What Michelle Obama Must Do To Prove Her Patriotism

August 27th, 2008, 4:13 PM EDT


From The Daily Show

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  1. If Michelle strapped on body armor and loaded an M-16 with 5000 rounds and went over to Iraq and slaughtered muslims for months on end with a crucifix around her neck and a Bible under one arm and the stars and stripes painted over her face while singing the national anthem it still wouldn’t be enough for the rightists.

    But, fortunately, the neos are yesterday.

    Posted by RC from Smithtown
    August 27th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
  2. Yep, RC, so yesterday. In fact, so last week…

    Posted by John McKee
    August 27th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
  3. “If Michelle strapped on body armor and loaded an M-16 with 5000 rounds and went over to Iraq and slaughtered muslims for months on end with a crucifix around her neck and a Bible under one arm and the stars and stripes painted over her face while singing the national anthem” … it would certainly get her some good air-time on Pat Robertson’s 700 Club.

    Posted by anonymouse
    August 27th, 2008 at 5:08 pm
  4. Here’s MY Arizona Senator, from a saner time a scant decade ago:

    “I don’t have any respect for the Religious Right. There is no place in this country for practicing religion in politics. That goes for Falwell, Robertson and all the rest of these political preachers. They are a detriment to the country.” — Barry Goldwater.

  5. She must speak her mind and Quit trying to everybodys friend,most of all set an agenda as to what (they) are going to do for the country. The problems have been discused over and over,so far No solutions any candidate republican or Dem. has spoke of that I know of.

    Its time To Put up or Shut up!!!!!!!!!

    Posted by Mr. sardonicus
    August 27th, 2008 at 7:53 pm
  6. Barry Goldwater: “liberal panty-waist”?

    Posted by anonymouse
    August 27th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
  7. What have the Republicans done to prove their patriotism?

    “Patriot: the person who can holler the loudest without knowing what he is hollering about.”

    Mark Twain

  8. She needs to be endorsed by the ghost of James Cagney.

  9. She’s got to shed the Burka she has been wearing and pull down those burlap panties underneath and expose her privates so we can be assured she still has a clitoris. If she has been shorn of that “womanly organ” then we know all to well the fate of young American girls in public schools under her husbands administration.

  10. What can Michele Obama do to prove her patriotism? I SAY DIE A LINGERING, PAINFUL, DEATH of The SUPER AIDS!!!!

  11. I endorse thee, Michelle Obama, future first lady of the United States of America.

    You are a patriot, a Yankee Doodle Dandy.

    Posted by James Cagney
    August 28th, 2008 at 4:57 am
  12. Sun Tan…I think you need to see a doctor. Are you hearing yourself? You have lost it!!

  13. She’s a Yankee Doodle Dandy,
    A Yankee Doodle, do or die;
    A real live sweetheart of her Uncle Sam’s,
    Born on the Fourth of July.

    She’s got a Yankee Doodle sweetheart,
    He’s her Yankee Doodle whirl.
    Yankee Doodle came to London, just to ride the ponies;
    She is the Yankee Doodle girl.

    Posted by James Cagney
    August 28th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
  14. I think someone in her, Michele Obamas’ family yanked on her doodle(clitoris) as her mother sliced it off with a rusty razor blade, This act will be the fate of all “Ameriacn” girls under an Obama administration. I encourage all who are exposed to the new porcelain fixture in public buildings to use that fixture (footbath)for its real purpose, A URINAL, I have, the smiles I receive as I exit said facilities show that either the majority agree with my act or are impressed with my equipment. Either way I have made a statement and encourage all to follow my example. Put that in your urinal(footbath) and soak your heads.