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And what is more Kafkaesque than having the story delivered by former CNN-er Bobbie Battista anchoring on Onion News Network?
Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport
And what is more Kafkaesque than having the story delivered by former CNN-er Bobbie Battista anchoring on Onion News Network?
Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport
Alan, your sense of humor is allright with me. The Onion is a personal favorite of mine. By the way did you hear that Norway is returning to a pillage-based economy?
That would be great.
Amen——-I love the Onion !!
Just, erm, in case I decide to hang out for the night…after all, the food, the ambience, oh my…
Well, I’m sat in YOW right now where I am enjoying my measly 15 minutes of ‘free’ internet (the first 5 were used taking the mandatory “poll”, and the next wasted watching that Ashcroft moron)…
Any second now I will be prompted to purchase, for 10 bucks, 24 hours of wi-fi…although it’s good for over 500 hotels and airports…
Yay airports.


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funny I guess…
March 26th, 2009 at 1:04 pm
If you connect through Kafka, don’t take a nap while waiting for your flight.
When you awake, you could very well be a cockroach. Imagine the nightmare of trying to board the flight when you no longer look anything like your passport photo!
Sarah Reply:
March 26th, 2009 at 1:59 pm
…And the strolling violinists are everywhere. And no one takes care of you.
March 26th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Um cara wrote: …And the strolling violinists are everywhere. And no one takes care of you.
It sounds like the awful restaurant I ate last week. Violins were nice, just could get served and when the food finally came, it was cold. :)
March 26th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Love The Onion, however most people don’t get it which makes it that much more hilarious.
average james Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Amen——-I love the Onion !!
March 26th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
The Onion rocks.
The only way this vid could be funnier is if they spliced in a clip of Dick Cheney saying that he’s gone through this airport any number of times without any problems whatsoever.
average james Reply:
March 27th, 2009 at 2:27 am
That would be great.
March 26th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Well, I’m sat in YOW right now where I am enjoying my measly 15 minutes of ‘free’ internet (the first 5 were used taking the mandatory “poll”, and the next wasted watching that Ashcroft moron)…
Any second now I will be prompted to purchase, for 10 bucks, 24 hours of wi-fi…although it’s good for over 500 hotels and airports…
Yay airports.
March 26th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Just, erm, in case I decide to hang out for the night…after all, the food, the ambience, oh my…
March 26th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
Alan, your sense of humor is allright with me. The Onion is a personal favorite of mine. By the way did you hear that Norway is returning to a pillage-based economy?
March 27th, 2009 at 2:34 am