George W. Bush To Become Motivational Speaker
October 22nd, 2009, 11:04 AM EDT
One wonders if the former president will continue to motivate people to elect Democrats.
The 43rd President and his wife, Laura, have signed on to the popular “Get Motivated” seminar program. Bush will headline his first event this Monday in Forth Worth, Tex., then follow it up with an appearance in San Antonio in December.
“Maybe it can be like, ‘Do what I say, not what I do,’” University of Virginia political science Prof. Larry Sabato cracked of Bush, whose approval rating at the end of his presidency dipped to a dismal 22%. “Or maybe it’ll be, ‘I’m the model of what you shouldn’t be.’”
George W. Bush To Become Motivational Speaker.
Matt Foley called, his van is for sale.
flap Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:08 pm
I love Chris Farley, especially Matt Foley.
“You’re gonna be eating a steady diet of government cheese, and living in a van down by the RIVER!”
average james Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:13 pm
HA HA HA HA
good one. Craig’s reference went right over my head. Thanx Flap.
I agree, Chris Farley rocked.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:24 am
There’s a CNN poll on this: Bush’s popularity on this topic mirrors his approval rating during the famous Colbert WH correspondents’ dinner…in the early 30s.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:43 am
Topics for his talks:
“The Peter Principle At Work: Breathtaking Incompetence At The Highest Levels Of Power”
“The Accidental President: How To Win Elections Despite Getting Fewer Votes Than The Other Guy”
“How To Commit War Crimes And Get Away With It”
“Warmongering For Fun And Profit”
“You Too Can Tiptoe Through the Tulips With Saudi Princes”
“Being The Decider: Facts Are Overrated – Trust Your Gut Instincts”
“Who Needs The Oval Office?: How To Avoid Work, Go On Vacation All The Time, And Not Get Fired”
“Who Needs Lighthouses?: Steering The Ship Of State Onto The Shoals Of Economic Disaster”
“Sleep Well At Night Despite Being Responsible For The Deaths Of Thousands”
“War Preznit: 1001 Ways To Betray The Troops While Posing As Commander-In-Chief”
“AWOL: How To Succeed At Life Without Working, And Without Even Showing Up.”
“The Shoe-Dodging Ab Workout”
TDro319 Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
LOL! That was good, Jasper.
average james Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Very funny !
4moreyears Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Excellent Jasperjava,
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Laura will be talking about her new Texas Driving School.
libpatriot Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:14 pm
LOVED that, Jasper!
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Shoes will be on sale in the lobby.
average james Reply:
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:07 pm
HA HA HA HA
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:42 pm
so?? will there be a 3 A.M. informercial
average james Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
He he he he he
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:15 pm
He is going to motivate me to speak to the youth about the evils and corruption of the Republican Party and the insanity and bigotry native to the conservative ideology.
average james Reply:
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
I find it pretty darn funny that Bush43 gets a SPEAKING gig.
Not his strong suit, one might say.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:26 pm