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1. That is pretty damn funny.

   Posted by average james
   July 4th, 2009 at 12:27 pm

2. Alan utilizes the Hitler analogy, heh heh.

   Posted by Rocky the Liberal Rottweiler
   July 4th, 2009 at 1:05 pm

3. Genius.

   Posted by 4moreyears
   July 4th, 2009 at 1:06 pm

4. ROTFLMAO.

   Posted by jazmine
   July 4th, 2009 at 1:40 pm

5. “We’ve completed preparations for the Republican fundraiser.” “Now Romney is our only hope.”

   It is okay to associate Republicans with Nazis, even in jest?

   Shall I associate Democrats with baby killers? Shall I associate blacks with watermelon? Shall I associate Jews with being cheap? Would it be okay to make “jokes” about that? OOOH, but that’s WRONG…but comparing Republicans to Nazis…RIGHT!

   Not funny at all, Alan. I realize you didn’t make the vid but it goes over the line.

   

   TDro319 Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 4:25 pm

   Why not? The teabaggers associated Obama with Nazism. Seems to me you can dish it out but you can’t take it.

   

   TDro319 Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 4:27 pm

   I guess it’s okay that you would equate a murdered doctor as “trash”?

   

   flap Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 4:51 pm

   TDro, so if some idiot compares Obama to a Nazi it is therefore okay for you to compare Republicans to Nazis? Are you smoking something?

   TDro, you’re the king of strawmen arguments. My personal feelings about someone have nothing to do with the appropriateness of this.

   How about this: I’ll make a “joke” video about Democrats hatcheting babies to death as they’re popping out of the womb and see how many of you people complain, call me names, etc.

   Forget Sanford…all you people need to REALLY see what hypocrisy is: laughing at inappropriate humor while criticizing the other side for inappropriate humor. How many callers call up Alan or post on this board are excoriated for their racist/inappropriate jokes? And then this video is supposed to be funny?

   “You racist bigot making a joke like that!” “Ahahahahahaha, Republicans and Hitler…hilarious!”

   

   michael Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:41 pm

   I agree with you, Flap, for the most part. Ordinarily I’m fine with “over the line” comedy, but this wasn’t even funny.

   

   flap Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 8:25 pm

   Look, I love Alan, but I see a double standard here. He and many other libs are quick to label people making “over the line” jokes as bigots, racists, homophobes, etc., but when a joke is about REPUBLICANS and HITLER, then it’s “all in good fun.”

   Then it’s comedy and we all should lighten up. Which way is it?

   Posted by flap
   July 4th, 2009 at 3:35 pm

6. “Shall I associate Democrats with baby killers? Shall I associate blacks with watermelon? Shall I associate Jews with being cheap?”

   You’re kidding, right?

   Radical rightwing evangelical republikkkans answer yes to every one of those questions every day of the week, 365 days a year–and they squeal like skewered pigs if anyone dares to accuse them of hate speech.

   But go ahead and squeal. It’s no problem for me.

   

   flap Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 8:37 pm

   “Radical rightwing evangelical republikkkans answer yes to every one of those questions every day of the week, 365 days a year”

   So by condoning or accepting the tactic of comparing Republicans to Nazis, you’re no better than what you claim they are? Glad to know you’re the same as a “republikkkan” in spirit so I can marginalize what you think.

   Posted by Rocky the Liberal Rottweiler
   July 4th, 2009 at 6:13 pm

7. Flap:
   You come here crying how the poor republicans are criticized yet the democrats take the same type of heat.

   How about this: I’ll make a “joke” video about Republicans starting unnecessary wars, killing hundresds of thousands of innocent Americans and Iraqi citizens and see how many of you conservatives complain.

   I guess your trashy statements reserved for Dr. Tiller, who’s no longer alive (thanks to some conservative right wing nutbag) to defend himself.

   “You racist bigot making a joke like that!” “Ahahahahahaha, Unnecessarily murdered doctor…hilarious!”

   

   flap Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 8:35 pm

   Are you dense, TDro? Comparing Republicans to Nazis as a joke is “criticism”? I’m perturbed about a joke (and more importantly the double standard) making a comparison or association between Nazis and Republicans.

   All you have are red herrings and strawmen that make absolutely no sense. You’re wrong, unless you think it’s okay to compare Democrats to Nazis or something similar.

   

   GuidoVanHorn Reply:
   July 7th, 2009 at 4:50 am

   the point of the video isn’t to say republicans are nazi’s there are a whole slew of these for all kinds of situations. It’s just funny seeing the image of Hitler getting pissed over somewhat trivial matters. There’s an Apple Cup one where Hitler is a UW fan, there’s a Twilight one, Harry Potter, World of Warcraft etc…..

   what’s funnier than Hitler lamenting that Stephanie Meyers farted in his face? Nothing I tell you.

