I’d Jump Overboard…

October 27th, 2009, 3:18 PM EDT

…before I was pushed.


Newsmax Cruise


In addition to all the wonderful activities aboard the ms Westerdam and in port, this exclusive Newsmax Cruise event includes:



  • Exclusive parties and dining with our special guest speakers. You will dine with your fellow Newsmax Cruise attendees, so that you have the chance to meet many of your fellow like-minded cruisers.


  • Admission to the Newsmax seminars and ad-hoc Sessions


  • Admission to Newsmax private receptions.

Responses to this post...

  1. I hear ya Alan. I’d rather have a root canal with no anesthesia.

  2. Chris Ruddy worked at the NY Post.

    Whoa, what a credential.

  3. Wow seems like theyd let anyone speak on that cruise. Maybe they can get Alan Keyes too!

    libpatriot Reply:

    He’d probably fit right in, I agree.

    flap Reply:

    Alan Keyes went overboard on the “birther” crap, but he’s still one of my heroes. Brilliant, principled guy.

  4. Don’t forget the “How to twist the truth to suit your agenda” pamphlet they pass out.

    That is a key piece of literature for anyone who wants to do “news”.

  5. Newsmax provided much fun back when we invaded Iraq and they were putting out stories on Iraqian WMD programs and all the stuff we were going to find once we got in there.

    One thing about right-wingers, they never learn and still lean on Newsmax and other bogus sites for news…

  6. Event Highlights:

    Things to do onboard…

    - Relax by the pool
    - Play paddle tennis
    - Surf the Internet

    Surf the internet? Conservatives don’t have much of a life, do they.

  7. Scheduled speakers on the cruise include conservative “greats” Ralph Reed, Grover Norquist and Dick Morris.

    As luck would have it, the cruise will apparently transit the lower boundary of the Bermuda Triangle.

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bermuda_triangle

    Wouldn’t it be shame if the boat mysteriously disappeared with it’s conservative staff and guests like so many vessels have disappeared before in those waters? Like the Mary Celeste or the USS Cyclops? Just, POOF!! And they’re gone.

    That’d be a real shame to lose so many conservatives to the Bermuda Triangle with one mass disappearance. A shame, I say.

    luv2lift48 Reply:

    It would be interesting to see an ocean vomit

    jazmine Reply:

    Bermuda Triangle, interesting stuff.

  8. Is this trip booked on the USS La La Land?