Posted by | April 28, 2010 10:20 | Filed under: Top Stories

by Thomas Wellborn

Eugene Delgaudio, the Republican District Supervisor in Sterling, Virginia, has written the motherload of crazy political letters. Delgaudio’s fundraising appeal letter speaks of horrific warehouse petitions, frightening “radical” homosexuals, wedding-gown glad men (gasp), and other terrifying experiences.

Really, Eugene?  Seriously?  Your letter reads more like a poorly written Edgar Allen Poe nightmare than what you’ve intended.

Excerpts to follow, and be sure to check out the full letter, if you dare.  (h/t The Washington Note).

One stormy night I drove to a mailshop hidden deep in a nearly deserted stand of warehouses. I’d heard something was up and wanted to see for myself. As I rounded the final turn my eyes nearly popped. Tractor-trailers pulled up to loading docks, cars and vans everywhere and long-haired, earring-pierced men scurrying around running forklifts, inserters and huge printing presses.

Trembling with worry I went inside. It was worse than I ever imagined. Row after row of boxes bulging with pro-homosexual petitions lined the walls, stacked to the ceiling. My mind reeled as I realized hundreds, maybe thousands, more boxes were already loaded on the tractor-trailers. And still more petitions were flying off the press.

Suddenly a dark-haired man screeched, “Delgaudio what are you doing here?” Dozens of men began moving toward me. I’d been recognized. As I retreated to my car, the man chortled, “This time Delgaudio we can’t lose.”

Driving away, my eyes filled with tears as I realized he might be right. This time the Radical Homosexuals could win.

Wedding-gown clad men smooching before some left-wing clergy or state official is just the beginning. You’ll see men hand-in-hand skipping down to adoption centers to “pick out” a little boy for themselves…

After choking down this insanity with a few Tums and ginger ale, all I could envision was an author stricken with intense fear caused by either (or both) extreme personal abuse of some kind or paranoid delusions on a grandiose scale.  I’ve little in the way of alternate explanations for such offensive, ranting drivel.

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