan
Subject:You have to go after Sean harder than you do. He is making you look like a fool Why do you let him why do you let him say stuff he says without fighting back? Does he have something over on you? You need to be a man.
From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:30 PM
To: Jim
Subject: RE:
Jim,
I’d love to, but he has a picture of me with geese. I do realize that my testosterone level is measured by how verbally aggressive I am. Thank you for letting me know what a man is.
Alan
From: Sally, Bill, George, Sue, Joan, William
Sent: Friday, July 18, 2008 9:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: life and truthMR. COLMES JUST WHEN ARE YOU GOING TO GO KISS OBAMA YOUR HEART IS HARD AND HATEFUL IT IS LIKE STONE WE CAN NOT BELIEVE THAT GOD WOULD PRODUCE A HUMAN BEING LIKE YOU YOU DO YOUR BEST TO TWIST AND CONFUSE ANYONE THAT DOES NOPT AGREE WITH YOU ANYONE THAT IS A McCAIN SUPPORTER YOU GO OUT OF YOUR WAY TO TWIST AND TURN EVERY WORD THEY SAY TO MEAN SOMETHING OTHER THAN WHAT THEY MEAN SOME DAY WE HOPE THAT SOMEONE REALLY GETS UPSET AND SMACKS YOU ACROSS YOUR FACE AND DISARANGE IT YOU ARE SO FULL OF HATE AND BEING SORRY…HOW COME YOU WANT TO BELIEVE THAT OBAMA IS A CHRISTIAN …HE HAS EVEN MADE SOEM OUT OF LINE REMARKS TO WHITE FEMALES AT SOME OF HIS SPEECHS HE HAS KISSED THEM HUGGED THEM AND PUT HIS HANDS WHERE HE SHOULD NOT HAVE SOME DAY A MAN IS GOING TO PUT HIM IN HIS PLACE BY TRYING THIS WITH HIS WHITE WIFE .HE HAS EVEN BEEN GETTING MONEY UNDER THE TABLE FROM THE TERROIST YEP HE HAS THE TERROIST GIVE THE MONEY TO NOT SO WELL TO DO BLACKS IN SMALL AMOUNTS AND THEY IN TURN SEND IT TO OR GIVE TO OBAMA ELECTION FUND.
SALLY, BILL, GEORGE, SUE, JOAN, WILLIAM AND A FEW MORE A MIX OF BLACK AND WHITE IN LA
From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Sally, Bill, George, Sue, Joan, William
Subject: RE: life and truth
Are you suggesting that when God created me He didn’t know what He was doing? I’m going to tell Him on you and it’s not going to be pretty. You say I am full of hate, and yet you want someone to smack me across and “disarrange” my face?
Please show me where Obama “put his hands where he should not have.” This would be big news. also, please inform me as to which terroirst is giving Obama money.
Thank you. I look forward to becomming better educated.
Alan
From: Jack
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 9:06 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Big AssI saw your Gore interview I’ve never sent you an E-Mail because you are not worth it But this was just too much you should not be on Fox and we will do everything we can to get you off of Fox
Jack
You were very rude
From: Alan
Sent: Saturday, July 19, 2008 3:57 PM
To: Jack
Subject: RE: Big Ass
And I shouldn’t be on Fox because you don’t agree with me? Because only views you condone should be represented?









How can anyone in their right mind equate a god in the same sentence with Geo. Bush?
Besides if you’re all so against abortion, wouldn’t it be better for the babies to be killed now and go on to be with your imaginary god, instead of taking a chance of growing up later on and then taking a chance on facing a eternal judgement into a hell fire?
Since this is the nonsense that you’ve all been taught to believe?
You bunch of hypocrite christian zealot bigots.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:10 am
Allan Comb’s: where’s thi’s “geese” picture of your’s that Sean ha’s?
Sheesh, I would be ashamed to be a retired military guy and sending such hateful mail.
I guess most of these folk are sending stuff via free e-mail accounts, but if they sent hatemail from work (if you were mean and you had the time) you could probably get them in trouble.
Working 16 hours a day…I couldn’t tell if you were being facetious or not. Of course, I don’t feel sorry for you considering what you probably earn. Not that you don’t deserve all your success… :)
July 21st, 2008 at 1:17 am
Frank, you’re the hypocrite…trying to imply that things are wrong based on…what?
