Kimberly Daniels Warns That Evil Is Sent Through Halloween Candy (Updated)
Evangelist Kimberly Daniels warns via the Christian Broadcasting Network that Halloween is Satan’s holy day and if you take Halloween candy it will rot your soul more than your teeth. Thank the Lord RightWingWatch has brought us the warnings of Daniels so we can avoid falling into Satan’s trap this Halloween season.
Update: Looks like CBN took the page down from their website, but it’s still available here.
I do not buy candy during the Halloween season. Curses are sent through the tricks and treats of the innocent whether they get it by going door to door or by purchasing it from the local grocery store. The demons cannot tell the difference.
Even the colors of Halloween (orange, brown and dark red) are dedicated.
While the lukewarm and ignorant think of these customs as “just harmless fun,” the vortexes of hell are releasing new assignments against souls.
Daniels’ site features a “war room” where “soldiers for the Lord” can meet up with “homosexuals, devil worshipers, [and] New Agers.”
“Daniels’ site features a “war room” where “soldiers for the Lord” can meet up with “homosexuals, devil worshipers, New Agers” … and Joos!!!! The Joos killed Jesus!!!!
Yum, candy corn. It’s been a while, I’ll have to pick some up as I’m off to consort with Satan myself.
EricG Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
March on Ignorant Soldiers …
TDro319 Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
“I’ll have to pick some up as I’m off to consort with Satan myself.”
Then you must live in Madison, WI. I usually go to Madison to “commune with Satan”.
O’REILLY: Now, this is a conservative city, Richmond. I mean, this is not Madison, Wisconsin, where you expect those people to be communing with Satan up there in the Madison, Wisconsin.
jakeeper Reply:
November 3rd, 2009 at 4:58 am
It is really sad that Kimberly Daniels thinks Christianity is so worthless and weak that Christians cannot remove curses or evil sent through Halloween candy.
Proving once again that her brand of Christianity is all about fear and control, suppressing the masses while taking their money, and enlarging their “Market Share” all the while losing sight of the message. WWJD… I say he’d roll over in his grave, cry in disgust, and forgive them anyways… sad that she can’t see what I mean.
October 29th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
candy corn is of the devil…only because it tastes like earwax and high fructose corn syrup mixed with a little dirt, not because of the demons.
jasperjava Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Word, Guido. Nailed it.
Lib Patriot Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 11:54 pm
EWWW, GuidoVanHorn! I myself have no idea what earwax tastes like, and I’d hate to think about how you came by the knowledge…
GuidoVanHorn Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:09 am
I was a curious little boy.
Lib Patriot Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:18 am
Yeah, that’s how I first came to know what dirt tastes like..
EricG Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:37 pm
The demons shaped it though. So it would get stuck in your teeth and cause children to cry…
October 29th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Oh, my. Taking crazy to new heights.
“Decorating buildings with Halloween scenes, dressing up for parties, going door-to-door for candy, standing around bonfires and highlighting pumpkin patches are all acts rooted in …
-Sex with demons
-Orgies between animals and humans
-Animal and human sacrifices
-Sacrificing babies to shed innocent blood
-Rape and molestation of adults, children and babies
-Revel nights
-Conjuring of demons and casting of spells
-Release of “time-released” curses against the innocent and the ignorant.”
Sex with demons? What kind of a neighborhood does Kimberly live in for this kind of Halloween?
Rocky the Liberal Rottweiler Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
She’s got a condo on the river Styx.
October 29th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
the vortexes of hell are releasing new assignments against souls
I suppose that’s Obama’s fault.
GuidoVanHorn Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
of course it is…
EricG Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
The vortexes of Hell have opened up, and gave forth to the world a new birth: Glenn Beck.
flap Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
“The vortexes of Hell have opened up, and gave forth to the world a new birth: Glenn Beck.”
Good line…have to give you kudos on that one, EricG.
October 29th, 2009 at 5:59 pm
Actually if people ate less crap like candy-corn, then maybe we could solve the health-care crisis after all……she may have a point, but is going about it in a different way.
October 29th, 2009 at 6:39 pm
Man. I keep missing these parties. My invitations must get lost in the mail.
Lib Patriot Reply:
October 29th, 2009 at 11:56 pm
They must dissolve in a puff of smoke before they make it to your mailbox.
October 29th, 2009 at 8:11 pm
Obviously she’s off her medications.
October 29th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
Wow, how eye opening! I’ll never watch It’s the Great Pumpkin Charlie Brown the same way again!
October 30th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Wanted: Experienced witch for seasonal work cursing candy before its shipped out. Send resumes to Hershey’s Candy Company.
GuidoVanHorn Reply:
October 30th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
Where’s CW when you need her?
October 30th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
No, that’s Christmas!!!
October 30th, 2009 at 1:35 pm