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From: Manny
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 9:30 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Hair Color

Alan where do you get the coloring for your hair ?

It looks like total crap………………

Manny

From: Alan
Sent: Tuesday, August 05, 2008 11:34 PM
To: Manny
Subject: RE: Hair Color

Crayola.

From: Paul
Sent: Aug 5, 2008 1:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject; Liberal
Your a fucking disgrace – and a homosexual fagot!

From: Alan
Sent: August 6, 2008 12:14:17 PM EDT
To: Paul
Subject: Re: Liberal

Paul,

Thank you for clarifying what kind of “fagot” I am. If you’re going to write slurs to complete strangers, at least learn how to spell them properly.
Also it’s “you’re”, not “your”.

Best Wishes,
Alan

From: Paul
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 4:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Re: Liberal

Mr. Colmes,

Sorry for the incorrect spelling, however, I did get “liberal” correct. I should have said “flaming liberal”. You’re ideas concerning the direction that this country should take are so beyond mainstream – they are frightening.

I would be interested in getting your opinion on why we haven’t been attacked once since 9/11. I wonder if the Bush Administration has had anything to do with that success. You stand up for every group and individual that hates this country, and even someone who says “I have never been proud of the country”. If I could ask her one question, I would ask if she was proud of this country on 9/11 and the hero’s we lost.Sure we have problems, and we aren’t perfect, but shame on her and her husband.

I quite frankly don’t know how Sean works with you.

From: Ralph
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 6:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: slime

It’s beyond belief how you interrupt your guests with that sarcastic grin But then again it’s par for some like ,that was raised in a sewer, What a sleazy slime ball you are !!!!

Ralph

From: Steve
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 12:32 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

Hannity is GREAT

UR an ASS

I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR ALL YOUR STUPID LIBERAL PROGRAMS – IF YOU WANT TO PAY FOR THE LOSERS IN LIFE – GO AHEAD – BUT DON’T ASK ME

I DO NOT WANT TO PAY FOR SS & MEDICAL FOR ALL THE ILLEGAL MEXICAN ALIENS EITHER. THEY SHOULD ALL BE SENT HOME (OR EXECUTED).

SEND ALL OF THE LAW BREAKERS HOME – FOR GOOD.

STEVE

From: “Eliza
Date: August 7, 2008 11:54:54 AM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Why?

Dear Alan,

I think you’re spending too much time around electronic equipment and not enough around plants and animals. Take a break if you can. Then take a slow walk somewhere nice.

Love,
God

From: Phil
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Loser

I believe you would defend the democratic nominee, whoever it might be in any year, no matter how bad his proposed policy may be. Talk about blind loyalty. Colmes, you really come across as shallow and weak when trying to defend Obama. I suggest you seriously review some of your TV shows and maybe you’ll realize how foolhardy and nonsensical you appear. Much of the time you are transparant to the extent that it is obvious that even you don’t believe most of the comments you make in supportof Obama. If you were not so sarcastic, I could actually like you.

From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 4:52 PM
To: Phil
Subject: RE: Loser

Phil,

Your accusation that I would support anyone who’s a Democrat simply because I support Obama doesn’t wash.
I actually like Obama and his policies and believe they are better for America than those of John McCain. That’s why I’m supporting him. And I suppose the millions of other Americans who agree with me are also foolhardy and nonsensical.

Alan

From: Phil
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 8:11 AM
To: Alan
Subject: RE: Loser

Yes they are because the news media has created a rock star and most of his supporters are of either his race or of the younger set. By the time someone reaches your age, most will have grown up and matured thereby recognizing that liberal ideology is bad for our country. I do not understand that all of you liberals who have prospered ( and I’m glad for you) have done so due to this country’s capitalistic economic structure; yet support a candidate who wants to move this country toward socialism. Just another indication that most liberals are incapable of rational thought. Have a nice week-end.

From: William
Sent: Wednesday, August 06, 2008 11:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Free loader

Well Alan,

I have heard you state that you could never be a politician, or serve in the military. In other words, you are the typical free loader. You enjoy your blessed life only because of those that have served their country. Even the Peace Corp serves this wonderful country. For a Jew, the most persecuted group of people on the planet, to feel as you do must make your brethren sick. I can think of only one word to describe you. “Smegma”.

Regards,

Bill
LCDR, USN, (retired)

From: JOSH
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 3:26 PM
To: Alan
Subject: some more hate mail for you

Colmes,

Do you have a dog? I imagine that any dog you would have would be a small dog. The kind that is always getting humped by the other dogs. That just sounds like the kind of dog you would have. Poor little guy.

Go get ‘em Bonnie

From: JE
Sent: Thursday, August 07, 2008 10:06 PM
To: Alan
Subject: aNY DAY COLMES IS NOT DEAD OR GONE FROM FOX IS A BLACK MARK ON THAT DAY

From: Robert
Date: August 7, 2008 9:53:47 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Inflate your tires

It is time for you to release the air from your head to inflate your tires. I watched Sean’s show tonight and your argument was purely idiotic. Note that I did not refer you as an idiot. I was being nice. You are just a misguided lib who happens to make millions being a talking head idiot. Have a nice day.

From: Joyce
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 12:31 AM
To: Alan
Subject:

You do, Alan, you HATE America!! I am sick and tired of your sarcasm. You should see the expression on your face and your mouth when you start in defending your party, Obama and other loser Dems. You don’t make any sense at all and you look like a snarly dog, especially your cruel mouth. Someone should let you look at a tape of your mouth! I am a 76 year-old lady, well read, computer savvy, and up to date on politics, and your attitude drives me BANANAS!!!

From: Alan
Sent: Friday, August 08, 2008 11:20 AM
To: Joyce
Subject: RE:

Dear Joyce,

How great that you are 76 and computer-savvy! Please forgive me for defending Democrats and Obama. What the heck was I thinking? Anyway, they won’t let me look at a tape of my mouth. At least, not around meal time. But bananas are good for you, so you’re welcome.

Alan