Posted by | September 7, 2009 20:56 | Filed under: Top Stories

It’s out, kids! The speech that will make young Marxists and radicals of America’s  young children.  Here are some of the dangerous highlights, followed, in the indented paragraphs, by the TRUTH.


Hello everyone – how’s everybody doing today? I’m here with students at Wakefield High School in Arlington, Virginia.

 

Except for those students whose parents kept them home for their own good.


And for those of you in kindergarten, or starting middle or high school, it’s your first day in a new school, so it’s understandable if you’re a little nervous.

 

…especially since I, the bogeyman, am here.

 

When I was young, my family lived in Indonesia for a few years, and my mother didn’t have the money to send me where all the American kids went to school.

 

And so I went to a radical Madrassa and became a secret Muslim.

 

I’m here today because I have something important to discuss with you. I’m here because I want to talk with you about your education and what’s expected of all of you in this new school year.

 

And the most important expectation is that you write an essay about how great your president is.


…we can have the most dedicated teachers, the most supportive parents, and the best schools in the world – and none of it will matter unless all of you fulfill your responsibilities. Unless you show up to those schools; pay attention to those teachers; listen to your parents, grandparents and other adults; and put in the hard work it takes to succeed.

 

And that’s what I want to focus on today: the responsibility each of you has for your education. I want to start with the responsibility you have to yourself.

 

…and to me, Dear Leader.

 

We need every single one of you to develop your talents, skills and intellect so you can help solve our most difficult problems. If you don’t do that – if you quit on school – you’re not just quitting on yourself, you’re quitting on your country.

 

…and you won’t be able to help your president; that’s me, Barack Obama.


My father left my family when I was two years old, and I was raised by a single mother who struggled at times to pay the bills and wasn’t always able to give us things the other kids had. There were times when I missed having a father in my life. There were times when I was lonely and felt like I didn’t fit in.

 

…which is odd, because so much of the country thinks I was raised as Muslim in Kenya, my place of birth.


So I wasn’t always as focused as I should have been. I did some things I’m not proud of, and got in more trouble than I should have. And my life could have easily taken a turn for the worse.

 

…which it will again, once the far right investigates me to find out about those things I just said I’m not proud of.


My wife, our First Lady Michelle Obama, has a similar story. Neither of her parents had gone to college, and they didn’t have much. But they worked hard, and she worked hard, so that she could go to the best schools in this country.

 

…which is surprising, given that it took her years after her education to finally be proud of her country.

 

Your goal can be something as simple as doing all your homework, paying attention in class, or spending time each day reading a book. Maybe you’ll decide to get involved in an extracurricular activity, or volunteer in your community. Maybe you’ll decide to stand up for kids who are being teased or bullied because of who they are or how they look, because you believe, like I do, that all kids deserve a safe environment to study and learn. Maybe you’ll decide to take better care of yourself so you can be more ready to learn.

 

…and maybe you’ll go home and do the right think by telling your parents to support and continue to vote for me, Barack Obama, and support a public option for health care.


I’m working hard to fix up your classrooms and get you the books, equipment and computers you need to learn. But you’ve got to do your part too. So I expect you to get serious this year. I expect you to put your best effort into everything you do. I expect great things from each of you. So don’t let us down – don’t let your family or your country or yourself down. Make us all proud. I know you can do it.

 

Thank you, God bless you, and God bless America.

 

Well, at least the American part of America.

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