Illinois Senate Seat Now On Ebay
One US Senate seat goes to the highest Bleeping bidder. More than a dozen people have put the seat up for auction on the site, where it’s hard to parody a parody.
“OPEN YOUR CHECKBOOKS, OR PUT THE THUMBSCREWS ON SOMEONE TO GIVE A HIGH PAYING EXECUTIVE JOB TO AN ASSININE, GREEDY VINDICTIVE POL OR HIS WIFE.”
And one posting was going for $99,999,999.00.
“Used Illinois Senate seat, all wood and leather, willing to deal on this one! Please be advised I will be away from my office for a while…”
Here, the bidding is more than $23, and the pitch is “A F***ing Senate seat—‘a [expletive] valuable thing'”
I’m holding this auction to give this “motherf***er [the President-elect] his senator. F*** him. For nothing? F*** him.” Rod Blagojevich states that he will put “[Senate Candidate 4]” in the Senate “before I just give F***ing [Senate Candidate 1] a F***ing Senate seat and I don’t get anything.” (Senate Candidate 4 is a Deputy Governor of the State of Illinois)
…You may not want to buy this from me, but hey, i think it is ‘a [expletive] valuable thing’
Well, I’ve got to close this out early, my wife is yelling at me “to hold up that f***ing Cubs s***. . . f*** them.”
Of course, this auction is a farce, the winning bidder will not in fact receive a Senate Seat for the State of Illinois, but instead, I will send a copy of the court complaint in the mail to you. I will also send a picture of Rod and the newspaper headlines.Click here for reuse options!
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