I Can’t Open Your Eyes
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From: Rob
Date: August 12, 2008 9:45:33 PM EDT
To: Alan
Subject: Abortionalan,it is a real shame since you radicals/marxists believe in murdering/aborting children, that your parents didn’t decide to abort you…Just think we would now have one less left wing loonie that hates America and believes in Karl Marx’s income redistribution to punish those who wish to make something of themselves ,steal their money and give it to the lazy lumps who dont wish to work,want free handouts and want to live on others like leeches. And you think that this is fair??? To punish those who want to better themselves and tax them out of what they worked so hard to earn???? just to give it to the lazy who want a free handout. Since you believe in this maybe we should tax you out of every dollar that you earn and confiscate your home and car for redistribution to some lazy ghetto bum…Would that make you happy??? By the way,you could pay my taxes as well,since you believe in giving out FREE handouts…no doubt you are a total left wing radical jackass!!!
From: Alan
Date: August 14, 2008 11:03:29 AM EDT
To: Rob
Subject: Re: Abortion
You wish I had been aborted. Good to know you’re pro-choice, then.
From: Gene
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 7:42 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your sex slime on McCainI was disappointed that you bought up a 30 year old “alleged” affair of John McCain. You don’t know if the wife stayed true to McCain while he was gone for 5 years in a Prison Camp. You don’t know what problems they had when he came back home. I have seen people not war prisoners come back from war that was so maladjusted that they divorced. Don’t go there again!
Gene
From: Darrell
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:19 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You and NewtYou make your feeble attempt to match your knowledge with Newt’s, you are wasting your time. He has MORE knowledge in his little finger than you have in your ENTIRE STUPID BODY!!!!!!!
Go to the dictionary and find “stupid” or “dumb”. There is YOUR picture for BOTH!!!!!
Darrell
From: Carlton
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:32 PM
To: Alan
Subject: 2008 PoliticsAlan:
I am not sure if your questions and reponses each evening on Hannity and Colmes are just an act or you really believe your own stupid statements; if so you’ve got one messed mind. Only irrational people think like you. Of course you never learn because you never shut your mouth and open your ears long enough to learn anything and therefore you continue to perpetuate inaccurate information even in the face of the facts.
C
From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:36 PM
To: Alan
Subject: New Hair ColorColmes,
You look awesome with your new black tresses. Just like a “spade.” You miserable puke. Tonight, your tone reminded me of Jessie Jackson when he was caught saying “I’d like to cut off his nuts.”
WAKE UP you schmuck!!!
From: Grace
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:37 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Why?I listen to you most every night, and I have yet to hear you say WHY you are a liberal. I’d like to hear you say
I am a liberal because:Some suggestions of things you could say?
because I like the idea of having a military free country with no protection for its citizens (an Obama plan)
because I like taking hard earned money away from people and giving it to people who are not willing (but are able) to work
because I like the idea of socialistic medical facilities
because I want higher taxes (it’s for everyone that he advocates this measure NOT just the wealthiest Americans)
because I think ‘the government’ should pay for people’s houses
because I believe that ‘the government’ should pay everyone’s way through college
because ????
I have no idea why anyone would want to be a liberal, so I have no more suggestions.
Just in case you wondered, I personally am terrified that he will get elected and I will have nothing left of the money that I have
put away for retirement, and I am 70 years old, and will have NO recourse once he takes it all away from me to give to someone else who hasn’t done one thing to earn it, or deserve it.(by the way, I am all for helping people who for whatever reason are unable to work and support themselves…it’s those who refuse to do anything and just wait for handouts.
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:43 PM
To: Grace
Subject: RE: Why?
Yes, Grace, I want the government to take all our money, turn the country over to terrorists and, don’t forget, kill babies even after they’re born. Also I want to help all those pukes who hate to work and want to live on my dime. Thank you for your kind note.
From: Karen
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:38 PM
To: Alan
Subject: A simple requestDear Alan Colmes:
My husband and I are faithful viewers of your program. We thoroughly enjoy your program and appreciate the back and forth banter. However, I have a simple request to make of you: before you go on the air each night, will you please make sure your tie is straight? Perhaps you tie your tie to the left to signify your political position, but not a night goes by that my husband does not comment about how terrible it looks.
Thanks for your help- this small thing may keep me from killing my husband and then becoming a topic of discussion on your show. (lol)Sincerely,
Karen
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:48 PM
To: Karen
Subject: RE: A simple request
Karen,
Actually, my tie is straight. It’s my shirt that’s crooked. As a liberal, I am only for killing of babies in the womb, so I don’t want you to kill your husband. I will do what I can to help.
