Posted by | March 31, 2010 15:14 | Filed under: Hate Mail

From: Allen
Sent: Wednesday, March 24, 2010 12:16 PM
To: Alan

You make me nauseous! 
I wish our first names weren’t so similar.

…for some reason you think being a smug asshole makes you look intelligent and more believable, it just makes you look like a category 10 smug asshole when most people don’t give 2 pulls on a boar hog’s tit for your perverse political agenda….

There’s a reason you only have a radio show instead of a tv show.  My girl frend has dildos that look just like YOU!

I wish you lived up wind of me and had the world’s worst case of skin cancer so I could step out every morning on to my front porch and take a great big whiff of your rotting flesh!

Dear Allen,

I’m sure girlfriend uses that device that looks like me quite a bit. Also, please learn how to spell your name.

From: Robert
Sent: Tuesday, March 16, 2010 6:13 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Never Again Allen

Allen:

I used to write to you more often when you shared Hannity & Colmes.  I used to always remind you that the Socialists sooner or later always come for the Jews.  They always do and always will.  I don’t know why Allen but your Marxist Socialist friends will without a doubt betray and come for the Jews.  This is how it plays out my friend. I’m not surprised.

All the best to you Allen.

Robert

Dear Robert,

They’re only coming for the good Jews so I don’t have to worry.

From: Bob
Sent: Thursday, March 25, 2010 7:26 PM
To: ShowColmesRadio Subject: HAVE YOU THOUGHT ABOUT LEAVING

HEY ALAN, IF YOU WANT TO HAVE A BIGGER GOVT HERE IN THE U.S, WHY DONT YOU LEAVE THIS COUNTRY AND GO TO A COMMUNIST COUNTRY, SEE IF YOU CAN HAVE THE FREEDOM TO MAKE THE MONEY YOU MADE HERE, SO BASICALLY YOU HATE AMERICA, BUT YOU LOVE YOUR PAYCHECK, THIS COUNTRY MADE YOU, NOT A COMMUNIST ONE…

DO US ALL A FAVOR AND LEAVE,

IF YOU HAVE A PROBLEM WITH THIS EMAIL, PLEASE FEEL FREE TO CALL ME, ALTHOUGH I KNOW YOU WONT, HIDE BEHIND A CAMERA IN A SAFE STUDIO…….BUT I WILL LEAVE YOU MY NUMBER, JUST IN CASE YOU WOULD LIKE TO SPEAK WITH A TRUE AMERICAN…

Dear Bob,

I am not hiding behind a camera. I am currently hiding behind a keyboard. Also, your caps key is broken.

From: Robert
Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 10:39 PM
To: Alan
Subject: America Live 3/26

You stated that the Tea Party members were responsible for the severing of a gas line (conveniently omitting that it was a line to a grill), but you provide no proof. You state that the violence is coming from the right, but again you offer no proof. It is lefty commies like you that are ruining this country. You do not belong on Fox, as you unfair and unbalanced. Instead, you belong with the insane retards at MSNBC…

A Jew supporting an anti Semitic President who backs the terrorist controlled Palestines over Israel is a disgrace to your race and religion.

Dear Robert,

The fact that Fox puts on lefty commies like me shows they believe in free speech. Try it sometime.

From: Mali
Sent: Friday, March 26, 2010 2:25 PM
To: Alan
Subject: For Alan

Your dumm president is THE ONE who’s out there like a communist cadre yelling ‘FIGHT…FIGHT…FIGHT’., WHAT A BUNCH OF CRY BABIES!!!

Dear Mali,

“Dumm”?

From: John
Sent: Tuesday, March 30, 2010 11:40 PM
To: Alan
Subject: Fire Alan

He’s a morron.

Dear John,

Yes, but I’m a morron with spell check.

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