Do Good To Your Enemies, And The Blessed Lord You’ll Surely Please
From: Daryl
Sent: Monday, August 25, 2008 9:20 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Tonight 8/25/08
Alan,
Your mother didn’t dress you very well tonight. That black and gray
striped suit with the short lapel is only a hundred years out of style!
Your taste in clothes and politics is a perfect match.
From: Larry
Sent: Tuesday, August 26, 2008 2:11 PM
To: Alan
Subject: anti-American
I see you on H & C.
I don’t know how Sean can stand you.
I perceive you as a marxist, socialist, communist-thinking man who has an anti-American answer for everything.
I’ve heard you say we are all God’s children……WRONG.
We are God’s creation, but until you are born again by the precious blood of Jesus you are not his child.
You know little about God and salvation………………you know about religion which is totally different.
How can you defend baby-killing and these horrible abortions……………….it’s murder, pure and simple.
If you had a wife and she was pregnant….and your baby was 3 months along, let’s say…..
If the doctors said we can take the baby and save him/her………………you wouldn’t do it??
Your own child………………sure you would…….how do you sleep defending the aclu and
Others that are anti-American?
God loves the sinner, but He hates sin…………abortion is murder, He hates homosexuality, but not the person.
He didn’t make them gay and they weren’t born that way.
Obama is a forerunner of the anti-Christ………………read your Bible and listen to what is being said.
Obama is opening the door for the beast and the 2 false prophets to rise up.
The time is short and I hope you see the Light, before it’s too late.
Thanks again
From: Dan
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 10:02 PM
To: Alan
Subject: You are a peice of ****
Alan,
It’s a good thing we will likely never meet in person…if I ever met you on
the street you’d get your butt kicked.
I heard you call Texas a weak state this evening. By God, if there’s red blood in my body, Texas is the greatest state in this nation! This nation of Texas is the most distinct of any regular state. We even have the right to secede at will. Our flag flys at the same height as the American flag. Our state capitol is taller than the American capitol.
Insult us, and you will get many an enemy, you idiot!
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:14 AM
To: Dan
Subject: RE: You are a peice of ****
Dan,
I didn’t say Texas is a weak state. What I said was that it is weak in terms of the power of the governor. The separation of powers works differently in every state, and I was referring to the relationship between the various branches of government. It’s interesting to note that your way of dealing with a perceived slight is not to try to understand the person on the other side, but rather to threaten to beat him up and then call him names. That is a very good lesson to teach our children, isn’t it?
From: Jessica
Sent: Wednesday, August 27, 2008 11:10 PM
To: Show -Colmes
Subject: I respect you but….
Alan Colmes,
I just want you to know that I respect the fact you are a Democrat but I want you to know that God still loves you. I am a very strong Republican and I believe in pro life. How can you truly be a Christian and vote for Obama that believes in killing Born Alive Babies? I would really like to know? Just think about that.
God still loves you.
Psalm 136:2
Give thanks to the God of gods. His love endures forever.
I really enjoy watching Hannity & Colmes every night! Thank you for your time.
Sincerely,
Jessica
From: Alan
Sent: Thursday, August 28, 2008 2:24 AM
To: Jessica
Subject: RE: I respect you but….
Jessica,
God loves me even though I’m a Democrat? That just shows how wonderful God is. Also, it’s kind of amazing, given how Obama wants to kill babies, that he allowed his two daughters to live, isn’t it?
Alan









Do good to your enemies, and the Blessed Lord surely please? Bill Clinton was not removed from office. George W. Bush was not tried for treason. Condi Rice was not proven to be a traitor. Hollywood profited from the partisan divide on both sides of the isle. Sen. Trent Lott was not removed and he wrote a book. Sen. McCain is running for President. Sen. Lieberman switched “Teams” and is in charge of Homeland Security? Al Gore won a Nobel Peace Prize. Elian Gonzales could be the next King of Cuba. Why has everyone profited from pleasing God, but me? Obama is the nominee now and Oprah’s career is still going. How about someone returning the favor?
August 28th, 2008 at 4:03 am
There was a Chemistry professor in a large college that had some exchange students in the class. One day while the class was in lab the Prof noticed one young man (exchange student) who kept rubbing his back, and stretching as if his back hurt. The professor asked the young man what was the matter. The student told him he had a bullet lodged in his back. He had been shot while fighting communists in his native country who were trying to overthrow his country’s government and install a new communist government.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am
In the midst of his story he looked at the professor asked a strange question. He asked, ” Do you know how to catch wild pigs?” The professor thought it was a joke and asked for the punch line. The young man said this was no joke. “You catch wild pigs by finding a suitable place in the woods and putting corn on th e ground. The pigs find it and begin to come everyday to eat the free corn. When they are used to coming every day, you put a fence down on side of the place where they are used to coming. When they get used to the fence, they begin to eat the corn again and you put up another side of the fence. They get used to that and start to eat again. You continue until you have all four sides of the fence up with a gate in the last side.
August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am
“The pigs, which are used to the free corn, start to come through the gate to eat; you slam the gate on them and catch the whole herd. Suddenly the wild pigs have lost their freedom. They run around and around inside the fence, but they are caught. Soon they go back to eating the free corn. They are so used to it that they have forgotten how to forage in the woods for themselves, so they accept their captivity.”
