Just Gimme A Little Sign

July 23rd, 2008, 12:54 PM EDT

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From: OF
Sent: Saturday, July 12, 2008 12:16 AM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

How did you ever get on TV or radio? Other than you must have a great agent. Your such an ass.

From: Alan
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 1:27 PM
To: OF
Subject: re: For Alan

As I’ve said in the past, it was the pictures with the geese.

From: Lynn
Sent: Monday, July 21, 2008 9:35 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Program

Alan,

How much longer are you going to persist on Fox News? You are the biggest joke on television. You have more biases than anyone I know. I think you rival Nancy Pelosi who comes from San Francisco, so we can at least appreciate why she is the way she is.

Hang it up buddy.

From: VE
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 12:57 PM
To: Alan
Subject: disgusting

you are T H E M O S T disgusting, ill-informed idiot on television today!!

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 5:48 PM
To: VE
Subject: RE: disgusting

Thank you. It is good to be number one at something.

From: jeffrey
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:58 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Wacko

Alan, you are a liberal, commie jack-ass and ANTI-AMERICAN. Go hide under you bed and let us fight against Muslim extremists. If we lose, you can learn Arabic.

Jeffrey

From: Jeff
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

Mr. Colmes:
It is 6:05 PM here in California and I just walked out on Hannity & Colmes. Why? Because you began to speak. I can’t stand you or your voice. You are the rudest person on TV. You constantly interrupt your guests, talk over your guests and heckle them with snide comments. That behavior is more suited for a teenage jerk looking for attention, not a person who wants to be taken seriously. You were even chastised last night by both Dick Morris and your co-host. Do you actually believe that is entertainment? It is not. Do you actually believe that is incisive reporting? It is not. Do you actually believe it is a creative way to informing your audience? It is not.
But, you have reached a milestone in your career; you have become more obnoxious than Keith Olbermann and that is no small feat. Though I am not a liberal, the liberal point of view needs a more scholarly, intellectual presentation than you are capable of giving it. You are a joke. You could be replaced by a small rock and the liberal cause would be better represented. A solution… replace you with Bob Beckel.
I will continue to watch H&C, but when you speak, I will turn the volume down.
Do us all a favor GO AWAY.
Sincerely,
Jeff

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 11:33 PM
To: Jeff
Subject: RE: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

Hi Jeff,

I’m sorry. I wasn’t listening. Did you say something?

Alan

From: Jeff
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 2:40 AM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

Alan, that is one of your many personality flaws. You are too arrogant to listen and try to improve.
Jeff

From: JERRY
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:12 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You

Read the book of Revelation. Your candidate is in it, and he is the bad guy. You are like all your ilk, though; you do not believe in either God or fair play. You prove it each time you open your mouth. Fair and balanced my eye!

From: Levi
Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: YOU’VE SUCCEEDED.

I ALWAYS THOUGHT JEWS WERE RELATIVELY INTELLIGENT, BUT YOU’VE PROVED THE EXCEPTION.
EVEN MY WIFE, WHO WAS RAISED A DEMOCRAT FINDS YOU DISGUSTING. IF THAT’S WHAT YOU WANT THE AUDIENCE TO THINK ABOUT YOU, THAN CONGRATULATION, YOU’VE SUCCEEDED BEYOND YOUR WILDEST IMAGINATION.
LEVI

From: Ray
Sent: Wednesday, July 23, 2008 11:12 AM
To: Alan
Subject: What do you believe

I watch you on tv and you are a very smug person. I also cant believe that you believe what your are saying, or is it that all left wing people are that smug. Ray

Posted in Hate Mail by Alan

Responses to this post...

  1. I wonder if Jeff, Cecil Jones and John are related.

    Posted by W F G
    July 23rd, 2008 at 12:57 pm

  2. Seems to be a brotherhood.

    Posted by W F G
    July 23rd, 2008 at 1:09 pm

  3. Remember, Twitter stinks.

    Posted by Wise Fat Guru
    July 23rd, 2008 at 1:28 pm

  4. They’re not going with Twitter anymore. Alan said that on the radio a few shows ago.

    I liked the correspondence between Alan and Jeff. Poor Jeff.

    Now Jerry, who is apparently a Conservative, is telling Alan to read the book of Revelation bc his candidate is talked about in the book. I didn’t believe it before, but if even CONSERVATIVE’S are saying that Obama’s the Messiah, then I guess it must be true.

    Posted by Cheryl Carroll
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:10 pm

  5. Ok.

    Posted by W F G
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:20 pm

  6. Both Hannity and Colmes talk over their guests and each other. I like the show but it’s like listening to my kids sometimes and I too have to turn it off. It’s entertainment, nothing else. However I love Dick Morris.

    Posted by Jen
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:24 pm

  7. “Thank you, it’s good to be #1 at something”

    hahaha Alan, I love the way that you respond to these lowlifes!

    Posted by Michael
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:41 pm

  8. @Cheryl

    I really don’t get the point of Twitter anyway.

