Straight Talk Express Crashes. Literally.
Not only that, it did so while making a right turn. Earlier, when we said the Straight Talk Express was sinking, it was a figure of speech, but if this actual event isn’t a metaphor for John McCain’s candidacy, I don’t know what is.
It tried to make a right turn from the left lane. Now, it would be more metaphorically correct had it made a left turn from the center lane, but still. A minivan was destroyed in the process. See? Move to the right and hurt the litte people.Click here for reuse options!
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