Headline Schmooze For April 12, 2011
Restaurant to retrain staff after mixed-drink mixup
Retrain? Shouldn’t they be reassigned? To Unemployment?
Budget Showdown: Five Things Obama Learned About John Boehner
He cries. Owns Stock in Kleenex. Bluffs at Poker. Drinks. Owns a tanning bed.
Nation begins 150th anniversary of Civil War
To celebrate: many might actually start shooting again
5 challenges for front-runner Romney
His hair. Hypocrisy. Palin. Bachman. He’s not the pretty one this time around
Trump Will ‘Probably’ Run as Independent If He Doesn’t Win GOP Nomination
Which Will ‘Probably’ Guarantee Obama Gets Re-Elected