From: KC
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:49 PM
To: Alan
Subject: “Payback is a bitch”Alan,
I’m not even going to address you “Mr. Colmes”….you are way beneath that title. Your comment to Sean, “Payback is a bitch” is way out of line. Every night you give me more reason to dislike you more and more.
KC
From: LO
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:52 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Pay back’s a Bitch!!Aloha,Alan,
Pay back’s a Bitch!! No your the BITCH.Your passive aggressive.Let’s start a pool on how long your marriage is gonna last.Passive aggressive is bad.
Good luck in court!!
LO
From: ray
Sent: Wednesday, August 13, 2008 9:10 PM
To: Alan
Subject: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrongalan is always wrong, rude, and anti America.
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 3:56 PM
To: Ray
Subject: RE: watch the show so i can show my children the difference between right and wrong
Congratulations on your terrific parenting skills.
Alan
From: Deno
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 1:56 PM
To: Alan
Subject: obamaDear Al; Why don’t you stop sucking obama’s dick for a second and WAKE THE FUCK UP !!!!!!!!!!!!!
From: Don
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 10:01 pm
To: Alan
Subject: YOUThere’s no doubt in my mind that as a growing youngster, young adult and now, you have zero (real) friends. You are the most arrogant and annoying human being I have ever had the displeasure to be exposed to. Thank technology for the mute button. I wish I could cover your face at the
same time.
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 14, 2008 11:32 PM
To: Don
Subject: RE: YOU
Thank technology for the delete button.
From: Gary
Sent: Thu, August 14, 2008 4:52 pm
To: Alan
Subject: Red White and LiberalAlan,
I needed something to read at the beach while in Myrtle Beach a couple weeks ago. Found your book at an outlet mall for $3.99. I lost my earplugs on the beach – wish it had been your book instead.
yours truly,
Gary
P.S. I did get as far as page 166 before the nausea overwhelmed me.
From: Joseph
Sent: Fri, August 15, 2008 9:33 pm
To: Alan
Subject: seanIt is clear to everyone, the only reason you are on fox is because of sean…. doesn’t it bother you that you cant survive w/o him? You are a true liberal, you NEVER answer a question. What a coward! Your radio show is on so late for a reason, It really sucks!! Fairness doctrine, you need
one to hear your views? you should be embarrassed! either you are listened to or not! You are not, hence the late night talk and a fairness doctrine. Lets face it , your so called fans “do not tune in” liberal radio has failed, move on! FAIRNESS DOCTRINE? How about rating doctrines.
You cant make the cut!









Alan,do our troops abroad get to read this blog.
August 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
Honestly, I don’t think your response to Karen was necessary.
August 16th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Well, I interpreted it differently. I didn’t see the letter as hateful, more slightly sarcastic, at worst.
August 16th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Alan truth is with out you being on Hannity’s & Colmes show there would not be a show. . . because if was just Sean bashing Liberals all the time fair minded people would just go over to msnbc and watch Countdown with Kieth Olberman who actually makes sence when he attacks the Right for being egg heads. Keep up the good work and go after more republicans when they come on the show as the hard question that o’riley and Hannity ask to ever democrate. By the way Sean’s a dipshit who doesn’t know jack about young voters!!!
August 16th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
OK, my girlfriend (a Republican) and I (a Democrat) had a small discussion. She says that Alan is rude. I claim he’s a milquetoast. Who’s correct?
August 16th, 2008 at 6:40 pm
I think abortion is funny…
August 16th, 2008 at 6:56 pm
You have to love these haters,they are your biggest fans. The letter about redistibution of tax dollars,has all ready being done by this PRESIDENT,AND CONGRESS.The Homeowners are being bailed out,with tax dollars.Pres.Bush even said it was socialist,he did not want to do it,he had to.Millions will still lose their homes.No Offense to these families but I would not call the upper middle class LAZY,GETTO BUMS.
p.s SEAN SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN PARIOTT,BARACK,BARACK.
August 16th, 2008 at 7:52 pm
WFG great comments on thread about Ng.You Sir. are aGREAT AMERICAN.
August 16th, 2008 at 8:08 pm
Liberalizm ends where communism begins.[in the asshole of man]!
You’re all gonna die muslims!
But; liberals NEED some good ole [religion].
When you’re muslims you’ll wish you were communists! LOL!
Back in the asshole of man!
