Three facts about where South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford went hiking add up to…well, you decide.
The DNC has a little video with some of the media reaction:
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Wait a minute! How can he be hiking the Appalachian Trail and be in Argentina at the same time. This guy’s better than I thought.
Well Kregg, if you are offended by the so-called “sleazy stuff” you think Alan posts, perhaps you’d be happier on a right wing blog.
[...] puncturing holes in the story of him going hiking on the Appalachian Trail (thus, avoiding “Naked Hiking Day“). Will Folks at FITSNEWS says he was outright lied to by the governor’s staff. But [...]
Did you mean “erotic”, or “exotic”?
I’m not aware of any “erotic” angle to this story yet, but it wouldn’t surprise me. What kind of a guy takes off to another continent without telling his wife and kids, and stays away even for Father’s Day?
Just a theory: Argentina has one of the lowest age-of-consent laws in the world, at 12 years old. With the recent spate of Republican perversions that have been unearthed, who knows?
What does Rush Limbaugh have to say? He has experience with viagra-fueled sex tourism in the Dominican Republic, undoubtedly with young boys.
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Sounds like something out of Boulder CO.
It must of took a lot of bug spray and lotion to clear out the poison ivy.
Whats with the left and being naked.
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:40 pm
Hmmm, Naked Hiking Day. Sounds kind of gay. Of course, I don’t have a problem with gay folks, even if they’re hiking naked through the woods. Just, you know…remember that only you can prevent forest fires.
Kregg Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:28 pm
Rocky said: Just, you know…remember that only you can prevent forest fires.
K: If you smoke after sex – you’re going too fast!
placefield Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:32 pm
Now that is funny
Kregg Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:45 pm
It took my wife a long time to catch on to that particular little gem…
Kregg Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:47 pm
“No, dear, 20 minutes of ‘huh, I don’t get it’ is NOT foreplay!”
June 23rd, 2009 at 6:41 pm
Alan, if you are implying that Sanford was hiking naked quit being a sissy about it and SAY it. Otherwise, take your unconnected ‘facts’ and shove ‘em up your spin machine. Good grief…
placefield Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:04 pm
Kregg,
Where is your sense of humor you usually have. I don’t think this post is supposed to be taken that seriously. Made me chuckle.
Kregg Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:23 pm
PLace said: Where is your sense of humor you usually have. I don’t think this post is supposed to be taken that seriously. Made me chuckle.
K: Place, I”ll admit to a special irritation for spinning ‘news’. Alan is a master at it and its almost impossible to tell when he is serious and when he is not because he does the exact same sleazy stuff all the time. I’d laugh out loud if he was an equal opportunity spinner or spun only in fun. But he doesn’t…
DJ Dalek Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:33 pm
IMO, O’Reilly is the true spinmaster, along with his little poodle, Hannity. It’s not the “No-Spin Zone”, it’s the “No, Spin! Zone” Yeah, it’s a stretch, but I laughed. No, really I didn’t.
TDro319 Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
Well Kregg, if you are offended by the so-called “sleazy stuff” you think Alan posts, perhaps you’d be happier on a right wing blog.
June 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 pm
That is one Big Backpack. It must be ‘Hard on the Trail’…for a homo in training.
placefield Reply:
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:16 pm
“homo”sapien? I think he is already there. Doesn’t look like a Homo erectus although I guess the backpack could hide that as well.
June 23rd, 2009 at 8:16 pm
Uh, yeah, there’s a few questions about the Governor’s ACTUAL whereabouts:
http://www.wyff4.com/news/19837234/detail.html
Oh please be gay, please be gay, please, please, please!!!
GuidoVanHorn Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 2:13 am
so to piece it together some more.
Fact #4 his people said they were confirming which part of the trail he was on before they said anything.
either he’s a naked hiker or he’s a regular hiker that didn’t want to be associated with naked hikers.
TDro319 Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 2:46 pm
Wait a minute! How can he be hiking the Appalachian Trail and be in Argentina at the same time. This guy’s better than I thought.
June 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 pm
DJ said: Uh, yeah, there’s a few questions about the Governor’s ACTUAL whereabouts:
K: Since the Appalachian trail can be hiked in Connecticut, Georgia, Maine, Maryland, Massachusetts, New Hampshire, New Jersey, New York, North Carolina, Pennsylvania, Tennessee, Vermont, Virginia, and West Virginia is it not possible that the Governor flew to one of these fourteen states to HIKE THE APPALACHIAN TRAIL?
RDM Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Actually he flew to Argentina for something more erotic.
jasperjava Reply:
June 24th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Did you mean “erotic”, or “exotic”?
I’m not aware of any “erotic” angle to this story yet, but it wouldn’t surprise me. What kind of a guy takes off to another continent without telling his wife and kids, and stays away even for Father’s Day?
Just a theory: Argentina has one of the lowest age-of-consent laws in the world, at 12 years old. With the recent spate of Republican perversions that have been unearthed, who knows?
What does Rush Limbaugh have to say? He has experience with viagra-fueled sex tourism in the Dominican Republic, undoubtedly with young boys.
June 24th, 2009 at 2:20 am
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June 24th, 2009 at 11:56 am
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