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Thank You, Wonkette, For The Beautiful And Touching Sendoff
It really did bring a tear to my eye. Tonight marks the final Hannity and Colmes, and I’m so grateful for how Wonkette, dispensing with its usual snark, paid me this elegant tribute:
After centuries of entrapment in a vaguely humanoid husk, the alien mutant Alan Colmes was finally permitted to slither out through a nostril and return to the elvin sewers from which he was fished so long ago.
