Hate Mail
From: Alfred
Sent: Friday, October 02, 2009 5:08 PM
To: Alan
Mr Colmes
I heard you on IMUS today defending Roman Polanski. I was astounded. Evidently you feel that if a person can escape imprisonment for a long enough period they should not be held accountable. He RAPED a 13 year old. Suppose it was your 13 year
old daughter? Don’t tell me the victim forgave him! A 13 year old does not have that power even when they become adults. We both agree that Polanski should not go to jail. You want him free. I would prefer to see him executed.
At least now I do not need to listen to your little radio show
Alfred, actually, it’s a “tiny” radio show. You give it too much credit.
From: Joan
Sent: Sunday, October 04, 2009 3:43 PM
To: Alan
Subject: THE BIBLE
WHY CANT YOU BELIEVE THAT A WHALE SWALLOWED JONAH IN THE BIBLE. THERE IS ALOT OF THINGS THAT WE BELIVE EVEN THOU WE DONT UNDERSTAND. FOR EXAMPLE
DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT RIGHT NOW YOUR BREATHING IN 2 GASES 79 PARTICLE OF GAS CALLED NITROGEN AND 21 PARTICLES OF GAS CALLED OXYGEN. AND YOUR LUNGS HAVE THE ABILITITY TO BREAK THEM DOWN AND SEND THE OXYGEN THROUGH YOUR BODY AND GET RID OF WHAT IT DOSENT NEED. IF YOU CANT BELIEVE SOMETHING BECAUSE YOU CANT UNDERSTAND IT THEN YOU NEED TO STOP BREATHING!!!!
DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW LIQUID GAS IN YOUR CAR MAKES IT RUN. IF NOT. WALK TO WORK CAUSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT.
OR DO YOU UNDERSTAND HOW YOU EAT EGGS AND BACON AND YOUR BODY HAS A WAY OF TAKEING WHAT IT NEEDS AND GETTING RID OF THE REST. IF NOT. YOU HAVE NO RIGHT TO EAT BECAUSE YOU DONT UNDERSTAND IT..
Joan, thanks for using all caps. I can hear you much better this way.
“Evidently you feel that if a person can escape imprisonment for a long enough period they should not be held accountable.”
Yeah and evidently a lot of people feel that way, since the legal systems of many countries include a thing called the “statute of limitations.”
“I would prefer to see him executed.”
You should live in China. Over there in China they have mobile execution chambers in these special vehicles like buses. So if a particular locality doesn’t have the facilities to execute somebody the death bus comes around to liquidate the prisoner.
And, oddly enough, the death buses are blue.
“The blue bus is callin us,
The blue bus is callin us,
Driver, where you takin’ us…”
October 6th, 2009 at 5:20 pm
CrAzY LaDy…
October 6th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
Is Joan the frizzy haired lady who asked McCain if Pres. Obama was an Arab?
October 7th, 2009 at 11:47 am
ALAN, I’M PISSED THAT YOU EAT EGGS AND BACON, YOU LIBRUL!
karthiks030977 Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 4:09 pm
Wow,I didnt know you could spell “Eggs and Bacon”,Flap.
flap Reply:
October 7th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
I am from the South, Karthik. We don’t get much edukashion down here.
I just copied and pasted, anyway. :-P
October 7th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Joan’s Axiom:
There are alot of things that we believe that we don’t understand.
We don’t understand how a whale could swallow Jonah.
Therefore, we must believe a whale swallowed Jonah.
Thanks for that stunning logic Joan!
October 7th, 2009 at 5:03 pm