   Posted by TDro319
   July 4th, 2009 at 6:25 pm

8. Can infinity exist between two finite points?

   If we used a football field for the purposes of illustration, and if we divided the length of this football field exactly in half, we would then have a resulting length of 50 yards.

   100 divided by two equals 50.

   If we then took this result and divided it in exactly half again we would get 25 as our answer.

   Could we continue to divide this resulting finite result, or number, in half an infinite number of times?

   As we proceeded the distance traveled would become increasingly shorter and the resulting number would begin getting increasingly longer as we began the exercise of fractional whole numbers……

   At some point in time this process will have appeared to stop as we approached true infinity and the distance traveled became imperceptibly short and the resulting fractional number infinitely long……..

   Infinity and eternity are one and the same, and with this is mind let’s then consider that this eternal moment isn’t the end of the result but in reality it’s the beginning.

   The physical world (matter) exploded into being from a singular point, resulting in the creation of both space and time……………………….

   If the big bang theorists are correct, then everything exploded into being out of nothing.

   But out of nothing, nothing comes.

   For whatever begins to exist must have a cause, the universe began to exist; therefore the universe must have a cause…….

   There is no such thing as an un-caused first cause; a Prime mover is required to bring forth this creation, this existence.

   An eternal, infinite, all knowing, all powerful, all seeing, creative agent.

   A being who has always existed, therefore needing no cause, or beginning……..

   God’s Natural Knowledge,

   God is omniscient. God knows all there is to know about the natural, physical world. God knows every possible combination of elemental particles and every possible way of orchestrating these particles into a created world, and of the creatures that would or could inhabit it. God knows the end from the beginning, within this natural world. ………………………………………………………………………………………………

   God’s Middle Knowledge,

   Since God knows every possible combination of creatures and every possible eventual outcome through the interaction of these creatures with their surroundings, God can create free thinking beings that He can then place at predetermined places and times to implement His plan which results in His goal being achieved.

   The end from the beginning is the concept of a finite number, and God knows the total number of all things he would create within this closed system. God knows who every man/woman is, or was, or is to be, from the creation of Adam, to the last generation, and you and I today. God knows the names He’s written in the Book of Life.
   ………………………………………………………………………………………………

   God’s Free Knowledge,

   Is simply His right as the perfect and holy God of all eternity to create for the purposes of His good pleasure something that displays His righteous character and gives glory to Himself.

   Either by giving life to those who are under condemnation and deserving of death, thereby demonstrating His love, mercy, and longsuffering patience, or by punishing the wicked and unrepentant with the penalty that they are deserving of………

   There will be a day of resurrection and a day of judgment…………………

   Are you ready for that day?

   

   crackerjack Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:24 pm

   What the Hell?

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 1:56 am

   That’s what I was thinking when I saw that video too…….

   Epiphany Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

   Didn’t have to read all of that to know who that was from. lol.

   Even God is getting bored with you, Trees.

   PS: ROFL! Extremely funny video! And it’s called satire, like when Alan did that very funny socialist bit at the beginning of Hannity’s show poking fun at himself.

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 4:09 am

   Someone should contact baD mR. fRosTy and get him back on the site.

   I was reading through the archives, looking through the “best of fRosTy and trees” and I got all choked up and teary eyed…….

   I really miss him.

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 4:10 am

   Alan, you should call Sean………..

   

   jazmine Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:36 pm

   Are you in need of a hanky, Trees? Achoo!

   

   craig7120 Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 2:54 pm

   Gives glory to himself? is that like patting ones self on the back? You cant suggest that your god has an ego. oh wait yeah you can O.T. a deity with human emotions? nice.

   ‘There is no such thing as an un-caused first cause; a Prime mover is required to bring forth this creation, this existence’

   So who is your gods god?

   

   craig7120 Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 4:00 pm

   God’s Free Knowledge, blah blah blah

   and the fable goes something like this:

   The belief that a walking dead Jewish deity who was his own father although he always existed, committs suicide by cop, although he didn’t really die, in order to give himself permission not to send you to an eternal place of torture that he created for you, but instead to make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh, drink his blood, and telepathically promise him you accept him as your master, so he can cleanse you of an evil force that is present in mankind because a rib-woman and a mud-man were persuaded by a talking snake to eat from a magical tree. all in one breath, how bout that ;-)

   Is that about right preacher man?

   makes as much sense as a soup sandwich, imo

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 1:48 am

   and the fable goes something like this:

   Fables hunh?

   You mean like this fable?

   The entire universe one day suddenly just appeared out of nowhere and from absolutely nothing………….

   There was no time, there was no matter, and there was no space……………………

   There was nothing.