August 16th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
jerry, the coffee, put it down…
August 16th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Thank you.
August 16th, 2008 at 10:45 pm
Day in the Life of Joe Middle-Class Republican
By John Gray Cincinnati, Ohio
Joe gets up at 6:00am to prepare his morning coffee. He fills his pot full of good clean drinking water because some liberal fought for minimum water quality standards. He takes his daily medication with his first swallow of coffee. His medications are safe to take because some liberal fought to insure their safety and work as advertised.
All but $10.00 of his medications are paid for by his employers medical plan because some liberal union workers fought their employers for paid medical insurance, now Joe gets it too. He prepares his morning breakfast, bacon and eggs this day. Joe’s bacon is safe to eat because some liberal fought for laws to regulate the meat packing industry.
Joe takes his morning shower reaching for his shampoo; His bottle is properly labeled with every ingredient and the amount of its contents because some liberal fought for his right to know what he was putting on his body and how much it contained. Joe dresses, walks outside and takes a deep breath. The air he breathes is clean because some tree hugging liberal fought for laws to stop industries from polluting our air. He walks to the subway station for his government subsidized ride to work; it saves him considerable money in parking and transportation fees. You see, some liberal fought for affordable public transportation, which gives everyone the opportunity to be a contributor.
Joe begins his work day; he has a good job with excellent pay, medicals benefits, retirement, paid holidays and vacation because some liberal union members fought and died for these working standards. Joe’s employer pays these standards because Joe’s employer doesn’t want his employees to call the union. If Joe is hurt on the job or becomes unemployed he’ll get a worker compensation or unemployment check because some liberal didn’t think he should loose his home because of his temporary misfortune.
Its noon time, Joe needs to make a Bank Deposit so he can pay some bills. Joe’s deposit is federally insured by the FSLIC because some liberal wanted to protect Joe’s money from unscrupulous bankers who ruined the banking system before the depression.
Joe has to pay his Fannie Mae underwritten Mortgage and his below market federal student loan because some stupid liberal decided that Joe and the government would be better off if he was educated and earned more money over his life-time.
Joe is home from work, he plans to visit his father this evening at his farm home in the country. He gets in his car for the drive to dads; his car is among the safest in the world because some liberal fought for car safety standards. He arrives at his boyhood home. He was the third generation to live in the house financed by Farmers Home Administration because bankers didn’t want to make rural loans. The house didn’t have electric until some big government liberal stuck his nose where it didn’t belong and demanded rural electrification. (Those rural Republican’s would still be sitting in the dark)
He is happy to see his dad who is now retired. His dad lives on Social Security and his union pension because some liberal made sure he could take care of himself so Joe wouldn’t have to. After his visit with dad he gets back in his car for the ride home.
He turns on a radio talk show, the host’s keeps saying that liberals are bad and conservatives are good. (He doesn’t tell Joe that his beloved Republicans have fought against every protection and benefit Joe enjoys throughout his day) Joe agrees, “We don’t need those big government liberals ruining our lives; after all, I’m a self made man who believes everyone should take care of themselves, just like I have”.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:09 pm
Wow Old Lefty. I wish I lived in Joe’s liberal world cause the liberal world we live in now in 2008 is nothing like that. This liberal world says let’s support all those illegals with your tax dollars, oh and the welfare mom with 17 kids too! I know she’s a crack head, but only the last 15 of her kids are. And that’s ok if you can’t get medical attention because the hospitals are going bankrupt. Oh and this unjustified war we are fighting (ya know after our government attacked and killed over 3,000 of it’s own citizens with fake planes) with hardly any troops because that was the only way a liberal could balance the budget. And don’t expect to see your old parents because you can’t afford the gas to put in that car. And when the mortgage comes due with Fannie and Freddy, that’s ok because your tax dollars will bail out the banks and the homeowners who got the no-doc loans because everyone should have a house, whether you can afford it or not.
I’d go on but I don’t feel like it,,,at least this world isn’t so liberal that I’ve lost my freedom of speech. Yet
August 16th, 2008 at 11:44 pm
My point? It takes more than some liberal minded people to make the rules we live by and how they affect us. So live on in your liberal world while the rest of us live in reality.
August 16th, 2008 at 11:45 pm
Jerry -
You mean the good ole’ religion that you have? No thanks.
August 17th, 2008 at 12:00 am
LV Lives,
I’m sure it’s mutual:
So live on in your CONSERVATIVE world while the rest of us live in reality.
