Posted by | March 3, 2010 00:43 | Filed under: Top Stories

One-time governor Sarah Palin attempted to do a stand-up comedy routine on Jay Leno’s Tonight Show.  Unfortunately, Palin is funnier when she’s not doing stilted jokes.

Sarah Palin says she’s going to play Tina Fey in an upcoming Las Vegas show.

Just kidding.

Palin told Leno’s audience she planned to speak at a gun-rights convention: “Be there or else,” she warned them.

She said Alaska is different from California. In Los Angeles, “when people have a frozen look on their face, I find out it’s Botox.”

And she’s happy she’s not vice president. “I would not know what to do with all that free time,” she quipped.

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