Can’t Wait For The “Family Values” Convention
August 29th, 2008, 11:58 PM EDT
From: Burt
Sent: Friday, August 29, 2008 12:27 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Your Prepping for Giuliani’s Keynote Address at GOP Powwow
Dear Alan:
Next week…you might want to consider saying something to this effect to bring [Republicans] down to earth.
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“Values Voters, you have just witnessed an historical event. A thrice-married, former adulterer and a father of two estranged children has just given a keynote address about another former adulterer whose current wife was once “the other woman” and who, as a prospective First Lady and an heiress to an Anheuser-Busch beer fortune, makes her millions on one of the country’s chief sources of substance abuse. That’s certainly one for the books, isn¹t it? “
Burt
Allen,
I listen to you and I am so amazed how you know what people mean and are thinking. All I can figure is you read minds. I must be hell to know your wife is thinking about someone else while your fucking her.
No Respect
Jack Hibbard
PS: Grow some ball girl!!!
August 30th, 2008 at 12:14 am
Absolutely hysterical! You would think James Dobson would be praying for a down-pour next week!
August 30th, 2008 at 1:36 am
At least the Republicans attempt to follow the norms of society unlike those of the Democratic Party who have at their convention “honored” an apparent MURDERER and SEXUAL PREDATOR, Sen. Edward “BIGHEAD TED” Kennedy. The Party that claims to be all inclusive rejects candidates if they refuse to take the pledge of open borders, gay marriage, abortion on demand, tenure for all teachers (even if they sleep with students),social engineering, asset redistribution, anti-military, tree hugging, oil hating, amnesty loving, fag fondling, government knows better then you righteousness. The Republican Party and those who will join its’ swelling ranks have those such as Sen. Harry “I Enrich Myself at the Publics Expense” Reid, Rep. Barney “Cocksucking Fag” Frank, Sen. Hillarious “The Bulldyke” Clitgone, Sen. Chuck (or should I say suck) “the Jew” Schumer et. al. to thank for their flight from what had now become a mirror image of the ’70’s radiacl groups like, the Weathermen, SDS (students for a democratic society, an oxymoron if there ever was one), Black Panthers, the Black Liberation Army and so many other anti- American, anti-military, counter culture groups. There is no mistaking the presence of the members of these aforementioned groups at the Dem. convention in Denver. They have seized control of what was once a moderate party and have radicalized it under the leadership of Howard “Shoot me up with Thorazine Before I Scream” Dean. Many have been abandoned by this “party” and will vote the Republican ticket come Nov. because their former party no longer shares the views of moderation. The Democratic Party if it’s to be believed represents that over fifty percent of our nation is gay, with reasoning there would be fags sucking cock around every corner and the birth rate would plummet, which it hasn’t thanks to all the wetbacks who’ve infiltrated our nation and hidden in the cracks and are now breeding like the cockroaches they are. The Democrats would have us believe that our schools are failing and only teachers and their unions are our salvation. They dispute the fact that the real reason our schools are failing is that with bloated salaries and chronic truancy in the inner cities (ghettos) students never appear in class and that teachers fail to report these absences so that the funding that is based on attendance will never be reduced thus guarenteeing the teachers next raise. The democrats refuse to admit that the “Nanny State” had created a permanent class of people dependent on the social programs that were developed to allow those who’ve experienced misfortune to rise and once again be self sufficient. The Democrats have themselves created “THE NIGGER” by being apologists for all the ills of the “black” community ie. 78% out-of-wedlock birth rate, the proliferation of black on black crime (I say let them kill each other, as long as they’re shooting and killing their “brothers” they’ll forget about whitey)an illiteracy rate that is skyrocketing as I write this because those in the black community either have “baby daddys” who are in jail, were in jail, or about to go to jail, or are out selling crack or maybe if they’re female turning tricks (like perhaps their candidates mother was in Hawaii). All I have mentioned spells doom for the Democrats hope of winning the “WHITE” HOUSE come Nov. Their candidate, a”NIGGER” if there ever was one is a pathetic joke on the members of his own party, an affirmitive action applicant that neither has the skills nor the experience (unless you call bilking the taxpayer out of his hard earned money)to lead our nation inthese perilous times. The fact that HE IS A MUSLIM and is working around the clock to hide this fact only adds to the desperation of those who control his strings and make this “BLACKFACED” marionette do his booty poppin’ dance. Let;s not forget that Hateful, clenched jawed “beeatch” standing beside him, she the Hater of her own nation actually believes the voters will fall for her carefully choregraphed act. She is as transparent as the lightened facial skin tone given her by the “Hollyweird” make-up artists, her coal black skin is showing thriugh as is her outright disgust and hatred for our great nation. And Alan you cocksucking liberal faggot with that shit sucking know-it-all grin along with raised eyebrow, you think the Republicans have a problem with “Family Values” just where was your candidates father as his mother was “on the stroll”, maybe out collecting his days receipts from his string of ‘hoes.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:30 am