I only say that because conservatives REALLY seem to be so suprised to learn that liberals feel pretty much the same about them:
We haven’t lived in a ‘Liberal’ world since the 80s.
As for those illegals :
There are fors AND agins on BOTH sides…..Liberals who want stronger labor union (with proof of citizenship), who think we should put pressure on Mexico to be more like America, AND corporate conservatives who want cheap labor, and who would like AMerica to be more like Mexico.
I am All for unions and going after employers, but there IS the one nagging question… Are you willing to pay more for American labor?
As for “welfare Queens”
Only 8% of the budget goes to welfare and only one third are on for more than three years. Of those many are handicapped or cannot work due to family illness . Only a small portion are cheaters, but why do you have no problem with the CORPORATE WELFARE QUEENS? Bush dishes out Billions in no bid contracts at cost plus, with NO accountability, and much of the work nerver gets done. They cost us much more.
And we DIDN”T go to war with the people who attacked us on 9/11.
And Fannie and Freddy: It was Laissez-faire deregulation that allowed them to run the business into the ground, now you want to punish the little people who relied on these “experts” to tell them whether or not they could afford a mortgage.
And if we had listened to Jimmy Carter back in the 70s, we could have avoided this energy crisis…unless you don’t believe in good old American ingenuity.
Good Night.
August 17th, 2008 at 12:19 am
I like the way you say “you” to me. My power is in the ballot box. Carter was a frigging idiot who told us to wear sweaters. He made himself look like a worse fool than he was in the position. He may have had good intentions and is probably a very nice man…but again, someone who shouldn’t have had that job.
And I don’t know what publication you get your welfare queens stats from, but the majority of them do not go to work because they could not earn enough to pay for the child care for their 17 children with 14 different daddies. So the 4 oldest go out and gang bang to bring mommy money.
I do not agree with Bush, did not ever vote for him and think his administration is a bunch of idiotic crooks. But the same could be said of Clinton in his 2nd term.
We do not live in a world where Obama and his lets help other countries while we fall apart even more will work. We are at war and the other world super power is flexing his muscles. I’d rather go with the old white haired dude who is more liberal than most conservatives would like. But not as liberal as the baby killer Obama. I’m pro choice and I can’t believe what he approved through his vote!
August 17th, 2008 at 12:06 pm
“I do not agree with Bush, did not ever vote for him and think his administration is a bunch of idiotic crooks. But the same could be said of Clinton in his 2nd term.”
Really! And how many people died because Clinton lied? I can tell you how many people died because Bush lied.
August 17th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
Count them up. Oklahoma City, the first World Trade Building bombing, the Nigerian embassy, the marine base in Nigeria, the USS Cole. I’m sure there are others, but these were the most high profile.
It’s not a democrat, liberal, republican, conservative issue. It’s all about power, which in case you haven’t noticed, we the people don’t have.
August 17th, 2008 at 1:40 pm
I think we would have been better off if we had listened to Carter
You can make fun of his sweaters, but he called for more and more use of alternative energy while moving more and more away from oil.
It wasn’t until the mid twentieth century that conspicuous consumption was seen as a good thing.
That USED to be a conservative value.
From the Washington Post:
The welfare reform of the Clinton era:
Reflecting the new federal mission, welfare rules now:
Require most recipients to work within two years of receiving assistance,
Limit most assistance to five years total, and
Let states establish “family caps” to deny additional benefits to mothers for children born while the mothers are already on public assistance.
While two thirds of welfare recipients are either on assistance only for a short time, or on-and-off, the remaining third have proven impervious to prior attempts to find them lasting work. For some, the problems are concrete and potentially addressable: lack of child care or transportation. For others, notably those who have never held a job, the problems are harder to tackle: poor health or lack of skills, desire or confidence.
Again, it amazes me that conservatives are SO angry about welfare queen cheats who are poor, yet SO accepting of welfare queen cheats who are millionaires.
This “born alive” bill is another phoney stunt designed to pander to the right wing base.
It is ALREADY illegal to kill a baby, (or any patient for that matter),once it is born.
The Illinois version of the bill that Obama opposed was also bundled with other proposals that would have put doctors at risk of prosecution, which led the Illinois State Medical Society to oppose the measure along with Obama.
Illinois State Representative Rosemary Mulligan, a Republican who is supporting John McCain for president, but also worked with Obama back in 2001, described the first Illinois version of the Born Alive legislation as “a very onerous bill,” adding that “I think that the hardcore, hard right conservative Catholics overreach on this one.”