    Posted by Michael
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:42 pm

  9. BTW, you guys who have custom avatars….how do you do that?

    Posted by Michael
    July 23rd, 2008 at 2:48 pm

  10. Oh, i get it, Obama’s the antiChrist.
    Right, ’cause he couldn’t just be a really great guy.

    Posted by sky
    July 23rd, 2008 at 3:34 pm

  11. >>From: Jeff
    >>Sent: Tuesday, July 22, 2008 9:32 PM
    >>To: Alan
    >>Subject: Alan, Spare us. Get off the air.

    >>Mr. Colmes:
    >>It is 6:05 PM here in California

    Dear Jeff, one of your clocks is off.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    July 23rd, 2008 at 4:00 pm

  12. CheryllCarroll,
    As a conservative I jokingly label him (Messiah) Barack in this fashion because of his blind followers. I believe he’s a Muslim.

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 23rd, 2008 at 4:31 pm

  13. “Read the book of Revelation. Your candidate is in it, and he is the bad guy. You are like all your ilk, though; you do not believe in either God or fair play. You prove it each time you open your mouth. Fair and balanced my eye!”

    …………………………………………..

    “I like your Christ, I do not like your Christians. Your Christians are so unlike your Christ. ”

    Mohandas Gandhi

    Posted by Old Lefty
    July 23rd, 2008 at 4:34 pm

  14. I wonder if Hannity gets hate mail? If he does we would never know, he is not as secure as Alan.

    Posted by Dave from Kentucky
    July 23rd, 2008 at 4:36 pm

  15. “I believe he’s a Muslim.”

    Maybe you’d better inform Sean Hannity. He seems to have an ongoing problem with Obama’s Baptist minister, Jeremiah Wright.

    Posted by TDro
    July 23rd, 2008 at 5:12 pm

  16. TDro,
    I’ll state my opinion one more time. The Quran teaches that infidels (non Muslims) are the enemy. Muslims live by its teachings. Muslims have stated on world news, national news, and print that we are the enemy. I believe Obama is Muslim. What you don’t know stupid, is that Sean disagrees with me. Again, your response wreeks of bias and misinformation. Numbnuts.

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 23rd, 2008 at 6:45 pm

  17. Obama is Muslim. I’m one who believes he’s diguised himself as a Christian to enter the political arena. You believe whatever you want.

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 23rd, 2008 at 6:59 pm

  18. TDro,
    AND, since Muslims declare me, my country, and countrymen to be the enemy, and have threatened me, my country, and countrymen with death, then I guess I am the enemy. Right TDro? Or, is there something about Muslims I may have overlooked?

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 23rd, 2008 at 7:07 pm

  19. I dont believe that Obama is a Muslim, though he was raised as one in Indonesia . And I do believe his true sympathies are influenced by that.

    His Marxist church welcomes Muslims as members. They dont even have to convert. So his “conversion” to Christianity (the racist Marxist mutant of it) didn’t neccesarily come with a remaking of his mind.

    But I view all that as minor.. he is primarily a Marxist above all else.

    Posted by Vince P - Chicago
    July 23rd, 2008 at 7:49 pm

  20. try different email addresses, michael. the address you use in order to leave a comment

    Posted by W F G
    July 23rd, 2008 at 8:43 pm

  21. Apparently you are misinformed and paranoid, Conservative. Your’re hatred of Muslims stems from your intense fear of them. This is not normal.

    I will ignore you and Vincent in future posts because you have nothing of substance to add to the conversation. You hate everyone that doesn’t think like you. And you seem to get immense pleasure from spewing personal attacks instead of facts.

    You are rude and obnoxious and you are beneath me.

    Posted by TDro
    July 23rd, 2008 at 8:45 pm

  22. Stating facts isn’t hate, nitwit. And no one beats the Left in hatred, rudeness or obnoxiousness.

    Go ahead and ignore me. You obviously can’t respond to anything I say unless it involves a personal insult, you certainly haven’t refuted any of the many numerious factual statements I make in order to substantiate my opinions.. so you’re basically useless.

    You see, I have clear reasons for holding my view. My view was reached after years of researching history. The overwhelming weight of the facts of the horrors of Islam demanded I hold onto my contempt for that death cult.

    It’s intellectual retards like you who assume all muslims are the same.. because that is the only way a person can translate my criticism of the religion of Islam and make it out to be hate speech against Muslim individuals.

    That sort of thinking is what the Left does.. maybe that is why you think I am doing that. But I am not.

    Which i said for about a thousand times now… confirming that one attribute the Left shows so well… the absolute pigheaded refusal to actually listen to what other people say.

    Posted by Vince P - Chicago
    July 23rd, 2008 at 8:56 pm

  23. LOL….. why do i drink and get on this stupid computer, listening to these stupid talk shows then get on the website and read all the stupid comments get pissed off, then type in a stupid comment of my own to go along with it……PEOPLE GET A GRIP this is 2008. THE U.S. is going down the toilet with the turds.>. WHY oh WHY cant we compromise and stop splicing each others words and get down to business of the people….OH OH OH I KNOW…. ASK ME!!!!!!