why is everyone ignoring the fact palin’s child was born with downs syndrom from her admitted use of drugs and alcohol? to me this is the most disaterous lack of character and shows how little she cares about her children. yet she still claims to care about the unborn? its obveous she only cares they get born she dont care at all about their health or wellbeing.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:58 am
“Suntan” has just proved why the government has to pour more money into education so that more educated people will procreate and sexual selection will eventually “weed out” dumbasses like himself.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:01 am
Jack Hibbard, you’re being too generous when you allude to the fact that Alans’ wife (or should I say transsexual bride) actually allows him to penetrate her with what is probably a limp noodle. She most likely even if a transsexual, fantasizes about the other sex, “women”, of which her “husband” is almost a member. Who would in all reality allow that limp wristed sissy to put his probably miniscule member anywhere near their private parts? My wife and her friend say just looking at Alan makes them want to puke and they’re astounded that any “woman” would even consider allowing him to sleep along side her, even fully clothed. We’ve come to the conclusion that his wife is his “beard” and legitimizes him in the liberal social circle and that her payoff has nothing to do with orgasms (which she probably attains by herself out of sight of his wretched face)and everything to do with a dollar figure agreed to even before the nuptuials ever took place. I wouldn’t be suprised to learn that Alan was one of the bookstore bathroom Johnnies that former NJ gov. Jim “I Take It In The Mouth & Ass” McGreevy was so fond of. I thought I saw Alan at the end of the Garden State Parkway Service Area parking lot wearing a pink shrt open to the waist and aqua shorts, I should have called the cops. He would have met the same fate as the crank smoking, British fag, that was working for CNN when caught prowling around Central Park mensrooms while under the influence of supposedly gay sex enhancing methampthamine.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:01 am
All you liberals can do is just call names. When the time comes to put your money where your mouth is you’ll have to take a diseased cock from between your lips so that you can clench the next dollar you received for the coming cum shower. I can’t wait until Nov. when working my polling place I get to remove and “process” the cartridges from all six machines that contain the days recorded votes. And you guys thought Al “Asshole” Gore had a hard time in Florida.
August 30th, 2008 at 3:07 am
Thanks to Jim in Tx for proving my statement I made on Fri night about hearing from Lefties something like “SHE’S A CARELESS WHORE.. SHE GAVE BIRTH TO A RETARD.. SHE SHOULD HAVE ABORTED!!”
August 30th, 2008 at 4:28 am
Family values Republicans? Are we talking about Rudy, McCain or Ronald Reagan?
The family values Republicans kind of get all blurry and run together, hard to tell apart.
Let’s see. Rudy is the tranny. McCain is the POW. Reagan passed away several years ago.
That should be enough to keep them straight. Otherwise, peas in a pod.
Thank you.
August 30th, 2008 at 4:37 am
It’s funny how some of you unhinged ones think all Republicans are social conservatives.
August 30th, 2008 at 4:58 am
Jani, only a liberal fascist like yourself would use profanity against someone who doesn’t share your views. When contradicted with facts and put in your place you demand that the person who posts in opposition to you be banned or censored. What a great example of a Democrat, you’re a thug, now go hug a tree, weenie.
August 30th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Sarah Palin is the “Girl Next Door” who looks good not only in jeans and tee or flannel shirts with work boots,but when dressed in an evening gown or cocktail dress makes a stunning woman. She’s a do-able mommy, a milf. Just who does the Democratic Party have to counter this cutie and the beautiful Cindy McCain? Well there’s always that pantsuited dyke in flats, or maybe the coal black skinned, scrawny, saggy assed, America hating wife of their choice for President. She, Michele,who seems forever cursed with that angry clenched jaw (just what is she biting her tongue about?) that probably contains the mouth sized remnants her last “Johns” organ, he that stiffed her on payment for sexual services rendered. I can’t wait for the GOP convention at least on their stage women will be dressed like women not trying to hide their true sexual and religious affiliations like the aforementioned wife of HUSSEIN Obama that leaves her burlap panties and burka at home so that the public remains oblivious to her true religious affiliation. Cindy and Sarah, two prime examples of All-American Girl/Woman beauty.
August 30th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Suntan – your crazy and you have an odd view of beauty.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
Suntan – ok I really will stoop to your level just this once. You think Sarah Palin and Cind McCain are beautiful women?
