Posted by | September 29, 2010 00:53 | Filed under: Contributors Gabe Berman Top Stories

by Gabe Berman
Gabe is the author of Live Like a Fruit Fly

As Seen in the Bookstore…

You Know You’re a REPUBLICAN/DEMOCRAT if… by Frank Benjamin

My favorite line from this book:

“You Know You’re a REPUBLICAN if…You start off on third base and think you’ve hit a triple.”

But I’d like to add to that:

And you know you’re a Republican if you do in fact start off at the humble beginnings of first base but have been cajoled by those on third to vote against the only people who are actually trying to help you get to second.

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By: Gabe Berman

Gabe Berman is a native New Yorker who settled in South Florida after graduating from the University of Miami. An epiphany, a passion, and a trail of breadcrumbs led him out of Corporate America and into the career he was meant for. After eight years of writing columns for the Miami Herald, his book - Live Like A Fruit Fly - was published by HCI Books and subsequently endorsed by Deepak Chopra. His second book, The Complete B.S. Free and Totally Tested Writing Guide, helps artists find their voice and his latest work, Where Is God When Our Loved Ones Get Sick?, uncovers the answer to this haunting question.