GOP Minority Leader John Boehner (R-Hair Never Moves) was more jocular than usual when giving tonsorial advice to a questioning reporter. In addition to suggesting he needed to “do something with that hair of yours,” Boehner called on one inquisitor by calling him “the bald guy.” When a female reporter said she hoped her hair was okay, Boehner replied, “You mean what’s wadded up in the back of your head?”