August 28th, 2008 at 11:00 am
The young man then told the professor that is exactly what he sees happening to America. The government keeps pushing us toward socialism and keeps spreading the free corn out in the form of programs such as supplemental income, tax credit for unearned income, tobacco subsidies, dairy subsidies, payments not to plant crops (CRP), welfare, medicine, drugs, etc. while we continually lose our freedoms-just a little at a time. One should always remember: There is no such thing as a free Lunch! A politician will never provide a service for you cheaper than you can do yourself. If you see all of this wonderful government ‘help’ is a problem confronting the future of democracy in America, you might want to send this on to your friends. If you think the free ride is essential to your way of life then you will probably delete this email, but God help you when the gate slams shut!
August 28th, 2008 at 11:01 am
“A government big enough to give you everything you want, is big enough to take away everything you have”—Thomas Jefferson
August 28th, 2008 at 11:04 am
I imagine there are Texans who are not very loyal Americans.
August 28th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
“I respect the fact you are a Democrat but I want you to know that God still loves you.”
The arrogance of someone who not only presumes to speak for God, but to give an up-to-date report on His inclinations, is just breath-taking.
“I heard you call Texas a weak state this evening.”
People with this much dung in their ears shouldn’t own radios, or mp3 players.
August 28th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
News Flash:
Alan is God!
August 28th, 2008 at 2:43 pm
Alan is God?
holy cow!
I would that make his dog Bonnie, the Holy Dog?
August 28th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Your email always cracks me up Alan. You and Sean keep fighting the good fight.
August 28th, 2008 at 5:50 pm
Alan – important
Please put up a strand to discuss the latest McCain ad in which the unbelievably nasty McCain camp have manipulated an image (accidentally of course) to show Obama standing under the middle four letters of ‘change’ held by a crowd. It reads HANG OBAMA.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_JYm72ZhBQ
August 28th, 2008 at 7:51 pm
Alan,
I have been watching you on H & C for many years on FOXX. I’ve been listening to your radio show on FOXX radio almost every single day. You are quite the spin master for Obama. Last night, You stated that that Obama got a huge six or seven point bounce out of his convention. There is only one poll that reflects a significant bounce after Obama’s convention and historic speech to millions. Most post polls show little if any bounce. This absolutely amazes me! How could thirty-eight million people watch Obama via television and eighty-four thousand plus pack an arena and Obama net such little results? How is this possible? After Obama visited Europe and the war zones, almost every key demographic group showed negative results for Obama. You really think Obama is going to win? I voted democrate for the first time and cast my vote for Hillary Clinton in the recent Indiana primary. I will never forgive the many news anchors on NBC and CNBC for crucifying Hillary! Tim Russert paid the ultimate price. Now, If Keith Oberman would just drop dead… I could finally be happy :) Obama is going to lose this election! It will be the biggest politic upset in U.S. history. Bill & Hillary Cinton will have the last laugh. You too will look like such a fool! I’d love to call your show. But, why bother? You overtalk and never allow your talk-show callers to finish their sentences if their opinion differs from your point of view! Try to be fair and allow callers to speak their mind!
Kent
September 1st, 2008 at 5:42 am
Colmes-you are a pathetic excuse of human tissue for attacking the Palins personal life. You wouldn’t have the courage to say it to her husband’s face, or to their son about to be deployed overseas. You hide behind a woman’s skirt (your own) to make your cruel, inhuman remarks. Since they are too classy to call you out, I will. Anytime, anywhere, you name it. You’re a wimpy, classless, metrosexual worm. And your glasses are ugly too.
September 1st, 2008 at 9:02 am
Alan, why do you allow ideologues like newt gingrich to steamroll you with BS? He kept spouting euphoric praise for Sarah Palin as a hunter, someone who loves to fish and embraces the ethic of the great outdoors. Meaningless claptrap and code – coming from the Newt – for “an ideologue like us.” Yet do you call him on it? Nope. In fact, she hasn’t got an environmental bone in her body, and you haven’t got a spine!
September 3rd, 2008 at 5:59 pm
redneckbilly,
The Biblical scholars in Colorado Springs have uncovered startling evidence that Senator John McCain may be the Antichrist. Their conclusions, while highly controversial, may have a dramatic impact on the 2008 elections, since many Bible-believing Christians have already expressed doubts about McCain’s fealty to Christianity.
“What started us looking at this issue is the fact that Senator McCain has declared his intention to maintain US forces in Iraq for a hundred years,” said David Jenkins, a leading Biblical scholar. “That means that McCain wants to control Babylon for at least a century.” According to many scholars of the Book of Revelation, the Antichrist will try to rebuild the ancient city of Babylon in order to use it as a springboard for an international effort at world domination. Ultimately, the Antichrist will marshal forces from Babylon to spark a showdown with Christian and Jewish-led forces in the battle of Armageddon.
From a God hating, troop hating, America hating, baby killing, terrorist loving north Easterner. that’s what YOUR antichrist calls us.
September 7th, 2008 at 9:42 am
September 8th, 2008 at 7:00 pm
so thomas jefferson would not like us giving welfare to exxon.
September 8th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
Love you Alan.
Do your thing.
September 15th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Frankly I like seeing the Republican having to dumb down there rhetoric to defend the Palin choice. They seem to have a much more concise platform like, “this is outrageous”, and “why I never” and “this is so disrespectful” plus an endless array of other catchy lines that really capture the imagination of the voters.
But I have to give credit where it is due. They showed us you can learn enough domestic and foreign policy 60 days to (potentially) become the president of the United States of America AND the (potential) leader of the free world. (I though experience counted? oh that was last month).
Hey, Rush, Sean, guys, I thought you didn’t believe in affirmative action.
September 16th, 2008 at 12:20 am