   And then there was everything?

   Just tell me where the space came from that allowed everything to expand into it; it’s a pretty big space, any ideas?

   You claim not to believe in miracles and yet you believe in one of the biggest of all possible miracles.

   Everything (and I mean everything, and there is a whole lot of everything out there)

   From nothing at all.

   “Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat folks……”

   And as if that wasn’t enough, you have absolutely no explanation for the creation of life itself.

   None, zip, nada, zilch.

   Because life is here and because the universe exists you deny the evidence and claim that the universe is eternal, although now you have to believe in either the endless stream of multi-verses randomly and spontaneously emerging somehow in an endless infinite regression/progression……….

   Although that can’t be right because we’d see evidence of that……….

   We’d see things popping into and back out again of existence.

   Or the endlessly expanding and collapsing “soap bubble” and this must be it because we KNOW there is no GOD.

   Right?

   And the always amusing, life finds a way somehow, theory.

   Nothing living, suddenly something living fable.

   The “primordial ooze” that was zapped by lightening.

   The natural world’s self-caused Dr. Frankenstein, and the fairy tale of evolution.

   The, well it happened once naturally although we have never seen any evidence of life being created by a lightening strike, and the, well we electrocuted some water and didn’t see anything come to life, but that doesn’t mean it didn’t happen, theory.

   You would have to be a monkey’s uncle to believe that………….

   Are you are a monkey’s uncle, Craig?

   Yeah………………….I’m afraid it’s just not the same as having Frosty around, but thanks for trying Craig.

   

   craig7120 Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 9:43 pm

   I do believe you have a man crush on BMF, its really quite cute how you keep mentioning his nickname in your posts. As if maybe just maybe hes looking and reading what you wrote. Pining is painful.

   The bible fable was accurate though right?

   Btw how did you reconcile the issue with horus and your boy jesus just curious

   religioustolerance.org/chr_jcpa5.htm

   

   craig7120 Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 9:53 pm

   Just tell me where the space came from that allowed everything to expand into it; it’s a pretty big space, any ideas?

   yep plenty of ideas. Its cool to have an open mind.

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:11 pm

   Actually I found this the other day and was wondering if he was baD mR fRosTy’s brother……

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MF_i2xSc8CM&NR=1

   yep plenty of ideas.

   Hey, while your brainstorming see if you can come up with any ideas about what causes someone to do this to themselves…………

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jUC7od-mp70

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:45 pm

   You’ll need to do a John Kerry and flip flop the links…………..

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

   Or leave them as is………..

   Either way.

   

   jazmine Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:22 pm

   lol, I like your fable, don’t forget though, that magical tree was just an olde Granny Smith Tree, bearing Mother Earth with a healthy dose of voodoo:)

   

   craig7120 Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:46 pm

   ty jazmine, granny smith makes great apple pies.

   I saw a great idea on the net today. Rapture Rescue animals, when the chosen ones disappear their animals will be left behind. so us who werent selected for the club in the sky will be available to care for their pets, for a small fee obviously. ;-)

   

   jazmine Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 10:33 pm

   Craig, I’ve met, real live talking snakes, Yeppers, me no can do!!!

   

   jazmine Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 11:24 pm

   I’m happy that your granny makes great apple pie. Does she pay, for you, to eat that golden fruit?

   My chosen animals don’t ask me for a fee. They already know they will live a cushy life-style. That’s why they bring me flowers ;-)Really!

   

   craig7120 Reply:
   July 6th, 2009 at 11:46 pm

   http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0KSLRjDR4aQ

   the mr. deity clips

   

   jazmine Reply:
   July 7th, 2009 at 12:19 am

   Craig, utube is up for maintenance, I’ll catch it later…BRB!

   Posted by trees are people too
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:07 pm

9. Can infinity exist between two finite points?

   An infinity what? You mean can we divide the discrete space an infinite number of times? From an engineering standpoint, no – from a theoretical standpoint, of course.

   Infinity and eternity are one and the same, and with this is mind let’s then consider that this eternal moment isn’t the end of the result but in reality it’s the beginning.

   No, they are not one and the same. You can have an infinite amount of time (eternity), but you can have an infinite amount of other stuff too.

   There is no such thing as an un-caused first cause; a Prime mover is required to bring forth this creation, this existence.

   While causality is intuitive, there is actually some interesting theoretical physics which is non causal. I won’t pretend to understand it as of yet, but it is something I have been doin some book learnin on.

   Infinity and eternity are one and the same, and with this is mind let’s then consider that this eternal moment isn’t the end of the result but in reality it’s the beginning.

   And, once again, you bogart the mescaline. And on a holiday too!

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:33 pm

   Nope, no mescaline involved…………

   Howdy, I hope you’re enjoying the holiday weekend too, Um.

