You Have The Right To Remain Silent.

by Gabe Berman
Gabe is a freelance writer for the Miami Herald and author of Live Like a Fruit Fly

I’ve changed my mind.

I no longer support the separation of church and state.

From this day forth, I want to see the legal enforcement of the Ten Commandments.

But only for elected officials who prance around saying this country was founded on Judeo-Christian principles.

The hypocrisy will end.

YOU SHALL NOT MURDER

War will never be voted for again (or politicians will have to come clean about their supposed religion).

This will invariably start a semantic debate between the meaning of “murder” and “kill” but only for those who need to justify the taking of lives for their political position.