Reginald Peterson wanted a sandwich with everything on it, but when he got home he realized it didn’t have everything on it. So, Peterson did what any self-respecting person would do. He called 911. Three times in 15 minutes. Peterson was then arrested for making false 911 calls.
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hey jesse speaking of handouts….
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,382881,00.html
sounds like a republican to me…..
Sounds like a typical Democrat, going to the government because they are incapable of dealing with common sense solutions in their own lives. Are you bragging about the kind of America you are dreaming about Alan?
Aren’t there any missing rich white kids to worry about?
Whatever happened to natural selection?
This is the result of people trained from birth to elevate their problems to some “process” within a “program” managed by “policy” rather than pursuing mature solutions.
That’s Progress!
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August 6th, 2008 at 11:45 am
I read about this moron yesterday, but the audio is OH-SO-FUNNY. “I gotta situation here at Subway”. LMAO
He should’ve ordered the $5 footlongs, then he would’ve only wasted $10 instead of $12.
August 6th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Great ad for Subway. Satisfaction guaranteed or we’ll lock you out of the store.
Very professional 911 operator too. “I’m waiting for you to stop yelling at me.” And in some towns and cities, where people get shot and murdered, and have heart attacks, and get hit by cars, she’d be waiting a long time.
August 6th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
In the old days, the stupid used to kill themselves off by running with scissors, blowing themselves up with firecrackers, coloring outside the lines, etc..
Now the government has enacted so many safety laws the stoopid aren’t dying off, they are reproducing.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:26 pm
First operator: I would have her in the office so fast she couldn’t blink. She wasted 9-11 time with this shit.
Second operator: why did she let him speak so long without asking 1 frigging question?
Third operator: she did ok.
I’m glad he was stupid enough to hang around long enough to get arrested. I hope the jail food is more to his liking.
August 6th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
He’ll be getting a footlong now…
August 6th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
“When officers arrived at the restaurant, they tried to calm Peterson and explain why he can’t call 911 to complain about food orders. Those attempts apperently failed and Peterson (pictured above) was arrested on a misdeamenor charge of making false 911 calls.”
But if it was a soccer mom with three kids I wonder how it would have ended.
Jacksonville. Some town.
August 6th, 2008 at 3:30 pm
This is the result of people trained from birth to elevate their problems to some “process” within a “program” managed by “policy” rather than pursuing mature solutions.
That’s Progress!
August 6th, 2008 at 4:03 pm
Whatever happened to natural selection?
August 6th, 2008 at 4:34 pm
Aren’t there any missing rich white kids to worry about?
August 6th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
Sounds like a typical Democrat, going to the government because they are incapable of dealing with common sense solutions in their own lives. Are you bragging about the kind of America you are dreaming about Alan?
August 7th, 2008 at 12:46 am
hey jesse speaking of handouts….
http://www.foxnews.com/story/0,2933,382881,00.html
sounds like a republican to me…..
August 8th, 2008 at 1:23 am