Welcome To Franz Kafka International Airport

March 26th, 2009, 12:56 PM EDT

And what is more Kafkaesque than having the story delivered by former CNN-er Bobbie Battista anchoring on Onion News Network?


Prague’s Franz Kafka International Named World’s Most Alienating Airport

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  1. funny I guess…

  2. If you connect through Kafka, don’t take a nap while waiting for your flight.

    When you awake, you could very well be a cockroach. Imagine the nightmare of trying to board the flight when you no longer look anything like your passport photo!

    Sarah Reply:

    …And the strolling violinists are everywhere. And no one takes care of you.

  3. Um cara wrote: …And the strolling violinists are everywhere. And no one takes care of you.

    It sounds like the awful restaurant I ate last week. Violins were nice, just could get served and when the food finally came, it was cold. :)

  4. Love The Onion, however most people don’t get it which makes it that much more hilarious.

    average james Reply:

    Amen——-I love the Onion !!

  5. The Onion rocks.

    The only way this vid could be funnier is if they spliced in a clip of Dick Cheney saying that he’s gone through this airport any number of times without any problems whatsoever.

    average james Reply:

    That would be great.

  6. Well, I’m sat in YOW right now where I am enjoying my measly 15 minutes of ‘free’ internet (the first 5 were used taking the mandatory “poll”, and the next wasted watching that Ashcroft moron)…

    Any second now I will be prompted to purchase, for 10 bucks, 24 hours of wi-fi…although it’s good for over 500 hotels and airports…

    Yay airports.

  7. Just, erm, in case I decide to hang out for the night…after all, the food, the ambience, oh my…

  8. Alan, your sense of humor is allright with me. The Onion is a personal favorite of mine. By the way did you hear that Norway is returning to a pillage-based economy?