It’s like the so called ban on “partial birth abortion”, when they won’t remove the clause about saving the life of the mother, when they know that’s the only time it is ever done.
But it’s sure a good fundraiser!
August 17th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Then the candidate of change we can believe in should have insisted on a clean bill or just voted present like all the other votes he’s casted.
Welfare, like unemployment, should be time restricted. I thought Clinton came up with some very good bills.
Big business tax breaks should also have time limits. Once they have CREATED jobs and have gotten the business on their feet, then the tax breaks need to stop.
Tell me, aside from more government oversight, what jobs the poor welfare queens have created?
August 17th, 2008 at 1:54 pm
“which in case you haven’t noticed, we the people don’t have.”
How could I have not noticed. This administration pisses on the constitution every chance it gets. We are slowly losing our rights. And I also blame the spineless democrats we have in congress.
August 17th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
“Tell me, aside from more government oversight, what jobs the poor welfare queens have created?”
……………………………….
They don’t create any more jobs than the corporate welfare queens send overseas.
The difference is, the poor welfare queens are still poor while on the government dime, while the corporate welfare queens are richer than God while on thegovernment dime AND have the power to write the legislation.
(see,
David Cay Johnston ( no liberal), Author of FREE LUNCH: HOW THE WEALTHIEST AMERICANS ENRICH THEMSELVES AT GOVERNMENT EXPENSE AND STICK YOU WITH THE BILL)
My point is that while it’s NOT right, I am more comfortable letting a few of these cheaters slip through, while providing a saftey net for those in REAL need, than I am with the Uber rich cheaters, who take their jobs, and their headquarters offshore,while STILL using our infra structure, and seem to be loyal ONLY to a multi national investor class who cheers when an American company moves to Communist/capitalist? China.
August 17th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
It’s so obvious with those first batch of comments, that Americans are addicted to hatred.
August 17th, 2008 at 6:02 pm
It’s no surprise these people can’t understand Alan’s position on abortion; it takes intelligence to reach such conclusions. Legal and rare as Clinton said.
August 17th, 2008 at 8:58 pm
As I read the right wing rants on this blog, a quote from one of the rights favorite convicted felons comes to mind: “In a battle of wits, they’re totally unarmed.” I’ll let them guess who said that, but it wasn’t the traitor to the Constitution, Oliver North -while he was a convicted felon, his cowering behind “use immunity” allowed him to escape the orange jumpsuit he so richly deserved. Nor was it the convicted liar Scooter Libby.
In any event, perhaps, you on the right should take a good hard look at the convicted felons, adulterers and draft dodgers you look up to. Newt? How many times has that “moral” man been married? Didn’t he have his first wife sign the property settlement from her hospital bed where she was suffering from terminal cancer? Or maybe John McCain who cheated on his first wife and married the heiress – now that’s real character for you, a real self made man. Rush Limbaugh, a drug addict who’s on his fourth wife who lived off the goverment dole for a period of time. Ah, yes the heros of the “moral” right. We won’t even mention those who ran away from service to their country, nah, maybe we will – Sean Hannity, Rush Limbaugh, Bill O, Dick Cheney, Paul Wolfowitz, George W. Bush (hiding in the Guard and not showing up doesn’t count as service, sorry),and on and on and on. Chicken hawks all.
But keep following their advice and voting against your own interests. Why look how well the country’s done in the last 8 years, we squandred a projected $5 trillion suprlus, we have an endless war against a country that didn’t attack us, we’ve allowed the Taliban to regain a foothold in Afganistan, we’re in recession, forecolsures are at an all time high, oil prices are through the roof, we’ve lost the moral high ground in world affairs, the dollar is like a third world currency and the Constitution has been destroied. But all is well, cause your right wing handlers tell you it is.
Alan, keep up the good fight, don’t let these grade school drop-outs get you down.
August 19th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Mr Colmes,
You may want to think thru the consequences of a Liberal President:
-The Senate, & White House will be Liberal
-There will be no balance of power bcs Supreme
Court justices who retire will be replaced by Liberals
-This will allow the Freedon of Information Act to be re
enacted & Sean will be silenced leaving the TV show en
tirely on your shoulders. Could you maintain the
audience alone?
October 1st, 2008 at 8:15 am
Mary Dodson,
Are you saying it might be nearly as bad as it was from 2001 – 2007?
It can only improve for a while, THEN the Democrats may get as drunk on power as the Republicans have been, and we will have to reign them in.
October 1st, 2008 at 8:19 am