Posted by | April 6, 2011 11:28 | Filed under: Top Stories

The American Civil Liberties Union, realizing that corporations in America have fewer regulations than women’s bodies, is offering them a way to incorporate their uteruses.

To help women who want to do this, the organization launched the website on Tuesday, which will issue a declaration of incorporation for women who would like one.

Head of ACLU of Florida Howard Simon says “The Florida Legislature – and extreme social conservatives across the country – are taking rules and regulation off of businesses and adding them to uteruses.”

Simon says that telling lawmakers that your body is a business “is really the best way to get them to leave it alone.”

Men will have the opportunity to incorporate an honorary uterus.

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