Posted by | April 3, 2011 22:45 | Filed under: Top Stories

by toma

Sometimes a national news story is so weighty, so earth-shaking, that it takes an outside agency to break it. On Saturday, Britain’s Daily Mail reported nothing like that:

A bizarre spate of television presenters dissolving into on-air gibberish has sparked claims that the U.S. military could be to blame.

In four high-profile cases, the latest involving fast-talking Judge Judy, the presenters have started off speaking properly but have then descended into undecipherable nonsense – looking confused and unstable . .

A popular theory being circulated online blames the U.S. Military’s supposed research into using microwaves as a mind control weapon.

America has never admitted conducting such research but proponents say the effects – produced by microwave signals stimulating the brain with fake images and voices – exactly mimic those displayed in the recent on-air breakdowns.

As to why the Pentagon might be targeting U.S. television presenters, the microwave theorists are less clear . .

Sarah Carlson, Serene Branson, Mark Mcallister, Judge Judy. And just today, Food Channel’s Javier Gonzales, host of the popular weekend show Saucy, Spicy Javy: We Mexi-CAN!, got a full bleerble of the beam:

Beware, friends. Blargle phloorp.

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By: toma

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