When I heard that Sarah was a former beauty queen in Alaska, I had to remind myself that there is a really low female population there – I guess that’s the best they had to offer!
And Cindy McCain is an absolutely disguisting looking woman! She looks like some old, plastic surgery / botox obsessed, high priced, fucking hooker!
Oh well, I guess it’s true when they say that “beauty is in the eye of the beholder”. I am sure these women look better to you than your fat-assed, buck-toothed, saggy titted, trailer park, white-trash wife does.
I will apologize in advance to others for my disguisting behavior – but I have had absolutely enough of Suntan’s disguisting behavior and total lack of respect towards anybody! I had to change my name because I am too embarrassed to admit I dropped to his level – just thought perhaps taking the same approach to him might strike a nerve. But I doubt it.
August 30th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
“She’s a do-able mommy, a milf.”
I don’t think there’s much chance you’ll ever have the opportunity to “do her”. Nothing’s impossible, but the odds of a hookup between her and “suntan” seem incredibly remote.
But you can always dream, as you sit alone in your room in your mother’s basement.
August 30th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
LOL, Anonymouse.
August 30th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
Slight change of subject.
Remember when crazy James Dobson “prayed” for it to rain in hopes of cancelling the Democratic National Convention (and also encouraged his fellow Evangelicals to do the same – because you know, nobody has anything more worthy of praying about)? Does anybody else find the irony in the fact that a freaking hurricane is set to slam into this country the week of the Republican National Convention? Based on Dobson’s logic, I think it is safe to assume who’s side God’s on!
August 30th, 2008 at 6:36 pm
Sorry guys and gals I was outside at my beautiful scenic lakefront home on the dock tanning my muscular ass in my thong. Well I may never get to “hook-up” with Sarah Palin but she’s much more palatable to the eyes than that saggy assed beeatch Michele “I Hate Whitey” Obama lest us forget that tree trunked thighed bulldyke Hillarious Clitgone. I’ll be glad to either Sarah Palin or Cindy McCain for the next eight years on my TV. Even my Rottweiler hates the aforementioned Democratic Hags, without any encouragement from me she started barking, growling and lunging toward the TV screen near the end of Slick Willys lat term. Now she has begun the same routine whenever that Bedroom Burka wearing wife of B. HUSSEIN Obama appears on the screen. For being such a good dog I now reward her for her keen sense identifing those with no character, and who hate our great nation.
August 30th, 2008 at 6:55 pm
Hey F#%%yousuntan, go cry yourself to sleep baby, wah! wah! I could crush you any day, with facts, statistics and the pages of history. Let’s not forget that I don’t need a gun to destrot someone either physically or mentally, and now that you’re all worked up I know that I’ll be in the thoughts racing through your mind as you attempt unsuccessively to sleep tonight. I’ve done my job. Just think what I’ll be up to on election day as I work the polls and supervise the machines in my district, if you only knew just what goes on you’d cry for weeks. Put that in the skin flute betwixt your lips and suck real hard. Go vote for your “NIGGER” (if a Man of God and Leader of Black America like Jesse “the Philanderer” Jackson can use that word so can I, anything less would be discriminatory) and his BITCH.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Suntan you sick mothafuckkka…go back to Hannity’s blog where you belong.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
Hey!!! Obamama, I mean Osamamomma, don’t you just feel so good knowing that YOUR “candidates” mother died a horribly painful death of cancer, her body oozing puss from every orifice including the two, (her mouth and vermin infested vagina)that she allowed her “pimp” to inject his probably diseased JUNGLE JUICE into to. What a fitting way for a race traitor, who allowed herself to become an incubator for the Spawn of Satan to die. I find it fitting, but wish she was going through that painful ordeal now so that she could see the bastard she birthed and his beeatch as they cry after losing in Nov.
August 30th, 2008 at 7:30 pm
Oh yeah Suntan – I’ll be laying in my bed shaking for days just thinking about your white trash, faggot looking ass.
Do the country a fucking favor and go eat a gun.
August 30th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
Hey, JackoffJohnny where’d you go? What are you crying? There’s no crying in the political blogssphere! I bet your sobbing into your tear stained pillow, this ain’t the first time it’s happened. Why don’t you go bury your head in your mamas bosom and soak her shirt through with your salty tears of sorrow? While you’re at latch onto one of her teats and suckle like the baby you are. When she’s tired of you, she can emulate Casey Anthony in Florida and just make you disappear like little Caylee. Don’t worry nobody will miss a putrid, pathetic, pansy such as yourself.
August 30th, 2008 at 8:22 pm