    Because you all think your right>>>> im not gonna pretend to have a clue about WHATS REALLY GOING ON.
    WHY YOU ASK. because i listen to talk radio all day long and here 10 diffrent sides and ways to spin the same story all of which are probably wrong but none ( i repeat) NONE of us have or ever will have all the information needed to make a resonable desission or judgement on much of anything….. All anyone wants to do is argue…….. im a truck driver i turn on my C.B radio and all i here is blacks calling whites crackers and oppressors or whites calling blacks niggers or some other name… when were all out here just trying to make a living. its just the fact that they want to argue with someone and thats the easyest way to start it…… if we are going to solve any problems around this country we have got to come together and find some kind of common ground or its all over

    Posted by kenneth
    July 24th, 2008 at 12:04 am

  24. kenneth: Compromise is desperately needed. The Left is quite admament that it is at war with this country.

    Posted by Vince P - Chicago
    July 24th, 2008 at 12:13 am

  25. I love when Rove is on H & C he makes Alan look & sound even more like an idiot than usual. It is more of a comedy when Rove corrects Alan. At times, I almost feel sorry for him – hahahahaha never! The show would not be the same without Colmes sitting there gurgling try to say something coherent which has never happened to this day.

    Posted by KarlRove4Prez
    July 24th, 2008 at 1:05 am

  26. Kenneth,
    The “common ground” you refer to would be to completely omit the word “nigger” from the english vocabulary. It’s a great, and perfectly logical idea. Unfortunately, a twisted liberal tolerance overrides logic for many within this blog, just read them.

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 24th, 2008 at 11:40 am

  27. Hey Alan, you can tell that Sean is obsessed with Obama and scared of you.

    Posted by ec
    July 24th, 2008 at 6:26 pm

  28. TDro,
    Since you seem to have my hatred “pinned down”. Please TDro, “pin down” Muslim hatred for Israel, America, and the rest of the infidels around the world. I can’t wait to hear the many sympathetic excuses you’ll come up with for them.

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 24th, 2008 at 6:38 pm

  29. TDRo,
    I doubt if there is anything beneath you.

    Posted by The Conservative
    July 24th, 2008 at 6:47 pm

  30. …except you

    Posted by TDro
    July 25th, 2008 at 2:03 pm

  31. LOL, TDro

    Posted by Cheryl Carroll
    July 25th, 2008 at 2:11 pm

  32. OBAMA’s marriage

    A woman, married three times, walked into a bridal shop one day and
    told the sales clerk that she was looking for a wedding gown for her fourth
    wedding.

    ‘Of course, madam,’ replied the sales clerk, ‘exactly what type and
    color are you looking for?’

    The bride to be said: ‘A long frilly white dress with a veil.’

    The sales clerk hesitated a bit, then said, ‘Please don’t take this the
    wrong way, but gowns of that nature are considered more appropriate for
    brides who are being married the first time – for those who are a bit
    more innocent, if you know what I mean ? Perhaps ivory or sky blue would
    be nice?’
    ‘Well,’ replied the customer, a little peeved at the clerk’s
    directness,
    ‘I can assure you that a white gown would be quite appropriate. Believe
    it or not, despite all my marriages, I remain as innocent as a first
    time bride.

    You see, my first husband was so excited about our wedding, he died as
    we were checking into our hotel. My second husband and I got into such
    a terrible fight in the limo on our way to our honeymoon that we had
    that wedding annulled immediately and never spoke to each other again.’

    ‘What about your third husband?’ asked the sales clerk.
    ‘That one was a Democrat named OBAMA,’ said the woman, ‘and every night for four
    years, he just sat on the edge of the bed and told me how good it was
    going to be, but nothing ever happened…’

    Posted by Texas Trail Dog!
    July 25th, 2008 at 10:32 pm

  33. Alan grow a pear. Ask the big question. Why doesn’t the hockey mom grandmother to be sign an executive order banning abortion in Alaska?

    Posted by robin ross
    September 2nd, 2008 at 9:58 am

  34. Dear Alan,

    The liberal media coverage on Sarah Palin has me tied up in knots. Take the same lady, with the same qualifications and credentials, the same five kids and husband, then put a (D) behind her name instead of an (R), and you guys would be praising her from one end to the other. You know it, I know it, the whole country knows it!

    Could all this negative coverage be because she is so strong that all of you good old boys are threatened by her? For once you would be right!

    This coverage is so narrow-minded. The old standard liberal line is that only liberals believe that women can do anything. However, I heard one liberal commentator actually suggest that because she has five kids, she can’t be an effective vice president. If Palin was a Democrat, that issue would have never come up. Maybe you think that only liberal women can do anything.

    Governor Palin is not intimidated by your comments and this silly talk will surely backfire.

    Sincerely,

    Debbie Hankins

    P. S., Say hi to Sean for me. At least he knows how to treat a lady right.

    Posted by Debbie H
    September 5th, 2008 at 11:07 pm