George W. Bush’s former speechwriter, Matt Latimer, took some good notes when he was in the White House. His new book, Speech-Less: Tales of a White House Survivor has these bon mots:
On Barack Obama: “This is a dangerous world and this cat isn’t remotely qualified to handle it. This guy has no clue, I promise you.”
On Joe Biden: “If bull was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.”
On Sarah Palin: “I’m trying to remember if I’ve met her before. What is she, the governor of Guam?”
On Hillary Clinton: “Wait till her fat keister is sitting at this desk.”