John McCain Nominates His Wife To Be Miss Buffalo Chip
At a biker rally in Sturgis, South Dakota, John McCain thought it would be cute to offer up his wife to become “Miss Buffalo Chip”. Of course, he probably didn’t know that it was a nude beauty contest.
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McCain also referred to the revving of motorcycle engines dependent on foreign oil as “the sound of freedom.”









Technically, there’s only a 70% chance the Harleys are fueled with foreign gasoline. 30% of that gas is freedom loving, all-American fuel.
Coincidently, thanks to the outsourcing of parts, 30% of that “all-American” Harley may be all that’s really all American with 70% of each one’s content possibly being imported?
Also technically, Miss Buffalo Chip isn’t nude. She’s topless. I think Mrs. McCain could place very well in the contest. She’d certainly have my vote. If for no other reason, it’s not everyday you see an attractive multi-millionairess and possible future first lady strutting her stuff and showing off the twin peaks for thousands of tattooed, middle-aged, overweight, drunk, doped up bikers to enjoy.
Mrs. Cindy McCain: Biker Chick.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL LOL
August 5th, 2008 at 6:38 pm
Here’s the closing sentence from the article that Alan links to above:
“Add “Miss Buffalo Chip” to the list of foul things McCain calls his wife — it means “bison shit.””
McCain’s campaign advisers must be as old as he is. How does this stuff keep happening?
August 5th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
I never actually thought Foot-in-Mouth Disease was a real disease. He proves it weekly. Sometimes several times a week…
August 5th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
What about Miss Rocky Mountain Oyster?
August 5th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
The candidate always asks for trouble when he injects his wife into the political circle. Cindy McCain is beautiful and McCain could swap her for just about any biker chick he wants. McCain’s problem is…She might not come back and he’d have to get a real job and a ride home. Cindy McCain doesn’t deserve to be treated like a peice of “Buffalo Dung.” Shame on McCain for not caring or not thinking. A Buffalo Chip is code for dung.
August 5th, 2008 at 6:59 pm
“Add “Miss Buffalo Chip” to the list of foul things McCain calls his wife — it means “bison shit.””
I’m sure McCain doesn’t care. After all, he didn’t marry her, he married her money.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:56 pm
McCain trots out his “trollop c*nt” and offers her up for the topless trash contest. How Presidential of him.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Miss Buffalo Chip refers to the name of the establishment where the contest is held. http://www.buffalochip.com/
But of course I’m sure you Arugula eaters wouldn’t know that since it’s in flyover country.
August 6th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Does this guy McCain ever say anything pleasant about his wife, or women in general?
August 6th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
If Wall Drug was to have a beauty contest, would they call her “Miss Jackalope”?
Or, “Miss Free Icewater”?
The Arugula eaters miss so much real culture by flying over SD.
August 6th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
It is nice to know how much the Sturgis event has “evolved!” Was John McCain aware of what he was doing? Apparently not.
August 6th, 2008 at 10:50 pm
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August 10th, 2008 at 3:49 pm