   

   Um Cara Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:37 pm

   I’m sick :^(

   Had a bunch of gringos visit the office this week, and I think one of them left me a gringo virus.

   But Happy Independence Day!

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:42 pm

   Oh no!!

   I hope your feeling better soon.

   Do they like and do they have peppers in Brazil?

   That’s what I eat when I feel like I’m coming down with a virus or something, clears the sinuses…..

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 8:03 pm

   Infinity and eternity are one and the same, and with this is mind let’s then consider that this eternal moment isn’t the end of the result but in reality it’s the beginning.

   Oh, I see…….here let me explain…….my illustration was intended to be inverted upon its conclusion.

   As we explored the process of division we initiated a series of steps that showed a linear progression………

   The point I was making was that instead of using the observed existence as the starting point, see the starting point as it was, outside of and transcending the ordered world or observable reality that we see.

   Get it?

   And, once again, you bogart the mescaline

   I don’t think you want to do any mescaline today, you’re not feeling well, remember?

   Are you trying to start a decrim debate?

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 2:25 am

   Infinity and eternity are one and the same,

   Ok, I see………I should have said,

   Infinity and eternity are comparatively similar, and for the sake of this discussion can be considered the same…..

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 2:29 am

   But you know what I meant, both properties in actuality can only be contained within one embodiment, or entity.

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:39 pm

   Hiya Um,

   Right now I’m busy enjoying a steak that I allowed to sit out and come completely up to room temp before seasoning it and frying in my 100 yr+ cast iron skillet. (I like to sit and imagine how many places and how many meals this skillet cooked before I got my hands on it, zero mescaline required for that practice either).

   I then bathed the steak in a mixture of Worcestershire sauce and and homemade Habanero pepper sauce…..

   It’s delicious.

   God is good.

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:48 pm

   but you can have an infinite amount of other stuff too.

   Well in theory yes, but within a closed system and in actuality, no.

   For example, if there were an infinity of some particular or specific type of matter it could not be contained within the confines of a physical existence.

   

   Um Cara Reply:
   July 4th, 2009 at 8:56 pm

   Well in theory yes, but within a closed system and in actuality, no.

   I was being colloquial when I said ’stuff’, basically when you want to talk about a quantity greater than any finite value (for whatever reason, and there are many reasons) you are in the realm of infinity. It does not have to be time about which you are talking.

   Do they like and do they have peppers in Brazil?

   Yes, but they can be hard to come by in Sampa. I agree though, they are great for clearing out the sinuses. I like hot Thai food for that…

   I don’t think you want to do any mescaline today, you’re not feeling well, remember?

   Aw, come on, there’s always room for mescaline, it’s like jello in that respect.

   

   GuidoVanHorn Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 1:56 am

   UM Cara,I’ve got a question about an oddity in brazil. The malagueta pepper bottles…how do they expect you to get any of the peppers out? I’ve mail ordered like 3 or 4 different brands, and they all use the super narrow neck, and they are packed in oil so it’s not like you can dump them out…can’t fit a knife in there, and once you pick out the top ones, a toothpick isn’t long enough…

   

   trees are people too Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 2:03 am

   Guido,

   Do you have access to any compressed air?

   A blower tip with a long thin tubular attachment inserted into the bottle will get them out.

   

   GuidoVanHorn Reply:
   July 5th, 2009 at 2:08 am

   ummm…I don’t think I do.

   Posted by Um Cara
   July 4th, 2009 at 7:29 pm

10. I love these videos, the Apple Cup one is my favorite.

    I need to watch the real movie, it looks like a real quality production, even if it’s a foreign flick.

    Posted by GuidoVanHorn
    July 5th, 2009 at 1:51 am

11. I should’ve voted for Ron Paul…..haha I love it. I love it when he shakily takes his glasses off, tells everyone to leave then explodes. (this actor should’ve got an Oscar)

    As for the writing, it was kind of weak on the insults to the girl in the hall, some of the other ones do a better job of that, as well as when he tells the people to leave, kind of a a weak Will.I.Am reference…other than that, whoever did this did a good job, funny references.

    Posted by GuidoVanHorn
    July 5th, 2009 at 2:07 am

12. everytime she winked, I thought she was winking to me…classic.

    Posted by GuidoVanHorn
    July 5th, 2009 at 2:09 am

13. Haha, funny video. Thanks Craig, I’ve been on that site a few times. Sometimes though, on a personal level, ignorance can be Bliss:)

    bonne nuit.

    

    craig7120 Reply:
    July 7th, 2009 at 10:32 pm

    yeah it was the 1st time visiting the site. videos are well written, and funny

    Posted by jazmine
    July 7th, 2009 at 1:20 am