Nihilism, my atheist friend. Quit trying to accuse Christians of hypocrisy/immorality when neither morality nor immorality can even logically EXIST in your distorted worldview.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:22 am
up early, huh, alan?
July 21st, 2008 at 1:26 am
I have a new term for “wireless internet connection”- “scary, unreliable signal floating in the sky that only makes a connection when it wants to”.
The fact that Alan is going to “tell God” on that woman is HILARIOUS. HILARIOUS!
I’m really confused about why that man kept spelling “liberals” and “beliefs” with the apostrophe “s”. It’s actually kind of scary. No joke, folks. I’m totally serious about that.
I couldn’t read the email in all caps. Too much jibber jabber.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:43 am
The hate mail proves one thing for sure:
People do not, or can not, distinguish between editorial content and “news”.
So whether it’s the dimwit spouting off at the corner bar, or the dimwit spouting off on TV, there is no difference. Both carry the same weight as a serious attempt at presenting the news of the day in an objective, unbiased fashion.
And if it caters to our presumptions it must be the truth.
July 21st, 2008 at 1:57 am
I STILL say these people are playing characters, in a little charade.
NOBODY really believes this stuff.
July 21st, 2008 at 7:29 am
Republican operatives? I suspect there’s one blogging here too.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:19 am
flap, I’m not the one indoctrinated into those silly ignorant 2000 year old beliefs, so there’s your confirmation.
Your responce to me tells people more about you than it does about me. So shut ya flap, ya self-rightous jerk.
July 21st, 2008 at 12:12 pm
I thought perhaps the letters used in this post were the answer to the question posted in the headline of the previous post.
July 21st, 2008 at 2:01 pm
Frank, it actually sounds like YOU are bigoted against Christians or anyone who believes in God. Where do you get your morals from? Instead of namecalling, fill me in on how atheistic belief is so superior to theistic belief when you apparently can’t define morality except in a relativistic fashion. Tell me why absolute nonbelief makes sense in a intricately tuned universe.
And it’s spelled r-e-s-p-o-n-s-e. No “c” in response, you heathen! Had to get an ad hominem in there since you called me a jerk.
RC…I’m the secret Republican operative!
July 21st, 2008 at 2:47 pm
Wow! I hope to one day get this much hate mail
All the people here should send a nice e-mail to Alan, then he can put up a blog about how we can all get along.
July 21st, 2008 at 3:45 pm
Time did a huge piece on Mark Twain, pointing out that HE would be way too controversial for cable TV today.
For those who are on the fainting couch over Jeremiah Wright, Twain called the US.. “The United States of Lyncherdom.”
When told by Andrew Carnegie that America is a Christian nation :
Twain answered, “Why, Carnegie,” “so is Hell.”
These right wingers of today would be apoplectic!
July 21st, 2008 at 4:31 pm
flap, did I spell “self-righteous jerk” correct? No complaints there!
I don’t need a 2000 year old book to tell me how to live like you do, I an ethical atheist, not a two faced religious cretin like you. Besides, if you were to ever read the bible, you would find that the god that you pretend to worship is the biggest murderer that ever lived. Which in it’s own right makes it totally untrue.
You’re so ignorant, you do not even know what an atheist is, you are an athiest yourself, if you do not believe in Zeus, Mirthra, Thor, and thousands of other man made gods, you are in fact an atheist to those gods. Study thyself to be approved.
July 21st, 2008 at 10:24 pm
From what I’ve saw so far…most of them believing Sean and Fox and can’t spell worth shit! That’s the main crowd watching Fake News and believing that crap Sean, Bill and others call News! You got to be so uneducated to get this shit and think it’s the gospel truth!
To think some rednecks believe that Obama is Muslim!!!
Man, my coffee almost choked me this morning as I read this stuff!!! How can you have so many people that ignorant, unreal!!!
TC
Thank God I’m Canadian!!!
July 22nd, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Frank in Jonestown,
Has the Lord done something to you? If not then why so much hate towards Him? Many have chosen to accept Him because the gain far outweighs the risk. Remember, the “free will” you exersize in your life concerning Him is from Him.
July 23rd, 2008 at 5:31 pm